GM Kate's Debt to the Quah (closed) (Inactive)

Game Master Kate Baker

Kahru, meanwhile, ignores the pain of the bone-creature's slam, continuing his frenzied assault!

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 14 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 14 - 2 + 2 = 27
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (5, 3) + 10 + 6 = 24

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 9 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 2 + 2 = 19
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (6, 6) + 10 + 6 = 28

Bite, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 27
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 1d8 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 2 = 7

Nokka hits and Kahru hits twice!

Initiative!
Oiur (grappled), cage at -11 hp
Kahru
Bone Monster, -53 hp
Ink Wolf Monster, -67 hp
TAFKACT
Nokka
Quinn

Oiur takes aim at the densest concentration of cracks and swings again!

Mace: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage, bludgeoning, silver: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

The cage of bones shatters and Oiur is free!

Quinn, swole again, roars triumphantly at his newfound size. ""You want to mess with me, chump? My main cane is about to rain pain!"

Draw +1 cane, attack the guardian!

Attack Roll: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Damage Roll: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Narrator: He did not rain pain.

This is the best Quinn ever.

The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak doesn not accept Ouir's song, and activates the wand to try and slow the guardian!

melee touch, flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 = 14

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 I don;t think it matters but I need to head out for the night soon.

Slow: 1d4 ⇒ 3

That hits! The sepulcher warden is slowed!

Narrator: He did not rain pain.

I wonder if Ron Howard is available to lay down a voice-over?

The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak hits with a wand, and some strange effect comes over the bones. The creatures slows down, having difficulty moving as the bones that form its structure try to heal. It lashes out at the source!

slam vs TAFKACT: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28
ouch!: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 2) + 4 = 9

The graven guardian strikes twice at Nokka!

force jaw 1: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
ouch!: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

force jaw 2: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
ouch!: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Initiative!
Oiur
Kahru
Bone Monster, -53 hp
Ink Wolf Monster, -67 hp
TAFKACT
Nokka
Quinn

"Mnaaaarr!" Nokka continues her assault on the wolf.

bite, power attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 9 - 2 = 15
damage, power attack: 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 4 = 12

claw 1, power attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 9 - 2 = 16
damage, power attack: 1d6 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 4 = 14
Grab: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23

claw 2, power attack: 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 2 = 25
damage, power attack: 1d4 + 4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 4 = 9
Grab: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25

"Fall, guardian!" Kahru swings his earth breaker twice, though the second one is far less accurate. His mighty jaws are two busy talking, and bite only air.

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 14 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 14 - 2 + 2 = 32
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5) + 10 + 6 = 23

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 9 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 9 - 2 + 2 = 18
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (1, 3) + 10 + 6 = 20

Bite, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 9
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 1d8 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 2 = 6

Nokka connects with one claw, and grabs the graven guardian!

Kahru connects with his first attack! As the graven guardian takes half damage, it falls.

Initiative!
Oiur
Kahru
Bone Monster, -65 hp
TAFKACT
Nokka
Quinn

The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak accepts Oiur's song and swings the warhammer two-handed, with reckless abandon!

Power attack, furious focus, reckless abandon, flank, raging song: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 26

Bludgeoning: 1d8 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

-2AC

Oiur picks their way over scattered shards of bone and under Quin's considerable brawn to help their allies fully surround the creature.

Earth breaker: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
Damage, magic, bludgeoning, piercing: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (4, 2) + 7 = 13

I still had a move action after breaking the bone cage, so I would've dropped my mace and picked up my earth breaker.

The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak hits but Oiur can't quite connect! Can Quinn finish it off?

After his epic miss, Quinn turns, fire in his eyes, and jabs with his cartoonish sword cane.

Attack Roll: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Damage Roll: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

:/

Despite being so swole, Quinn misses!

The bone golem refuses to move from the doorway!

It lashes out furiously!

bite, vs Kahru: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18
ouch!: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

slam 1, vs Oiur: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27
ouch!: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3, 4) + 4 = 11

slam 2, vs Quinn: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27
ouch!: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (4, 6) + 4 = 14

Everyone is up!

Kahru grunts as the beast's slam hits, otherwise ignoring it as he continues his assault. He calls out to Nokka as he swings, directing her to attack the bone creature.

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 14 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 14 - 2 + 2 = 30
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 10 + 6 = 27

+1 Adamantine Earth Breaker, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 9 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 - 2 + 2 = 27
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 2d6 + 10 + 6 ⇒ (6, 1) + 10 + 6 = 23

Bite, Power Attack, Rage, flank: 1d20 + 8 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 8 - 2 + 2 = 9
Damage, Power Attack, Rage: 1d8 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 2 = 10

Nokka squeezes awkwardly toward the creature, half onto the walkway, and tries to bite it.

bite, power attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 2 = 14 -4 if you want to count that as squeezing.
damage, power attack: 1d8 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 4 = 13

"Agh!" Oiur reels from the blows but still swings, hoping to down the creature.

Earth breaker: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Damage, magic, bludgeoning, piercing: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (5, 6) + 7 = 18

Kahru hits on his first two attacks, crushing the beast!

As you emerge to see the sun setting over the Iron Peaks, you see a team of Shoanti boneslayers who have arrived to reseal the Muschkal Sepulcher.

"Well, then? Everything back the way it was?"

The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak listens to Ouir's song and tries to crack the guardian's bones.

Power attack, furious focus, reckless abandon, flank, raging song: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 20

Bludgeoning: 1d8 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

"Everything as it should be, friends. The guardian shall need time to reform, but aside from that all is well."

I am glad the guardian will reform, and hope it knocks the next Lumketul — should one like him ever come again — upside the head! I hope Cousin to All and Rollicks in Waves are ready to celebrate.

Before leaving this place forever, The Artist Formerly Known As Cudak Tanagak turns and bows deeply to Hearth Keeper's resting place.

May your spirit guide you!

He then walks out, into the sunlight.

"Well done then, friends. We'll take it from here."

A few days after you return to Absalom, Ambrus calls upon you once again to meet at the Grand Lodge. He informs you that he has received a delivery from Cousin to All as a thanks for the PCs’ righting of the Lumketul’s wrongs.

He gives you the bag of holding and scavenger stone that you used in the mission to keep, as well as 3 doses of flameleaf extract, a treeform cloak, a +1 returning bolas, and a pair of kinsight goggles.