We B4 Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master DoubleGold

Chuffy pulls out his sharpened rock and stabs.

Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

to hit: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

She throws a rock at OG3-Pregen. She hits you in the shoulder, and it hurts but doesn't do any damage, as it only hurts for a few seconds and only leaves a small mark. The human woman with a Jester hat gives you the finger. Boo, you don't have any money. Leave.

You should probably kill her. No really kill her. Though getting a surprise attack on her would require a sleight of hand check DC 15

... I'm not sure that's exactly how the standard rules work, but then again Reta can't read....

UGLY DULLTOOTH! NO HIT MOGMURCH! Mogmurch chunks a rock at the lady.

thrown rock: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

thrown rock. confirm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

oouch she say as she is hit and then pelveted with a small stone
init: 0 + 1d20 ⇒ 0 + (6) = 6 Maggie 1 of 10 dmg on her
init: 3 + 1d20 ⇒ 3 + (11) = 14 OG4
init: 2 + 1d20 ⇒ 2 + (1) = 3 Reta
init: 3 + 1d20 ⇒ 3 + (20) = 23 Chuffy
All heroes are up

DIE, BAD LADY!

thrown rock: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Chuffy strikes again.
To hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (15) + 0 = 15
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Og3 hits her with a stone a large one but it just bounces off the top of her head, she felt it, but it didn't hurt. Meanwhile Chuffy strikes her across the arm.

intimidate (small size): 1d20 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) - 2 - 4 = -2

"WHO!" or is it 'BOO'? Me never remember.

Poog continues to try to hit the enemy!!
club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 111d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

She is not intimidated and not hurt by the club hit: 1d20 ⇒ 15 vs Reta with a dagger. dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 1
All heroes are up 3 of 10 dmg on Maggie

Mogmurch goes to club on Maggie with the others.

club, flanking: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Chuffy strikes again.

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

botting Reta, club hit: 2 + 1d20 ⇒ 2 + (14) = 16 dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 3
You other two miss, as she dodges OG3s attack. and Chuffy doesn't even come close.
She attacks back hit: 1d20 ⇒ 3 miss
All heroes are up 6 of 10 dmg on her

EAT CLUB, NASTY! Mogmurch swings a club again.

club, flanking: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

"HIT, HIT, HIT!"

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Reta goes through her pockets looking for a weapon.

"HERE!" she commands putting a fistful of creepy crawly cave bugs on the cart. "HOLD THESE! ME GOT FIRE TWIG SOMEWHERE! BURN DOWN WAGON-THINGIE!"

Poog continues to try to hit the enemy but he misses!

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 61d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

After taking a beating she doublemoves away, provoking from Noral, here mule hidden around the corner comes charging at you. All heroes are up

Chuffy strikes mule.

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Reta looks about for these heroes she keeps hearing about.

"POOG! YOU GOT MATCH?"

DONKEY GOOD FOR EATING!

club: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

Poog continues to try to hit the enemy!!

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 61d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

All the heroes miss, Reta does manage to set the wagon on fire, maggie runs forward, she plans to put it out.
hooves attack: -3 + 1d20 ⇒ -3 + (9) = 6 attack: -3 + 1d20 ⇒ -3 + (7) = 4
Maggie drinks a cure light wounds potion after moving 30 feet. healing: 1d8 ⇒ 2
All heroes are up

This will be a long fight. And you thought that we will end this in 10 days.

"MULE, HIT HIT!"

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Reta concludes that who ever these heroes are they are too afraid to interfere with the goblins mugging this poor merchant woman.

She blows on the fire hoping to get the ravening blood-beast tied to the wagon to notice the fire and take flight before the alchemist's chemicals explode.

Shouting and cursing Poog continues to try to hit the enemy!!

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 121d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Reta blows on the fire, but it is too large, it causes the fire to spread and catch maggie on fire. dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 1 5 of 10 damage on maggie. 2 dmg on the mule, which is actually classified as a pony in the module. These rolls will make the game take forever
Noral hits the Mule
Maggie puts out the fire on her and the wagon
The mule tries to attack hit: -3 + 1d20 ⇒ -3 + (13) = 10 but misseshit: -3 + 1d20 ⇒ -3 + (8) = 5
All heroes are up

”Aaahghh!!!“

Shouting and cursing Poog continues to try to hit the enemy!!

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 31d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Mogmurch takes out one of his prized gourds and throws it at Maggie, hopefully catching the mule as well. BURN, BAD LADY!!

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

DIE, DIE

to hit : 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Og3 burns maggie and the mule. The other goblins prove to be ineffective mule kick: 2d20 ⇒ (9, 16) = 25 -3 to each attack
maggie dagger: 1d20 ⇒ 11 on Chuffy
And they all miss All heroes are up 6 dmg on Maggie and 3 dmg on the Pony

Mogmurch uses his superior intellect and gets in a position to help. GET OVER THERE DUM DUMS. RETA KILL THE LADY.

club aid another for Reta: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 13
Someone flank and let Reta hit this thing.

This is frustrating. I can not roll over 8.

Chuffy makes a step aside and stabs the mule.

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

”I am out of breath!!!“

Shouting and cursing Poog continues to try to hit the enemy!!

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 21d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Mogmurch uses his superior intellect and gets in a position to help. GET OVER THERE DUM DUMS. RETA KILL THE LADY.

Someone flank and let Reta hit this thing.

"BOYS." Reta glowers "CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"

She sweeps all of her bugs back into her apron pocket.

Double move.

her attacks: 3d20 ⇒ (7, 14, 8) = 29 -0 to each against the highest ac person, they all miss.
mule attacks: 6d20 ⇒ (1, 5, 17, 13, 16, 19) = 71 -3 to each. against the highest ac person, full round attacks. They all miss, oh wait, one hit. Chuffy, on round 3 you will take dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 3
This is frustrating and irritating. So I rolled the next three attacks. We will call this next round, round 1 for the sake of knowing when you will be hit.
All heroes roll attacks for the next three rounds obviously some damage on Chuffy is prevented if the pony dies before round 3

Or he can just withdraw and go home on round 2. ;p

club v Jingly Lady: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4
club v Jingly Lady: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
club v Jingly Lady: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

At the end of which time Reta says in her most put-upon shriek: "ME BORED! LADY NO LIKE GETTING MUGGED FOR SOME REASON! WANNA GO HOME AND TORTURE TOAD... AND MAYBE POOG SOME MORE!"

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 91d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 21d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 71d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

On mule.

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (9) + 0 = 9
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

to hit: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (14) + 0 = 14
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Swinging against the lady with a favorable position across Reta.

club, flanking: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

club, flanking: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

club, flanking: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

I did post last post in hurry. I can hit mule with 3 darts. If you allow this then all my attacks will be +4. Chuffy will make a step back an then he will start to trow darts.

Reta swings at the lady three times but only hits her once.
Chuffy lands three darts on the mule doing 4 damage. 7 damage on Maggie, 7 damage on the pony.
Then the pony knocks out chuffy, who is now at 0 HP chuffy needs to stabilize or heal

attack: 9d20 ⇒ (14, 14, 1, 17, 12, 10, 20, 5, 13) = 106 Pony, her, Pony, her, Pony her. To give you the biggest chance of winning this, they will target the highest AC/HP person, which is 0G3-Pregen. Round 1, they all miss. Round 2, the pony hits you for dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 3. Round 3 confirm crit: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 2 and on round three you will taek dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1

All heroes are up the next three rounds

”I not Will up give!“

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (14) - 1 = 131d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 171d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

club : 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 71d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Stab.: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
stabilize: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
STabilize: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

chuffy needs to stabilize or heal

All heroes are up the next three rounds

Metaphorically speaking that is.

"SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME!"

You know if Chuffy is at 0 hp he can still do stuff (except stabilize because he's not dying yet).

Oh, and another thing, about minimum damage.

Oh Chuffy can lick frog before 0HP.

DoubleGold wrote:

chuffy needs to stabilize or heal

All heroes are up the next three rounds

Metaphorically speaking that is.

"SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME!"

You know if Chuffy is at 0 hp he can still do stuff (except stabilize because he's not dying yet).

Oh, and another thing, about minimum damage.

Minimum damage would probably have knocked out Maggie by now. GM, what do you say?

I was unaware of the minimum damage rules. They must have changed that from 3.5. In 3.5, you really can do zero damage
Heroes manage to kill Maggie and her Pony. You're not there yet, but if you add all the zeros and -1s that did hit, it adds up, you probably should be at least close by now.

Treasure
Treasure: Maggie’s wagon is filled with all sorts of things,
including colorful scraps of cloth, empty bottles, a barrel
of seawater, a small keg of grain alcohol, labels, two pots
of glue, a well-used makeup kit, a small mirror, a stuffed
raven, a makeshift alchemy lab, 7 torches, a potion of spider
climb, and five more bottles of “Magical Maggie’s Miracle
Medicine” (see page 6). A successful DC 15 Perception check
uncovers a hidden compartment beneath the wagon seat,
which contains a potion of jump, a wand of cure light wounds
(15 charges), an elixir of fire breath, and a small silk bag
containing eight baby teeth and a crudely drawn crayon
picture of a blonde half-elf woman and a smaller half-elf
girl, adorned with hearts. You also find a Map with a large X, the Paddlefoot farm. What would you like to do now? Eat the girl and the mule after you cook them and get a long rest? That is probably what a goblin would do.

”Cook and eat good idea from some neighbors... let’s get! Then follow map. Where up and where down? We go X!!“

Survival to find the way : 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7