Zoomba's We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Zoomba

Sorry, you being listed prone was just a poor copy-paste miss in my part.

The top of the ceiling is about 10 feet up, so moving slightly closer you can get her in the cone. I'll roll the save when I get back to my apt (and have her stats at hand :)

Reflex: 1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 1 = 5

Vorka tries to move out of the way as a fan of flames erupts from Poog, but her poor handholds leave her in line to take the brunt of the flame.

Initiative
Lord Longtongue -24hp, 1 nonlethal damage
Reta 10/13
Chuffy 3/11
Vorka -11hp, entangled
Poog 6/10
Mogmurch 8/10

Hurry and kill her! We more many than her!

And with that he'll hurl another bomb at her.
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 and if it touches will deal 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 points of damage, and if she is up high enough the splash shouldn't hit Chuffy.

Vorka looks even more cross as Mogmurch's bomb hits her square in the face. Her eyes dart back and forth between you four, filled with menace.

Initiative
Lord Longtongue
Reta 10/13
Chuffy 3/11
Vorka -17hp, entangled
Poog 6/10
Mogmurch 8/10

Chuffy throws a dart at Vorka.
attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Can Chuffy use sneak attack since she is entangled? I'm going to roll the extra damage just in case it applies.
sneak damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Reta uses her short bow to fire an arrow at the meanie.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Can Chuffy use sneak attack since she is entangled? I'm going to roll the extra damage just in case it applies.

Entangled reduces Vorka's Dex, but doesn't make her hampered enough for sneak attack. The dart still hits home though.

2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

Chuffy's dart pierces Vorka's chest, and the cannibal snarls as the goo still stuck to her leaves her unable to dodge Reta's arrow either. She snarls and scampers as best she can accross the ceiling beofre dropping down at the cabin door.

"So, you harsher than Vorka thought. Will make meal all more satisfying."

Initiative
Lord Longtongue
Reta 10/13
Chuffy 3/11
Vorka -23hp, entangled for 1 more round
Poog 6/10
Mogmurch 8/10

Poog points his finger and shoots a fire bolt at the evil Vorka!

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 Touch
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Reta continues to use her short bow to fire another arrow.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Chuffy moves a bit closer and then throws another dart.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0so minimum damage of 1 applies

Bah! Mogmurch out bombs. Have use acid now.

And he'll throw his Acid: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 and if it hits does 1d6 ⇒ 5 damage.

Reta grins, because now she might be able to climb wall and slice Vorka, now that Mogmurch stop throwing bombs.

Vorka went outside, according to the map.

While Reta's shot misses, Poog's fiery bolt fries the evil goblin while Chuffy's dagger leaves a small bruise that nonetheless seems to stagger Vorka. She has a fleeting expression of surprise...before Mogmurch throws acid in her face and she falls screaming and writhing, and then lies still.

COMBAT OVER!!

As you all catch your breath, your eyes turn back towards the large red chest against the far wall...

Chuffy checks the chest for traps.

Reta goes out and stabby-stabs to make sure the nasty dude is dead for certain.

Chuffy looks the chest over, but doesn't think he spots any traps. Prying the lid of the chest open you gaze in awe at its contents: Scribbleface's fireworks! There's fourteen of those sparkling sticks Vorka used, 20 finger-sized 'boomers', and seven footlong 'skyrockets' for when you really want to see something go BOOM.

While the chest draws most of your attention and interest, Vorka's room (and floor) has a bunch of other knick-knacks too. There's a lantern with jewels that looks like a dragon, a bunch of shruiken, a hairpin with a red pearl. some wands, some vials, and an ivory-gold fan with a picture of a gecko on it. It looks like Vorka scribbled all over the fan though - there's a map of Brinestump on one side.

Reta starts loading a sack full of loot, and says "Let'z take these backz and be heroez!"

"And maybe we light some boomerz under Mogmurch first..."

Mogmurch think great idea! Mogmurch ride big rocket back in to camp! Mogmurch be biggest hero!

Chuffy picks up the hairpin, the fan, and the lantern. He lets Reta grab all the bulky, low value stuff and goes for the quality. :)

Chuffy, Reta, Mogmurch, and Poog fill their arms to the brim with the fireworks. Then they realize the chest would probably fit all of that and then some and put them back (with Chuffy pocketing some of the jewelry and boring old longshanks stuff).

Loaded to the gills, the four of you set back out to the Licktoad village. As you come into view, goblins begin pouring out of the huts to see you return and gossip about what's in the big box. It isn't long before the Teeter Chair is brought out before you with Chief Gutwald looking down expectantly.

"We bring much fireworkz!"

Chuffy tries to get the others to dramatically open the box to reveal the fireworks.

How do you try? I mean, if you are offering those nasty slugs, Reta isn't interested...

Whispers, pointing, etc.

Chuffy keeps gesturing oddly at the chest, getting the crowd more and more excited. After a while though, excitement turns into impatience, and eventually the debate between needing-to-know-vs-likely-to-be-stabbed snaps in one young goblin's head and he rushes forward to slam open the box's lid.

As the fireworks packed inside spill out, the entire Licktoad tribe hoots and hollers. Chief Advisor Slorb's face recovers from his disappointment and shock surprisingly quickly as he glances up the Teeter Chair to Chief Gutwald's grinning face and declares. "Yes. You four good goblin heroes. Bring fireworks enough to make Licktoads great! Tonight, 'nother big feast!"