Did somebody order Fried Frog Legs? Lord Longtongue collapses in a greasy sizzle (grotesquely, his tongue still attached to Mogmurch, though the goblin is no longer grappled.)
Vorka cries out, "Lord Longtongue! Precious ribbitkins! I will eat them alive for this!" She shimies up the doorframe like a spider and moves up to the rough of the cabin, where she casts a spell and some of her injuries appear to heal.
Chuffy tracks the climbing witch with the skyrocket. When she goes over the edge and out of view he directs it to the chimney. With a sparking whoosh and a glowing trail of sparks the projectile slams into the chimney and explodes in bright flash of light and a shocking thunderclap of noise.
The hideous Goblin Cannibal avoids most of the blast from the firework's explosion, but the exploding shower of light blinds her. She wails, "My eyes! I'll eat your eyes for this!"
Reta and Mogmurch's attacks seemed to be much less effective, but significantly cut off Vorka's maneuverability.
Blinded and surrounded, Vorka does the only thing that any self respecting goblin would do... she takes a 5' step off the top of the cabin, tumbling to the deck below. Prone and on the deck, she takes out a potion and drinks it.
Chuffy runns forward jumps down to the other side of the deck and throws a dart at the cannibal witch. Bad witch can't get away from Chuffy! Stick you with this!
, if hits,
The dart sails wide, landing with a wet noise over the side of the boat as it sinks into the swamp. The acid flask explodes over the cannibal, however, who shrieks out as some of her green flesh bubbles off. "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
Arrows and acid wash over the outnumbered, unfortunate, cannibal. With another scream, she shrieks out, " savory dish... you would make..." and with one last gasp she collapses on the deck, a burned, broken, and scarred mess. You monsters. She only wanted to have you for dinner.
Looking over the rail for a moment to make sure she was really dead, perhaps considering how nightmares die, you can take in the destruction and mayhem you have wrought: the butchered horse, the gibbed dog, then mangled wretch of Vorka. There is little time to rest on your laurels though, your true mission returns to forefront! Fireworks! There is one place left to search: Vorka's cabin.
Ransacking Vorka's cabin, the majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about hundreds of gold but as they are mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
The red chest, though, is another story. Unlocked, it contains several fireworks! The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface likely managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief... for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.
Chuffy steal everything! Chuffy loads up to the point where he can barely walk with everything sparkly or explody in sight. Chuffy most magesty of heroes!
As you manage to get the fireworks back to the village without using them all of the fireworks or “accidentally” setting them off, you return as heroes! Slayer of Spider, Vanquishers of Vorka, Hurter of Horses and Deadifiers of Dogs! A big feast is given in your honor, and His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides that one of the lucky male goblins from your group should marry his daughter—the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits. Another Trial will be needed to decide who the lucky bride-groom will be... or if Reta is going to somehow take the honor.
Regardless of marital status, you are all given prominent tribal positions, with names like Head Village Watcher, Overseer of Village Stabbings, Master of the Pig Pit, or even a brand new title like Boss of Big Fire! There is nothing that can diminish your achievements! (Except maybe marauding longshanks!)
Chuffy better than any trial! What chief want to prove me best?