The Year of Our Lord 1437 Pathfinder RAW PBP (Inactive)

Game Master Michael Johnson 66

These forums are terrible for finding that one specific bit of information.

I didn't write St. Cecilia's boon down, but I did write down the boon of the monkey king, which affects me and Fox. I stuck it in my profile, and will do the same next time you give us something crazy!

These forums are terrible for finding that one specific bit of information.

I didn't write St. Cecilia's boon down, but I did write down the boon of the monkey king, which affects me and Fox. I stuck it in my profile, and will do the same next time you give us something crazy!

Thanks! It would be good for all of you to do the same for your own sake, as my memory is clouded by my love of the halfling’s leaf lol...

If I’m not mistaken, the Boon of St Cecilia grants one time only a second saving throw against an effect when a save is failed...

Ok, I'm writing that one down too in my profile, so that is canon!

I'm good with this. Let me re-roll that Will save...

Johann is down 11 HP; Boga is also down 11. Is Quinlan the only other one injured? How many HP is he down?

Quinlan is down 24 hp...of 56 at level 7... Yes, you leveled before the vampires.

zag is tooo funny. I love it.

zag is tooo funny. I love it.

I know, you guys crack me up! :)

Lol Johann, Quinlan is now the GM’s puppet-of-mass-destruction lol

I can see that Johann has an affinity for the destruction of large structures dedicated to pagan and heathen gods!

Destroy first and ask second is Johanns motto

Fox is telling on Bear, even in [ooc]. There will be a reckoning, Fox! Mark my words!

Fox is telling on Bear, even in [ooc]. There will be a reckoning, Fox! Mark my words!

Lol

Starting tomorrow, I'm going on a week vacation. I should be able to post some, but wanted to let you know because the frequency will probably go down. I hate posting from my phone. I'll probably have a laptop and be able to get a post in during the evenings.

Massive Damage (Optional Rule)

If you ever sustain a single attack that deals an amount of damage equal to half your total hit points (minimum 50 points of damage) or more and it doesn’t kill you outright, you must make a DC 15 Fortitude save. If this saving throw fails, you die regardless of your current hit points. If you take half your total hit points or more in damage from multiple attacks, no one of which dealt more than half your total hit points (minimum 50), the massive damage rule does not apply.

If the barbed devil has 102 total hp or less, then the 51 that Lucius dealt would be half or better, and the rule applies.

Rats - I always though it was just 50 damage in a single hit! They have more than 102HP I think :(

Yeah, the devil is still kicking... lol
But he knows to fear the Crusaders of the Catacombs as the other minions are beginning to...

sorry about my mischaracterization of Lucrezia. I just figured... witch=old lady!

sorry about my mischaracterization of Lucrezia. I just figured... witch=old lady!

No worries, easy mistake to make without clear description.

So, what do you guys do with the witch?

She's several levels more powerful than you, but you have her at a disadvantage, unable to cast spells without risking AoOs...

And while Lucius probably knows who she is, the others do not, and none of you have actually met her before now...

Just how certain am I about her? Since I know who she is and the Sforza family does that add up to the -20 penalty for an Impossible bluff? (If so I'll add it to my SM check).

Besides - we can totally take her!

Yeah, I'd say her goose is cooked lol

convince me and I'll pin her to the ground!

Thank you all for hanging in faithfully. This campaign is only going to get better and better, if you are patient and keep with me!

All the moving parts are kinda hard to follow and keep up with, but its coming together to make an epic, apocalyptic saga that your characters are the heroes of.

At end game, you will face archdevils, demon lords, great old ones, and kaiju bent on destroying humanity. You can be the champions of the world!

LMFAO! The changeling witch at table 2 is following your exploits now sense we will be combining the next month probably, and is hoping you won't treat all witches so ruthlessly hahaha! :-)

Will Striga succeed in sowing discord among the Crusaders with nary a spell cast? Tune in next time...

Will Striga succeed in sowing discord among the Crusaders with nary a spell cast? Tune in next time...

Can your GM play a devious, manipulating, wicked witch, or what!? Lol

You guys better rope her ass up before she gets to hexing...

The security at a max security convent or abbey would be pretty badass. High-level monks, inquisitors, paladins, etc

'Rope her ass up'... what are you encouraging us to do MJ?

'Rope her ass up'... what are you encouraging us to do MJ?

Haha!I will leave that to your imaginations... Lol

Lol- it hasn’t really come up at all yet but Zagathoth, in his extremely simplistic understanding of ‘the rules’, has zero concept of monogamy... and would probably be glad to do to a variety of things to her ass

All three bodies plop into the green slime after divested of treasure, sizzling audibly in the noxious goop as their carcasses transmutate into green slime!

Well, that makes it a little harder/more costly for the Antichrist to resurrect her, at least!

Bravo, Crusaders! In slaying the two barbed devils and a 12th-level witch of Satan, you've gained a ton of XP, which I will now tally and divide and add to your XP totals...

Each PC now has 29,705 XP...

Lucrezia had:

Ring of protection +2
Wand of cure light wounds (CL 5th, 23 charges)
Wand of inflict serious wounds (CL 5th, 11 charges)
Wand of burning hands (CL 5th, 15 charges)
Belt of incredible dexterity +4
Headband of vast intelligence +4
Amulet of natural armor +2
Handy haversack
Potions of cure serious wounds (CL 5th, 3d8+5) (5)
Potions of fly (CL 5th) (4)
Potions of haste (CL 5th) (4)

So, who wants what? Lucius wouldn't mind a handy haversack, he's not as young as he used to be!

I'd be glad to take any of the potions. I'd also trade my amulet of natural armor +1 for this +2 version if that's cool (and somebody in game tells me to, lol). I'm not currently wearing a belt at all... so if anyone wants to upgrade from their current belt to the +4 Dex one I'd gladly take their old one (until I can upgrade to a Str one).

Also... was the broom non-magical? (or did you just have second thoughts about giving us a broom of flying, lol)

Haha well, I'd love both the belt (trade my +2 that Quinlan crafted for +4) and the headband. If Quinlan will stick around as a bot then the headband is a little more important for him than for me, and anyone can make use of improved dexterity from the belt.

It would be kind of hilarious if Zagathoth's intelligence bumped up from 8 to 12, though.

Does anyone need the Ring of Prot? Lucius has one already so I'm not worried.

I'll take Zag's amulet if no-one else wants it. I'm light on AC right now for a frontliner.

So:
Zag - Am Nat Am +2
Ogon - Dex +4, Int +4
Lucius - Am Nat Am +1,
Johann - Belt of Dex +2?

Ring of protection +2

Wand of cure light wounds (CL 5th, 23 charges)
Wand of inflict serious wounds (CL 5th, 11 charges)
Wand of burning hands (CL 5th, 15 charges)
Belt of incredible dexterity +4
Headband of vast intelligence +4
Amulet of natural armor +2
Handy haversack
Potions of cure serious wounds (CL 5th, 3d8+5) (5)
Potions of fly (CL 5th) (4)
Potions of haste (CL 5th) (4)
Belt of Dex +2

Shall I take the wand, just so that if Boga goes down we have some healing elsewhere?

Quin bot for wands of hurting I think, potions spread around?

I will be happy with the dex belt +2.

The broom is in fact a broom of flying. Table 2 has a multiple means of flight, so its not that I don't want you to have it, I just forgot to post it lol

That things needs to be purified of its witchy-taint before anyone (not Lucius!) uses it!

I'm thinking Quinlan-Bot is the natural choice for taking the broom... But it would be useful for Boga to get around the field for healing, or for Fox just because it seems to fit his character and style the most...

Sounds like we’re more or less agreed on the items? I’m switching my amulet over now, let me know which of the potions I can take.

Also, I apologize if I’m repeating myself here but I love that you (GM) made Molly a buxom, green-eyed brunette... IRL I’m 6’2” (about 1.88m) with comedically oversized shoulders and as a younger (fitter) man I could bench press over 400 pounds (over 185kg), so physically I’m not entirely dissimilar from Zagathoth; my wife happens to be a buxom, green-eyed brunette, lol.

Zag - takes new Am Nat Am +2, gives old Am Nat Am +1 to Lucius
Ogon - takes new Dex +4, gives old Dex +2 to Johann; takes new Int +4
Lucius - takes new handy haversack; takes wand of CLW; gains old Am Nat Am +1 from Zag
Johann - gains old Dex +2 from Ogon
Boga - we haven't assigned anything to Boga yet; maybe the Ring of Prot +2?
Quin-bot - takes new broom of flying and other wands

Ring of protection +2
Wand of cure light wounds (CL 5th, 23 charges)
Wand of inflict serious wounds (CL 5th, 11 charges)
Wand of burning hands (CL 5th, 15 charges)
Belt of incredible dexterity +4
Headband of vast intelligence +4
Amulet of natural armor +2
Handy haversack
Broom of flying
Potions of cure serious wounds (CL 5th, 3d8+5) (5)
Potions of fly (CL 5th) (4)
Potions of haste (CL 5th) (4)

4 out of the 6 of us can have a potion of fly (I say Boga, Lucius, Johann, Zag; because Fox can hop on the broom with Quin-bot and fly that way). And 4 out of the 6 of us can have a potion of haste (I say Fox, Lucius, Johann, Zag; because Boga and Quin-bot won't do full-attacks typically). And for the potions of CSW, maybe Quin-bot goes without since he is least likely to be close to our damage-dealing enemies.

I approve of this item distribution! Gear being added to sheet now.

I think Ogon on the broom will be good when we can, he can hurl lightning bolts of death without being in easy range that way! :)

Boga will not turn down the RoP +2, but if someone else needs it, then that's fine. He could, of course, use the potion of Fly, but he can cast Fly (as part of Travel domain), so it might be better for Johann to take it for use as Zagathoth's mount.

Also, can Quin-bot use a wand of Inflict Serious Wounds? Is that on his spell list?

Finally, did Striga Lucrezia have some bracers?

Yes, they were bracers of armor +4.

Yes, they were bracers of armor +4.

Boga should have those since he isn't proficient in armour (I believe.)

I'll take the potion of fly and pass on the potion of haste.

I believe Boga is proficient with armor he just chooses not to wear it in favor of getting the monk Wis bonus to AC. That said, giving him the bracers is still a good call.

Also, if Johann doesn’t want his haste potion I’d gladly take it... and, if I’m allowed to ride him into combat he can take my fly potion in trade?

You got it dude