Takin' the Spire Higher! (Inactive)

Game Master Tangaroa

Tharkan swings, but misses the goblin!

Nuria strikes the goblin, but it still stands!

Damien continues to claw at the goblin, but finds no success!

1d20 ⇒ 10

Steve cackles madly, then fires off a quick cantrip at the southern goblin. It rocks back on its heels and stands dazed!

Attack vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Bite vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 Fort Save DC 12

The goblin and dog attack Tharkan, but have no luck hitting the big, toothy half-orc!

Party up!

Torque moves forward and directs the newcomer, a fellow half orc to deliver justice.

Have an inspiring command, Tharkan.

GM Avatar change weirded me out.

James moves forward to the sound of battle, as far as he can. I don't think i can get all the way to the goblin due to difficult terrain?

Following the command of his fellow half-orc yet newfound companions, Tharkan slashes at the goblin rider once more, then tries to chew his green flesh off.

Inspire +1, Inspiring Command
Nodachi: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 151d10 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 41d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

AC 20 until next round.

GM Avatar change weirded me out.

He does that every season.

Steve will move up and draw his CLW wand. "Hey! Lumberjack'a Lawness! You need Steve's Stick? Baw haw haw!"

A terrified Dumb Bird also follows and full-defenses.

"If you mean healing, Justice always appreciates it."

"Oh, so you've been down to the Puddles' Red District, too? Justice sure is a is a nice gal! Gives senior discounts on Wealdays! Baw haw haw!"

"That is not even remotely what I meant."

"But I assure you, Justice always does appreciate it when "Ol' Steve" stops by! I'm barely awake right now, and we're in the middle of a fight! Baaaaaaw haw haw haw haw!"

Torque sighs as he tries to pay attention to the current battle.

Damien moves back towards the other room to figure out what is going on.

Nuria ends her bard song and pulls a bow. She shoots in spite of the packed quarters.

1d20 + 3 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 3 - 4 - 4 = 2

He does that every season.

I've become too predictable....

Torque commands Tharkan to be inspired, but it is not enough as the half-orc misses!

James freaks out and moves toward the sound of battle! Yeah, difficult terrain.

Steve asks torque if he needs healing!

Damien clambers over the rubble, towards the sound of battle!

Nuria stops performing and fires an arrow toward the ceiling!

Horsechopper vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Bite vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 Fort Save DC 12

The goblin and his mount attack, but have no luck in striking the newcomer!

Party up!

James continues moving toward the sound of battle. I think I can get there this round

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Damage, if hits: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

James gets to the goblin, and swings his blade, striking, and nearly killing the sneering goblin!

Steve guffaws and uses his wand on the fellow lover of Justice! clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

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Nuria stops performing and fires an arrow toward the ceiling!

They are a lot easier to hit than goblins. So I'm going to cast flare - probably won't work, but maybe I can get a caster level check against the darkness - these sorts of effects often have one. Where is a magic missile when you need one?

caster level: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
DC 14 or be dazzled

Tharkan brings down his sword and bites his enemy angrily.

Nodachi: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 61d10 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Bite: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 51d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Cursed dice...

Torque moves forward and gives another command to Tharkan.

Steven laughs wildly as he heals Torque.

1d20 ⇒ 5

Nuria casts a spell and a bright light appears in the goblin's face, causing it to squeel!

Tharkan swings, but misses, then tries to bite the wicked goblin, but misses again!

Torque commands Tharkan to be inspired again!

Damien!

Damien lobs another glob of acid, hitting the goblin!

RTA: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Attack vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Bite vs James: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 Fort Save DC 12

The goblin and its mount attack James and Tharkan, but once again, both miss!

Party up!

Sorry, was unaware the other light sources made it to the goblin.

Damien continues lobbing acid at the goblin.
Acid Splash 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (17) - 3 = 14 (In Melee, Touch)
Damage 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

James frowns at the goblin and begins his attack.

Attack, Longsword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Attack, Shield: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Damage, Longsword, if hits: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Damage, Shield, if hits: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Dice how I hate you.

Nuria tries for another (hopeless) shot through the crowd, taking care not to hit her allies.

1d20 + 3 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 3 - 4 - 4 = 3

Tharkan bites and slashes again at the goblin, hoping to be more inspired thanks to his half-orc kindred.

Effects active: Inspiring command
Nodachi: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 101d10 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Bite: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Yeah, I figured Nuria would move the dancing lights to the most advantageous positions. (and will always assume so)

Damien lobs another glob of acid, burning the goblin further!

James continues his streak of missing!

Nuria fires another errant shot!

Tharkan swing, misses, then bites and misses!

The goblin begins laughing so hard, throwing back his oversized head in mirth, he nearly falls off his mount!

Torque and Steve

Steve joins in on the raucous merriment, swinging his wand around. "Baw haw haw! You need a poke with experience, little lady?"

If accepted, he will heal clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8 and cackle (just for atmosphere; there's no other hexes being in play.)

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[shudder]Nuria[/shudder]

"A poke like that makes me think your wit is dry, or perhaps that's just me". Nuria responds to the rather forwrd Elf.

She casts another flare at the goblin, only half paying attention to here target.

caster level check: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17, DC 14 or be dazzled.

Tharkan will get another inspiring command.

Steve heals Nuria, while Torque continues his commanding inspirations.

Attack vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Bite vs James: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 Fort Save DC12

The goblin and mount attack, but both miss.

1d20 ⇒ 13

Nuria evokes a flare of light in the goblin's face, but its eyes are closed from laughing and the is unaffected.

Everyone, but Nuria is up!

Torque, tired of leading from the back will move to melee the goblin. Provoking.

Vs Goblin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

1d12 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

James attacks again.

Attack, Longsword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Attack, Shield: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Damage, Longsword, if hits: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Damage, Shield, if hits: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Oh my word.

The collective dice rolling of this group has made this combat rather... long :)

I don't recall if I've Misfortuned this gob, so let's hex his big rat!

"BAAAWWW haw haw!" uproariously laughs the elf! "No need to be shy! Plus, it already burns all the time for me down there anyways!" Then Cackle Hex.

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Damien tosses more acid into the mix.
Acid Splash 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (18) - 7 = 11 (In Melee, Cover, Touch)
Damage 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Nuria stops mid stride. She shrugs. "You should probably get a cleric to look at that, Steve." She pulls her bow again.

Torque swings and misses. Tears stream from the goblin's eyes as he continues laughing uncontrollably!

James swings and misses as well! You see a stream of yellow fluid run down the side of the dog as the goblins pees himself from laughing so hard!

1d20 ⇒ 16

Steve tries to put a hex on the goblin's dog, but its master's laughing so hard it doesn't even notice and is unaffected! It starts hicupping and laughing at the same time, holding its side in pain.

Damien lobs a glob of acid at the goblin, missing as well. The goblin starts hyperventilating, it's laughing so hard.

Tharkan!

Tharkan swings and bites at the goblin, hoping for Gorum to be with him this time.
Nodachi, inspiring command: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 121d10 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Bite, inspiring command: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 31d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Le sigh...

Tharkan swings and misses as well, despite being inspired! At this point, your fairly sure the dog is laughing at you as well...

Attack vs Tharkan: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Bite vs James: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 Fort Save DC 12

Both the dog and goblin are laughing too hard to make a well aimed attack!

Party up!

If I can, I'd like to 5 foot step to get flanking. Not including because i am not sure i can see a place to do so.

James attacks, a look of frustration on his face.

Attack, Longsword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Attack, Shield: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Damage, Longsword, if hits: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage, Shield, if hits: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Steve will draw his dagger and add to this cavalcade of misses! More aptly, he joins the laughter amassment. "Everything hurts at this age, baw haw haw! The burning feeling let's me know I ain't met Pharasma yet!"

why, Steve? (Cover, in a melee, distance): 1d20 + 3 - 8 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 8 - 2 = 61d4 ⇒ 3

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Angered by his incapacity to hit the greenskin runt, Tharkan enters a fearsome bloodrage and swings at the goblin!

"RHHHHAAAAAGHH!"

Nodachi, bloodrage: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 241d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Confirmation: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 261d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Bite, bloodrage: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 211d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 Redirecting the bite towards the goblin dog if I can.
Confirmation: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 31d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Now who's laughing! ;)

Torque will try to finish off the dog.

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

1d12 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

James swings and misses, once more. No five foot, everything is difficult terrain.

Steve tries to lob a hail Pharasma and misses!

The goblin is laughing so hard it doesn't see the half-orc's blade coming in towards its neck. Suddenly the laughter ceases as the goblin's head falls to the floor. The goblin dog is startled to see its master's head fall before it and doesn't notice Tharkan until the half-orc has nearly ripped off its leg with his bite!

Torque swings and ends the dogs misery!

Out of Combat!

"That gobbo died the way I want to go; laughing, pantsless, and the biggest damn winner in the room..." Steve states, looking over stuff with Detect Magic. "Godspeed, Laughy the Gobbo."

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Nuria wipes her blade of goblin blood. "Well, that was... interesting. I believe I will embellish the story of that fight when I write a song about it."

"Please don't mention the missing." James mutters.

"Yeah, we could do without the retelling of all the flailing in the dark."

"As important as honesty is, we can leave that part out."