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Pa spends some time healing himself with a wand while you make plans after a few minutes Pa stands up and set the tip of his spear on fire and gets ready for a fight
When the sphere drops all heck breaks loose.
Chuffy is the first the belch fire all over Pa but even though the big orge doesn't dodge out of the way of the flames it seems as none of the fire is actually touching his skin.
In return the Ogre walks over to Chuffy and tries to stick him with his spear but fails to connect.
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Pa Munchmeat
Reta waits for her companions to throw their first volley of fire, and then rushes forward to join in the melee. After all, if Chuffy's flames did not hurt Pa, how would her flames be any different?
Moving in to help set up a flank for Chuffy, Reta swings her new, big ogre mace at Pa.
(+2 if considered flanking from current spot)
If hits,
Before Rita charges in, he will rather use his sonic burst. Fire not workin on big stupid ogre head!
Dc14 or be stunned
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Pa get's hit pretty good by the fireball, some of the flames start to burn his skin even though most of it is stopped before it can reach him. He takes a bit of a nose bleed from the burst of sounds..but it doesn't slow him down.
Reta then rushes forward and get's smacked on the head by the Ogre before hitting him in the knee with a masterwork morning star wielded two handed
In return Pa stabs his spear once at Chuffy and once at Reta
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Pa Munchmeat
Poog continues using his wand
Dc14 or stun
Big mean ogre stab Reta?! Reta not like being stabbed. Reta prefer to do stabbing and slicing and hitting. With a small feral growl, Reta steps to the side, and prepares to strike once Chuffy moves into flanking position. "Reta smash big ugly ogre. Reta use big ugly ogre head as a bowl when Reta big hero!"
(with flanking)
If hits,
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Poog summons fort another burst of sound but the Ogre just shrugs of most of it
Mogmurch throws a bottle of acid hitting the big ogre right on his skull helmet
Reta and Chuffy set up a flaking row of death! but Reta fails to get through the Ogre's armor and Chuffy has similar bad luck
In return Pa sticks his spear out again at both Reta and Chuffy
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Hitting both of them hard..but Chuffy much, much harder
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You guys
Pa Munchmeat
Reta stands toe-to-toe with the ogre, badly beaten and bleeding. However, she realizes she has nowhere left to turn, other than continuing the fight against Pa.
If Crit (doubt it),
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Chuffy throws a bottle at the mean ogre hitting him in the shoulder..the resulting splash of acid rains down on Chuffy's corpse maiming it even more
Using the ogre's distraction as he gloats over the thrust he used to stab Chuffy Reta manages to get a wicked blow in on the ogre's shins
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Poog
Pa Munchmeat
Poog moves in and heals Rita!
DC14
Sensing blood in the water, Reta makes another swing with the mace, trying to smash more ogre flesh, before circling around the beast and moving closer to Poog.
Rita! get here so big chief can make hurt go away! While big ugly ogre thing isnt not attack Rita!
Another sound burst!
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Mogmurch manages to get a real good hit in on the ogre it knocks it's skull helmet right from it's head..Reta is unable to do anything other then bounce her "mace" of the ogre's though armor ..but Poog manages to bring the ogre down with another burst of sound...You are unsure what was louder..the burst of the sound or the impact the ogre made when he laned face first onto the ground. As he falls the fire at the end of the spear goes out.
The ogre has a wand, a gourd and his flaming spear
burn! burn! burn hiz houz!
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The door into the house is stuck..but with some combined effort you manage to get it to open
The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards.
Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.
To the west:
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.
The stuffed goblin corpse; the headless goblin body is, in fact, the remains of Chief Gnawsparrow. His body still wears what turns out to be;
+1 shadow studded leather armor.
If you go up to the second floor;
The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud.
The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A large hole in the western wall opens out onto the lower roof of the house, and a single trap door sits in the ceiling above.
Among the clutter in the bed are scattered 275 gp, six gourds of fire burping, a cage containing a dead wolverine (the wolverine still wears an amulet of natural armor +1 around its neck), a sack of straw with a gold needle lost in it (the needle is worth 100 gp), and a large, badly made, taxidermic dire corby.
You gather all, go outside and while you try to light the house on fire starting with the straw that's underneath it you find 6 very large eggs.
Slowly the house starts to burn and you watch it go up in flames with glee.
So you want to do anything else here? (or move back to your new tribe?)
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After having a nice lunch with a lot of bacon you pack up all that you carry and head back to your new tribe.
When you arrive the tribes goblins cheer. The Birdcrunchers already viewed you as heroes for your performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures your role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time—especially if you return with enough gourds of fire burping to share with the tribe!