Follow me, I will lead you to the bottom of the tower that you can climb, there might be a lot of hostiles there, so be wary.
"Hostiles? Some more varmints won't mean no nothin to us. " and he will follow.
"Indeed. I am quite untouchable."
Chef follows along
"well, we oughtn't'ta brag too hard. I meam he has a castle and all."
Gerold stays close.
The enter a gateway that teleports them to the bottom of the tower. Angel stands before you watching carefully. here you are, I wish you the best of luck, I know that you will need it to kill my father he is a terrible person.
We shall kill him and take his stuff with great enthusiasm!
Chef scouts ahead!
"What he said!"
"Yes, missy, we'll do what we aimed ta do. Glad ta see ya won't be all broken up and all. Much appreciate all the help. "
"Enthusiasm indeed. I am enthused." Anhur says with a stony demeanor.
"Indeed Anhur, you sure are hoppin like a junebug on a hot skittle "
"I do not think Chef would approve of that dish."
"Who would approve of that dish?"
"come on fellers, that there is a metaphor, dontya know?"
"Ah, it is one of Yuri's 'dirty jokes'. Forgive the misunderstanding."
"let's do this"
"What's a metaphor? Can you eat it? Chef I want to eat a metaphor, and since you are so good at cooking I think you would make the best one."
"Chef, go ahead and cook him up a fetchin plate of metaphors. "
As the party banters on and begin to climb the tower they see a shrine before them Present me a offer and receive a reward...
A metaphor? I do not know about that animal, is it like a cow?
Not wishing to extend the metaphor gag line any further he responds to the shrine "Howabouts we bring you the big man's head? that there's an offer. "
Anhur contributes 10gp and says a prayer.
An offering?
Chef prepares beef jerky tenderized with fine wine and sauteed dried fruit with brandy from his iron rations. The grill marks on the apricots makes them more attractive.
Floid places 5pp down.
"Naa."
the shrine takes the money, For such an offering I give you...these fools Two small skeletons that can easily blow up appear.
Chef pummels the skeletons with his rolling pin. Hmmphh. Seems a wasted effort.
They drop about 200GP and that is all. Time to run up the tower more...however a dragon pops up.
Now THIS is what I call a proper fight. GO GET IT DORAN!
"Indeed, let us observe his mighty conquest." Anhur proposes while folding his arms.
"Though perhaps we should learn of its intentions first..." He adds as an afterthought.
Doran cups his hands around his mouth and yells out in Draconic "Hey, are you another whiny b+#~$-dragon of the Sorcerer or a free and noble dragon?"
The Dragon will turn to Doran, I am a dragon that works for the Sorcerer he is my boss and has taken care of me for a long time. Speak ill of him again and you will be nothing.
"Bit touchy of a horny toad ain'tcha? We're aimin to off yer boss, and that likely means we'll just have to off you first." which I assume means initiative.
"Well spoken Yuri."
Dragon steak will be on the menu tonight!
"I would say kill it with fire, but we all know how well that would work out."
to see what its energy attack and defense is
"I CALL B*%$+$~* ON THAT!"
The dragon as mighty as he is, is not that fast.
Order:
chef
floid
Gerold
yuri
Dragon
Anhur
Doran
Chef throws a dagger at the dragon. Can anyone get me up in the air? If I can land on it's back, I can do much damage.
Activate kirin style.
Deadly aim+rapid shot +manyshot+point blank shot (assumed, subtract 1 if not)
miss
miss probably
Floid will position himself accordingly and use psychokinetic charge to get chef where he wants to be.
"alley-oop!"
Ohhh yeeaaa!
Gerold moves up to the dragon and casts a spell on it.
"GET THE HELL DOWN HERE, COWARD!"
Doran runs over to Yuri and taps him on the back. "Here ya go."
"Now that there gives ya some chills there it surely does. Thanky."