GM Friendly Sauce’s Dead Suns

Game Master friendly sauce

Doh meant to divert power to WEAPONS hence the dakka

DR34-M12 Piloting : 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (17) + 20 = 37

DR34-M12 is able to hold off reacting, and the Azlanti ship speeds evasively towards you, trying to cut you off!

Pilot may act!

"Yeeaaaah baby. Let's see whatcha got!"

Handsome scans the enemy ship.

Computers, scan: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 7 + 2 = 24

Rover mans his guns ready to fire should they need it

Dreamz put the Maiden in defensive maneuvers while she attempted to get behind the enemy ship.

Evade DC 17: 1d20 + 19 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 19 + 1 = 21

+2 to AC and TL

ROUND 1:

Gunnery phase!

The azlanti ships turret wheels around to fire a torpedo at your forward!

azlanti torpedo!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 226d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 6, 5, 3, 3) = 24

Gunnery phase! Gunners may act!

Just checking. Did Handsome's science officer scans reveal anything about the ship?

Between Turret and Forward we have two weapons that deal 6d10 and two that deal 5d8. Rover is... +12 to-hit? Hi-C's only +9, so you take the big guns and I'll take the smaller ones.

Hi-C pushes TWO big red buttons.

Tactical Nuclear Missile Launcher: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 9 - 4 = 25
Nuke all the things for: 5d8 ⇒ (7, 7, 8, 1, 7) = 30
Rds of Radiation Exposure: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Tactical Nuclear Missile Launcher: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 9 - 4 = 9
Nuke all the things for: 5d8 ⇒ (8, 3, 4, 5, 1) = 21
Rds of Radiation Exposure: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Okay, in retrospect, it's probably better for Rover to spend 1 Resolve Point and Broadside, attacking with 3 of our weapons at +10 each, while Hi-C fires a single missile at +9 for 5d8.

What do you guys think?

yeah broadside!

”Yarrrr! Unleash yer wrath Rover! Hit 'em with a broadside 'n send the landlubbers down to Davy Jones' locker! Yaaaaaaarrrrr!"

"Aye Aye Mon Capitan!" He says as he fires three weapons

Attack Turret: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Damage: 6d10 ⇒ (5, 9, 9, 8, 9, 10) = 50

Attack Missile: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Damage: 5d8 ⇒ (5, 2, 7, 3, 5) = 22
Rnds of Radiation: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Attack Coil Guns: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Damage: 8d4 ⇒ (1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 3, 1) = 17

Did I do this right?

Very close!

In the Forward Arc, we have 2 Tactical Nuclear Missile Launchers (5d8) and 1 Maser (6d10). In the Turret, we have 1 more Maser (6d10).

So the only roll you'd need to change would be the last one; replace that damage with 6d10 and you're good ^_^

[ooc]Okay cause our sheet for it isn't updated, but that is cool[/dice]

Forward Maser: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Damage: 6d10 ⇒ (9, 6, 2, 7, 8, 8) = 40

JFC 92 damage? even with the 40% bump of health I gave this ship you might have put it dead in the water right now with all those crit thresholds.

The enemy ship manages to hit you but isn't ready for the assault you return, all power seems be lost!

Handsome, sorry about that, for some reason I thought science officer actions happened during gunnery phase.

Handsome's scans and is able to find out some basic information and defenses of this rare ship.

Round 2:

Engineering phase:

The azlanti engineers somehow restore power to the ship and it regains mobility!

Engineers may act!

Justin is NOT paying the insurance deductable. More power to the shields

engineering: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (8) + 18 = 26

No worries Friendly Sauce! This action below, however, will be a gunnery phase action!

Handsome yells over comms at the Azlanti ship, "I bet you're thinking you wanna join our franchise now, amirite?!?"

Handsome then turns to Rover and says, "One more shot to the hull and they'll go down! You can do eeeeeeet!"

Diplomacy, encourage Rover, DC15: 1d20 + 15 + 1d6 ⇒ (5) + 15 + (3) = 23

"Should we ask for their surrender and then steal their stuff. I know for a fact the Azlanti are not protected by the Pact Worlds Charter" he says with a smile.

"We shouldn't be robbing anyone. On the other hand, it would be completely irresponsible to leave them in space armed to waylay the next innocent travelers coming through with missiles...or given these guys, chewing gum. Tell them to surrender or improve the gene pool by getting out of it, their call. "

"Great idea! *sniff* You both do a pirate proud! *tear* Once we disable them, we demand tribute!! Otherwise we threaten to blow their cargo section clear off their ship and take our tribute. But if they opt for the later, they probably won't be able to make enough repairs to survive... Their choice! Yaaaar!"

"Your approval should fill me with more shame than it currently is..."

The enemy pilot is able to hold out and DR34-M12 moves first!

Pilot May Act!!!

Seeing the stun the enemy pilot was pulling, Dreamz chanced the lighting clouds for extra cover. The Maiden flipped, twisted, and veered as the android put the ship through evasive maneuvers.

Evade DC20: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21

+2 AC/TL

"Your approval should fill me with more shame than it currently is..."

Handsome sniffs...another tear forming in his eye. "I have never been given a compliment more kind, more heart-warming than this. Thank you Justin!!"

Justin-Norveg wrote:

"Your approval should fill me with more shame than it currently is..."

Handsome sniffs...another tear forming in his eye. "I have never been given a compliment more kind, more heart-warming than this. Thank you Justin!!"

"Yeah yeah happy life day.. now lets kill these guys "

The tear instantly vanishes into thin air as Handsome hops to his feet, standing upon the captain's chair, drawing his dogslicer and pointing it up towards the viewscreen displaying the Fearful Symmetry.

"Yaaaaar!!! Spoken like a true space goblin pirate, Justin! Kill 'em all!! Then...dinner!! Yaaaaaaarrrrr!!!"

Rover lights his cigarette and smiles as he mans his gunnery station."So death then dinner sounds like date night on Eox!" He says chuckling.

I don't see our ship, but posting in case the enemy ends in our forward arc.

"Huh... Never noticed this button before. 'Supercharge'..."

Tactical Nuclear Missile Launcher: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Nuke all the things for: 5d8 ⇒ (3, 7, 3, 6, 4) = 23
Rds of Radiation Exposure: 1d4 ⇒ 2

"That sounded bad, I think that was bad..For them!" he says looking up from the area and looking to Hi-C.

"i KNEW i should have labled that button the shower.... "

"I marked the shower Free Beer! That way Me, the Captian and Hi-C don't forget!"

"What are you even... Kasatha don't shower. Sweating is for humans. We just exfoliate."

Xavier says looking at Hi-C his fingers on the trigger holding pulling the trigger should the ship survive.

"I just shed but still you could get some of that dander off and have less of a wet lizard smell..."

"Uhh... yeah that isn't actually coming from... I mean okay, technically, but... Alright, Rover, you got the guns."

Hi-C gets up to go take a shower.

"But if that power core starts glitching and I get cold water I'ma be *very* upset."

"But if that power core starts glitching and I get cold water I'ma be *very* upset."

"FIIINE I"ll reroute the plumbing tommorow. "

"Alright,Alright,Alright" he says pulling down his goggles and then fires the Turrets

Turret: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15
Damage: 6d10 ⇒ (1, 10, 10, 8, 3, 3) = 35

Sorry for the Delay, Holidays and a trip to the snow limited my access.

The enemy Pilot does his best to turn around and flee into the giants storm cloud!

The pilot takes the ship into the cloud but the storm inside seems to be much worse and the vessel is struck by several bolts of lightning before it explodes!!!

COMBAT OVER

Dreamz maneuvered the Maiden so that the lightning storm and destroyed enemy ship were in frame with the cockpick. Gathering the crew together, Dreamz took some quick selfies to send to Ford. "Okay so, anyone know what that was about?"

"Don't know. But what I do know.... Time to scan for salvage and see if there's any potential loot to be had!"

Handsome begins scanning for any sign of possible loot and will go EVA if needed to recover any loot.

Hi-C returns with a towel around his waist, and chews on a small green brick.

"What is this? Cilantro? What else you guys been hiding from me in that shower?"

Hi-C returns with a towel around his waist, and chews on a small green brick.

"What is this? Cilantro? What else you guys been hiding from me in that shower?"

"No, Just Handsomes collection of toenail fungu...you know what I'm going to go gather up some of those parts "

And hops out of the airlock with his enviro seals off. He lights up and flies off to the wreckage.

"Well its an Azlanti ship, and without its datacore, I say possibly an advanced Scout? I mean I haven't dealt with them much, but they are pricks. And Unfortunately for the rest of you they'd either kill you or enslave you, or so the stories say" He says pulling the cigarette from his mouth and exhaling.

"take a human but take A human. Ya'll are funny in large groups... "

"I always laugh when one two-armed species claims they're superior to another two-armed species. Y'all still just got two arms."

Hi-C steps into his armor, seals up his environmental protections, and grabs some cable and a grappler.

"Whats between the ears is way more important. Unless you want to welcome your skittermander overlords? Because armcounts are how you get skittermander overlords"

"Yeah but they got like six... or eight? Either way, that's too many. Four's where it's at."

"Yeah but they got like six... or eight? Either way, that's too many. Four's where it's at."

"Akiton sharpshooting. Shoot the barn, draw the bullseye"

"Azlanti are weird man, I prefer a cornucopia of species working together, also think of the coupling!"He says savoring it all.

"I think two is just right, I don't think I'd know what to do with two...more..hands..." He pauses as he thinks and then laughs."I do but nothing good would come of it"

"Justin and I could always just install more arms if anyone wants."