GM Cap'n Jackson Sparrowshank's S&S Group B

Game Master Divinitus

So, uh. Do we have any news from the Cap'n?

Not a word have I heard. I can't imagine going belly up here and now.

That would certainly not be fun. Let's keep hoping, I guess.

Ya, ya ... Ain't easy to run a game and keep consistent regular posters. We have a good batch of players. He's just gotta maintain his end. Momentum is key.

Absolutely. Regardless, we will not lose this group. Even if we have to find someone to run it.

I doubt it'll be anything that drastic. He's probably just tied up in some stuff going on. I know I've been that way (though it's at least partially my fault).

This vessel isn't capsized yet! As I alluded to in the PM replies I sent you guys last week, I have been mondo busy. I apologize for the long lag in posting, but SHOULD be ok after today. Finishing up a 9 page essay this week (9 pages of material, not counting title page, references, ect.,) and reading through the last portion of 14 texts required for my full load of courses. After that, I should have a few extra hours that I can spend posting. I hope no one has become overly discouraged by this massive lag, as it is only a temporary lag. Around midterms I may be absent for 3-4 days and during finals as well. I may miss a day a week, due to the law term 'Force Majeur', if I have spelled it correctly (Meaning 'Unforseeable Act of God', which basically means real life complications that are unanticipated,).

That said, this Goblin still got his mateys? I may have to send a Hypnosquid to your shanty if ye say no!!!

Yes! All hail the conquering goblin, the crew, and the crazy hypno squid mascot/companion/familiar.

You were close. "Cas de Force Majeure" (Case of Major Force) is the proper term, I believe. The silent E at the end of "Majeure" is important because "Force" is feminine, and therefore the adjective describing it should be feminine as well.

Grammar aside, glad to know we haven't lost you to the tide.

Also still here, and very much understanding the time crunch situation. Happens to me all the time, mainly because my time management skills are lackluster at best (much time is spent with Pathfinder, then Skyrim, and also sleeping).

I'm always here. Such is the life of running other campaigns. Constantly checking!

hail the goblin!

We shall not, we shall not be moved!

I will be on forced hiatus for a few days. I will use the last few minutes of phone Internet I have after class to post a video regarding what my problem is. In short, I was over at a friend's house and his Tiefling of a child divebombed my laptop so hard that it fractured a few internal components. I am posting the video so no one thinks it's just an excuse or anything, because even I would think it was an excuse, given the vast number of complications this year with various things. Regardless, do not think I have abandoned you all, because I refuse to (Unless everyone drops, players mutiny against their benevolent captain, or similar unlikely scenarios,).

HAVE FAITH IN THE CAPTAIN, AND HE WILL SHOWER YOU WITH FIGURATIVE EXP!!!

And just as a side note, apologies for the Southern drawl you will hear in the video, as I had the misfortune to pick up the accent, and apologies for the long pauses in speech because it was 1:21 in the morning when I took the video and I was trying to be calm and measured, despite my Improved Mighty Goblin Rage of Hulking Angriness I activated as a free action (And yes, I have my own archetype, so bleh!).

Again guys, my sincerest apologies for the Auroch crap!

Forgivz the Sparrowshanks pleazes? :D

Apparently, someone has cast Bestow Curse on the cap'n.

*raises hands* I didn't do it.

question of note for my fellow players, are you interested in something "different" to pass the time until the captain returns? As I do have a copy of a rather interesting role playing book designed for 3.5 d&d, it's easily convertible to pathfinder if you guys want pathfinder though (although you may need to help me with that a bit). And yes I will admit I have been wanting to experiment with this lovely volume for a while now...

Sorry, I'm pretty full, as far as campaigns go, right now. I appreciate the invite, though.

As long as its in a different thread

For those interested I will send a pm with the details, I'll send you a pm shortly Jesal if you so desire.

Grab me some rum, ye swabbing swabbers! Old Sparrowshanks could not stand having to wait a second longer, so at expense to his GP, he whispering winds his message to his loyal crew via Use Magic Device on a Talking Block!

Seriously, I'm tired of holding you guys up because of my bad luck, so I'm posting from my phone even though it's going to cost for the Internet fees my service has! And in case you suggest using a public college computer, I believe Paizo is blocked as 'gaming'. It is of no matter though, a few dollars is a small price to pay for entertaining 7 people (More if anyone has people who read along with them, have multiple personalities, or were born with Ettin blood!)! Apologies for all the OOC questions, but I don't want to make a mistake and misconstrue what someone was planning to accomplish.

You truly are a loyal captain, if you want in on the game I am planning your certainly welcome...just one warning this may entail vast amounts of world building or not depending on the final makeup of the party. Although I can assure you that you will be in for a good (and besides the main goal) non railroady adventure.

I am intrigued, sagacious Sorceror of lost souls (See if you can say that 10 times really fast, perfectly!). I will be going to bed shortly, since tomorrow (Technically later today,) I will be visiting family, but feel free to send me the PM. I will look it over tomorrow/later today before I post.

I'm also intrigued by your descriptions, Temerith, and I'd be interested in the game. It'll give me an excuse to crack open the ol' 3.5 material (not that I have all that much of it).

After thinking on it, I'm not sure I'll be joining in, but I'd be curious to know what you have in mind. Please PM me what you're thinking of.

Finally through warring over terms of compensation from my former friend over my broken laptop, so hoist the mainsail for tomorrow/later today and be ready to fight off sharks with laser beams! Or, you know, continue the campaign, although wrestling a laser shark would be cool too!

Fricking laser beams?

It's just a shark with Scorching Ray as a spell-like ability.

I'd guess more like a brilliant energy heavy repeating crossbow. Either way, it's cool.

That was a joke, just saying! :D

Gameplay posted. No laser sharks unfortunately, except my pet Nibbles. Where is Nibbles anyway? Come here boy, I've got a fresh Halfling for you! SQUIDWHISTLERS RULE, YE MANGY BILGE RATS!

Just wanted to let folks know I'm having a rough day, medically. So I'm not gonna be doing much posting tonight. I'm gonna try to post tomorrow after work, and hopefully it'll all go better.

If only we had healers IRL, right?

I hope you feel better soon, Iggy. Always sucks being sick.

*sound of waves*
*seagulls cawing in the sky*

*chirp, chirp?*

Mooooooooo.

Ow Ow Ow

What does the fox say?

I say a lot of things, actually. :p

It appears my "Punitive Transformation" Oracle of Waves power has gotten out of control.

More seriously, though, I really hope this game doesn't fall apart.

I agree. I'm loving this group so much. We won't lose this group, though. If we have to...we'll sacrifice Janus for the Summon A New GM spell. >.>

lol Just kidding. No sacrificing anyone.

If it is what is expected of me, then I gladly give my life in his divine service. I worship his shadow.

Then he could come back as some sort of realy creepy ghoul.

I'm pretty sure that would be an improvement.

Preparing the ritual of GM calling...give me that goblin voodoo doll Janus...

I'll go prepare the sea salt and catch a seagull for the sacrifice.

Uh... I guess I'll do whatever you guys want. Not sure on this whole "magic" thing. I just have a sword.

Variziel, you can prepare the blood sacrifices. I mean...err...the volunteers to go searching for our fearless leader.

I will be posting soon (As in before dawn,) guys! I apologize for another delay. No need for blood sacrifices or voodoo dolls! On a side note, unless I post I will be dropping the campaign, just presume that I have been busy and will return. I just had to redo those essays I had prepared since my friend's son wrecked my old laptop. I arranged it with my professor that I could have all of essays turned in so I would not have to do a third round of essays. 6 courses times 4 essays each times 10-15 pages, plus everything else, equals 2 weeks of wanting to headbutt a granite surface, does it not? Anyway, posting soon guys!

... and I went through the trouble of catching the seagull, too. Anyone up for a roast?

Thanks for the update, cap'n. Glad to know we haven't lost you.

It would be nice to advance the story, though. Maybe even have a tactical encounter ... just saying.