GM Burglar's 0-05 Mists of Mwangi (Inactive)

Game Master mechaedd

Work is actually a little busy with me getting 75+ desktops and laptops shipped out for charity. Didn't see any new posts for Kyo, though I'm often wrong.
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Initiative refresher:

• Ander
  
• Urthain
  
• Bad(QWoO/Qadiran Armour zombie Guy)
  
• Hiram
  
• Harboth
  
• Kyoshiro After much cranial dissertation, I think we are here.
  
• Bad(OSS/Bite-y guy)
  
• Chelsea

Kyoshiro attacks the creature two handed style again, snarling as he does so.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Confirmation?

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Chelsea takes another swing, exertion showing as she is obviously not built for this sort of combat.
Slam 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 (Inspire, Template)
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 (Inspire, Template)

MAP

Kyoshiro's next move will be ON TOP OF/THROUGH the case/shelves seperating me from the enemy... hooting and growling all the way.

You have a climb speed, and that's a busted-lid casket; you could move over it and attack (monkey sounds optional.)

Ander steps forward and sidles up next to Harboth. He raises his rapier and stabs at the remaining creature.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 = 8

Harboth, still on the ground but now conscious, pulls his kukri and takes a swipe at the thing's leg.

His Hyuaaa! seems a touch less savage than before.

attack: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 6 - 4 = 22 did not add mod for bardic inspiration due to bard paralysis.
damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

confirm: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 - 4 = 8
additional damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

He yells to those still on their feet, Surround it, dammit!

Bardic Paralysis is a great name for a band...

Hiram, his muscles locking, tragically ends the story he was telling of Taldan glory with a distinctly unheroic "YERK!

5 foot northwest, followed by another sorceress slam attack.
Chelsea shoulders her way past the bookshelf and takes a swing at the creature.
Slam 1d20 ⇒ 14(Template)
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 4 (Template)

Urthain summons another bolt of white flame over his open palm and sends it at the Osirion undead.

Ranged touch Attack: 1d20 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 4 = 17
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Ander walks over to Hiram and uses his wand to heal the bard. (While he is paralyzed so he can't protest) Ander moves on and uses it on Harboth one more time. The magus then replaces the wand in its wrist sheath and proceeds to reset the spring mechanism. Ander then begins to search the room and coffins.

WoIH-4/50 chrgs used

Muffled sounds come from the bard. In a charitable light, they could be read as "I hate the undead."

By my math, that means Harboth is back to 100% [11-16(nasty undead)+3(CLW from Hiram)+10(WoIH)+2(CLW #2 from Hiram)+10(WoIH again)]

Harboth struggles to his feet and gives the ghoul a good kick. He then stretches to his full height and begins picking up his weapons from around the room.

As he does so, he offers to Ander and to the stuck bard, Thank you for the healing, friends. I really need a way to stop getting knocked out.... say, did anyone else feel funny after breathing that mist?

oook?

Chelsea begins randomly searching through the room for other shiny items.

Toss some perceptions for those searching for stuff.

Perception 1d20 ⇒ 9

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

@All: The Armoured man has his equipment He has a breastplate, a scimitar that is exquisitely shiny, and heavy steel shield (not nearly as shiny.) The club-wielding gentleman had his club and a leather loincloth.

What's our Spellcraft folks' Spellcraft right now, or are we flying Big Dumb Fighter Style?

Big dumb fighter style, but I'll roll in case someone needs it.
Spellcraft 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 (Template)

Kyoshiro sits on the floor trying to think through the haze... he remembered that 'bad things' happened to people coming here and that he had bought 'something' to help.

He starts pawing through his pack.

Ander has +10 Spellcraft to investigate magical properties

Ander nods to Harboth. Yes you three, he nods to Kyo and Chelsea. appear to have been afflicted by the mists. You became very ape-like. It seems once you become unconscious the mist leaces the your body. Before we were attacked, I mentioned that I had a spell that should make the other become knocked out for a few moments. I had hoped to save it for anything we may encounter, but it would seem prudent to have our companions back to normal.

Can Kyo and Chelsae willingly fail their saves?

Let me say that I am 100% behind this decision, and you can willingly fail will saves.

Oook

He sits confused.

Just blast me

Interesting. Kyoshiro and Chelsea both look....willing? Up to it? I would think that our sorceress would be especially helped by not being ape-like. It kinda - here he waves his hand around his head in a big loop - fogs things up.

Harboth then has a close look at the dead dudes' gear before wandering about the room looking for interesting and shiny objects.

perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

Ander shrugs his shoulders and turns to the coherent part of the group I've decided to knock these two out for moment. He goes and grabs the glowing ball and hands it Ur. Ur, stand behind me and hold this ball in the air to get their attention and make them look toward me. Everyone else stand behind me unless you want to take a little nap. Ander begins chanting some arcane gibberish and points his outstretched fingers at Kyo and Chelsea. A cone of dazzling multicolored light springs from his hand, washing over Kyo and Chelsea.

And... Color Spray their monkey brains

You lure your more ape-like companions into Ander's cone radius with shiny, shiny objects.

Chelsea is unconscious, blinded, and stunned for 2d4 ⇒ (1, 3) = 4 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 ⇒ 3 rounds, and then stunned for 1 round.

Kyo is unconscious, blinded, and stunned for 2d4 ⇒ (1, 4) = 5 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 ⇒ 1 rounds, and then stunned for 1 round.

With a loud sigh, Hiram finally unfreezes, just in time to watch the two stricken comrades go colored. He shakes his head, casts detect magic and scans the room and dead foes. Spellcraft? +1!

You kids and your "Spellcraft." Back in my day, all we had was a Summoner, and he was pretty awful at almost everything! We simply took our foes, pinned them down, and greatsworded them to death, curses and negative energy be damned!

Ander: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Ander: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 More than enough for each item.

Ander begins peering at the coffins and displays, looking for the name, Taltuma-Matl.

Among the displays, one knocked down during the beginning of the fights reads that name. It sits in front of the ghoul, from whom you took the scarab.

So do we wake up un monkeyfied?

Ur looks about at the various exhibits with more than a little distaste before moving over to the office door to wait for everyone.

Oops, Nope. Templates are gone. Had local PFS today; sorry for the delay.

Well - that was an experience, says a restored Kyoshiro.

I had a scroll of Protection from Evil and Remove Curse here all along - we had a big discussion on that before we left. Not sure if it was forgotten in the confusion or not.

Oops.

** spoiler omitted **

"Didn't want to waste your scrolls. Besides, aside from the scratching, you didn't seem too bad off." Hiram grins at Kyo and heads to the office door to the east, his whip ready.

"Well... that was embarrassing..."
Chelsea thinks aloud, producing a small cloth and brushing all the dirt off of herself.

Trying to break the silence, Chelsea asks.

"So...did we find anything? It is a little hard to remember much from when the mist took over."

Kyoshiro rises and looks around the room.

Look like we are finished here

Having recovered his things, Harboth begins to move cautiously toward the office. Everyone ready? If so, let's check this out. He pauses to grin - and breathe shallow.

What's your order in? The map you were given at the beginning is accurate as 5 ft to 1 square.

I'll be sticking close to the back of the party, haha.

Front

Middle, where are we headed?

Anybody taking the scimitar or club?