Dungeon Master Heathy's Carrion Crown

Game Master Heathansson


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HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

"alcohol reacts well with flame, if strong enough."


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

N'Kai adresses the guard, Aethor and the rest of the group "I think we and all the avaliable guardsmen should head to the battlements and see how the situation looks from there. I am thinking of employing some of your recently gained talents with fire as crowd control, Leik..."
After that, the elf heads upstairs to get a better look of the people gathered outside.


Edwin sighs.
It is not a sigh that says 'Powers deliver me from stupidity' so much as,...

'Powers deliver me from over-eager townsfolk and adventurers alike'.

Or,... perhaps,...

'WHY is it when the the only tool you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail? Or in this case, a flammable substance?'

"Again. Please reserve the more, flamboyant, responses to the crowd's indignation until absolutely necessary." Edwin pleads, somehow pronouncing the last word with FIVE syllables.

"Although I begin to suspect that my earlier optimism may have been,... misplaced. I remain reticent to unleash our full abilities of destruction upon what is still, essentially, a crowd of folk who are overreacting to fear, and who would on any other day be ashamed at even contemplating such actions."

Edwin tugs his ear almost angrily, as if he can connive an answer to materialize by force of will.

"I maintain my original plea. IF we are forced to defend ourselves, we must limit our responses to those that will not injure, or worse, anyone involved. I fear that will only dig us and poor Dobitoc into a hole we may not be able to climb out of. Self-defense or not."

"Although,.... Perhaps,... No. But maybe,... Yesssss,...? IF I can,..." Edwin mutters to himself, tugging his earlobe frenetically.

"I have an idea. I will try to talk the crowd into leaving once more. They may already be too far into their cups to be, reasonable. IF so, I shall be more,... entertaining. If you follow my cues, we may yet disperse the crowd without violence or panic that might lead to injury. I hope."
Edwin adds the last with a furrowed brow. He may not even realize that he stated it aloud.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on. Need positions and rolls and stuff on the map.


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf will stay within 20 feet of Edwin (I'll declare position after he does.).


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Is there a back way out?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Leik Fire wrote:
Is there a back way out?

You don't know. The "black" part of the building is kinda off limits to you guys.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

An upstairs window?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You don't know.
It's a squat building with arrow slit windows in front. It seems purposely built for impossibility of access.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

"can this place handle a siege of townfolk? We could just wait them out."


Finally opened the map,.... CHEEZ WHIZ! That is a LOT of people. Even if they are 2hp wonders. :(

OK, time for me to do a serious revisiting of my bardic abilities, and plan this a little more carefully than I was about to. :/


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

N´Kai will position himself near the exit of the jailhouse, ready to climb to the outer wall if there is some kind of walkway to overlook the square. AC13 would be a great spot

Initiative: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21 in case it is needed


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I put N'kai in AC 13.

I guess I didn't explain the map worth a s!+#.

AC 13 is in a big entry room inside of the jail.

AC 15 would be in a courtyard by the front door......

sorry for confusion.


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

Ok, place N´Kai in AC15 instead IF there is means to climb onto the outer wall. Otherwise, N´Kai will stay indoors and order the guards to shut and bar both the outer and inner gates


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It doesn't have a walkway on it. It's 12 foot tall, covered in broken glass mortared to the top, and it's got barbed wire.


Yeah, sorry. Son's Bday party today, laying dance floor at work. ;P Will be busy at work for the next 2 LONG days. Will try to post, but not reliable until Wed at least. Sorry. :( Place me in AC16 by the front door (Or whatever is close to the front door.) I plan to step out and work my verbal magic. And maybe a little actual magic, to convince these folks to take a hike. ;)


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

"Fear not, dear detective. I do not intend to hurt any of the townfolk. But I saw once one of those "pyrokinecists" in my native Kyonin manipulate flames to great effect to temporarily blind a guard patrol chasing him. We got him in the end, but that´s a different story altogether." A smile crosses the elf´s face.

"The point is, we have an effective crowd control tool in our hands" he turns to Leik again "and one that lets you play with fire without actually burning anyone, I hope"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Edwin's placed in the courtyard.


M Human Cleric / 6

Rholf takes up a post near Edwin. (AF 16, please).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Not sure where Leik'd be. Wherever Edwin scooted him off to in order to keep him outta trouble.


Heheh, I think you give Ed FAR too much authority in these things. Not that he doesn't think he deserves it, of course. :)

"Hm. Good point my elvish friend. I should never turn down assistance offered by capable hands. I,... apologize, if I sound somewhat harsh. I do not question any of your abilities, or capabilities. It has been a while since I had to convince a crowd quite this large to see things my way. Let us hope I have not lost my touch." He says wryly.

"Now. The trick is to find what they need, not what they want. That can be as simple as the truth, but rarely is. (So few people actually want to hear the truth.) In this case, we may have to convince them that what they really want is to be at home. In bed. Safe and sound. Difficult to do what with the temptation of free drinks within easy reach. Hmmm."

Edwin's eyes narrow thoughtfully. His eyes sparkle as he obviously gets an idea. He coughs, straightening his ascot.

"I shall attempt to appeal to their sense of propriety. In case that does not work, please pass the word along, watch and listen for my cues. I'll try to be clear, but I AM making this up as I go. So no promises." He says cheerfully.

OMGosh. Such a day. I don't even feel like whining about it. :( (That's bad. FOr me. In case you wondered.) ;P I'll be swamped tomorrow as well. Should be able to find/make time to post properly Wed/Th. I'll try to make it worth the wait. Sorry. :)


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Put Aethorduil near N'kai


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on../


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

I have nothing to help other than a +13 to Diplomacy, which you are welcome to for aid. I wonder how much alcohol a neutralize poison spell would ruin?

Larissa will be near the front line, healing at the ready, just in case. Let's say AG15.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gotcha!

I'm probably gonna go lie down in a little while. I'm not quite better from my cold and I watching the kids 2 weeks and I worked 4 hours after watching the kids all day and I just wish I could die.


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Rest up


feel better soon. :)


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Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa activates her healing Energy Body ability and gives the DM a big hug. (I know what you dirty old men are thinking! Shame on you!)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Just need the fire liker's pasition.


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

I dont see map links. I'll be near a window or door to see the crowd.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

map link

I'll put Leik in AF 17. If that's cool.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

8 more drunkly's come out of a building down south of the pyre in the square.

The guys around the beer wagon don't do much but keep on getting free beer from the massive keg.

The ball is in your court.


Kewl. Dealing with Orientation and headache right now. (And for a change, it is not orientation giving me the headache.) ;P Will think of something clever-ish to say soon. :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm always disoriented.


I find that hard to believe. :)


Sigh. Just one of those days, and another long one tomorrow. Let's get this done. ;)

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27
Perception:(Ringleaders/troublemakers) 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

Edwin opens the door to the street, and may or may not have swallowed nervously before stepping out.

He calmly surveys the crowd(s), in that particularly penetrating gaze that he has, and then slowly, calmly, confidently, strides to the wagon. He either does not hear, or ignores the chatter and nervous buzz of conversation around him.

Presuming that no one starts trouble before he starts talking, ;P

Edwin makes his way, wordlessly, to the wagon, and looks up at the man perched on it's tail, serving drinks to the crowd. Edwin wordlessly produces a plain wooden travel mug from beneath his coat, and holds it up. His calm demeanor and stance make it quite clear.
He expects a drink too.

When his cup is filled, he tosses the man a silver coin (unlike the others in the crowd) and takes a slow sip. He nods once.

"Not bad. Not bad at all. When this is done, remind me to tell you of a brewer I once met who did wonderful things with cinnamon." He tells the man.

He drinks the rest as he walks back towards the jail, and stops by the pile of wood prepared for the pyre to finish it off. say, AB 25? He looks up at the pile of wood, and back to the crowd along the wagon.

"So. Is this what we're come too, now?" He asks calmly.
"To share a drink among friends, to share of mutual concerns or woes, or joyously celebrate, or even to share mutual grief of loves lost, is all well and good. but this,... This." He shakes his head.

"Good people. This is not a sharing of joys, or woes. THIS is a collection of people who know better, trying desperately to work up the courage to do something they know darn good and well is wrong."

"Go. Home. There is nothing for you here."

Edwin's eyes fearlessly meet the eyes of those nearest him. But what he is really looking for is the first one brave enough to stand up to him,...


Obviously, if the crowd starts rioting the moment I step out, the entire scene will have to be rewritten. ;P


HP 53/53 Dromite Soulknife 5 / Pyrokineticist 1 map

Leik watches out of a crack in the door, barely suppressing his desire to watch the glorious fire burst forth!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The instant Edwin starts talking, he is met with an unspeakable horror.

read after hitting the link above so as not to ruin it....

Spoiler:
10 members of the beer swilling mob pull out vuvuzelas and start blaring to silence Edwin....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I gotta crash.


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HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Ahhh - the fun things from Sth Africa


Male Elf Magus 6; hp 51/51; Init +7; Per +8; AC 20, touch 16, FF 15; CMB +5; CMD 20; Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +6; Arcane Pool 4/6

N´Kai moves towards the gate, so as to be able to watch Edwin play his part with the crowd. Say AE17

When the vuvuzelas start blaring, he snorts in disgust and talks to the rest of the group: "Well, that was unexpected... So much for diplomacy, get ready to act anytime."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Got it.

"BREEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEAAARRRRRRRRRR" is the only response.

Then they start chanting, "LIGHTEM UP! LIGHTEM UP! MEDIUM RARE! WELL DONE! BURNED!"


Dangit. Where's a Silence spell when you need one?!? ;P

Edwin shakes his head sadly. When he raises it, he is smiling. Coldly.

Edwin stops by the aforementioned space by the pyre.

He calls out, not shouting, not angry, just being very, very loud, to be heard, even if just barely, over the noise of the horns.

"So, You want a fire? Very well. I agree. We should have a fire. It's getting a bit chilly." He calls over the crowd.

Edwin backs up from the pyre, towards the jail, looking over his shoulder as he does so. He waggles his eyebrows at the door to the jail. He then holds up a single finger, and a small, tiny flame pops into existence on top of it. Prestidigitation He lowers it until it is pointing towards the pyre.

Then he slowly swings his arm until it is pointing towards the wagon.

"Are you SURE you want a fire? Because I can oblige." He says.

Intimidation: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

"Or, we can all just go home, and warm up in better ways." He adds reasonably.

Performance (Oratory) Just to see how well I can be heard over teh crowd :) 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Oooooh - nice one but it will be tough


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"LIGHT IT UP! LIGHT IT UP! BURNIM! BURNIM!" They start chanting over the sound of the vuvuzelas.....


Female Changeling (Annis Hag) Oracle of Life 6; 32/32 hp

Larissa steps out of the jail, but says nothing and takes no action. AC19


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Edwin, Nkai and Larissa have acted.


HP 21/[31] Init + 1, AC 19/21, S: +5, D,+1, Cn: +5, I: +2, W: +0, Ch: +1 Per +2, Invest +2, Insight +0 Fatigue 1 Male Elf Fighter 3/Eldritch Knight

Aethorduil moves up next to Larissa and does his best to look intimidating and badass.

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