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Xabulba, Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 06:43 PM

Post thread topics that will offend enough people that ypu might get ban.

Thread: Celebrities you wouldn't mind seeing an obituary for

The Jade (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 06:43 PM

Pee freaks unite!

Delectatio Morosa, Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 06:50 PM

[Insert Name of Individual] is a Nazi, because [he/she] supports 4e.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 06:50 PM

[Whatever edition/game] fans are stoopid and should all be immolated, drowned, and then killed.

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 08:19 PM

Well, it's "banned", not "baned,"* and we haven't really ever banned anyone for creating controversial topics so far the past few years. But if someone repeatedly tries to poke and provoke for no good reason except for fightiness, we won't look the other way.

I'm gonna assume you're doing this because it's a potentially funny topic and not to raise a stink about a closed thread -- if you want that, please use the website feedback forum, that's (part of) what it's there for.

* that is, it would be "banned" if we used that term, but we don't.

PS: Welcome to our messageboards -- most of us are really friendly and would like to offer you cookies. No kidding!

zylphryx (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 08:37 PM

Gary Teter wrote:

Well, it's "banned", not "baned,"

What?!? You cannot cast Bane on the offenders?

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Wed, Jul 1, 2009, 08:44 PM

zylphryx wrote:

What?!? You cannot cast Bane on the offenders?

Not after we fix the thread title....

Tambryn (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 01:14 AM

Gary Teter wrote:

"fightiness"

Huh? Wow.

Tam

Gorbacz (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 01:39 AM

Delectatio Morosa wrote:

[Insert Name of Individual] is a Nazi, because [he/she] supports 4e.

Godwin's Law in third post, I think we have a record here.

Celestial Healer, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 06:51 AM

*slowly backs away from thread*

Kobold Cleaver, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 09:51 AM

Paizo is pretty easygoing about that sort of thing. They generally just close the thread topic and leave you with a warning. Generally, that does the trick.

Xabulba, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 11:11 AM

Gary Teter wrote:

Well, it's "banned", not "baned,"* and we haven't really ever banned anyone for creating controversial topics so far the past few years. But if someone repeatedly tries to poke and provoke for no good reason except for fightiness, we won't look the other way.

I'm gonna assume you're doing this because it's a potentially funny topic and not to raise a stink about a closed thread -- if you want that, please use the website feedback forum, that's (part of) what it's there for.

* that is, it would be "banned" if we used that term, but we don't.

PS: Welcome to our messageboards -- most of us are really friendly and would like to offer you cookies. No kidding!

Just tring to be funny. I wouldn't try to raise a stink about any thing you guys do, it's your website you can do anything you want to it. I'm just here to play around.

Tread: Mispellers anti-chisten leege against morality.

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 01:40 PM

I love this stuff. Its probably going to get moved to the 'word games' section though. How about:

"Children...acceptable substitute in lasagna recipes?"

"Iron Maiden is teh SUXXORZ"

"I love my dog, literally"

and this one probably wouldnt get you banned but it would start a NUCLEAR FLAME WAR:

"Purple vs Green: Fight!"

oh and try spelling rogue as 'rouge' and see what happens

or "James Jacobs home phone number and street address is..."

CourtFool, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 01:52 PM

Chicks is dumb
Greedo shot first
4e [put anything here]

zylphryx (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 01:57 PM

drunken_nomad wrote:

"Purple vs Green: Fight!"

Babylon 5 lives!

Who draws green is green, follows green leader. Who draws purple is purple, follows purple leader.

Silly Drazzi ...

Celestial Healer, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:03 PM

Ok, I give in...

"The pornographic picture forum"

"The Pathfinder beta contains hidden Satanic messages!"

"I have disproven the existence of God"

"I heard Obama is going to make everyone play 4e"

"Which Paizo employees have you slept with?"

zylphryx (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:10 PM

"All Of You Are Wrong And Here's Why"

"Most Bizarre Fetishes"

"[Enter Group Name Here] Should All [Enter Verb Here]"

"Fantasy Stuff Sucks"

"40 Year Old RPGer? You Still Live With Your Momma?"

CourtFool, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:12 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

"Which Paizo employees have you slept with?"

I don't lick and tell.

CourtFool, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:13 PM

[insert ability, class, skill or spell here] is Full of Fail!

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:35 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ok, I give in...

"The pornographic picture forum"

Oh man that doesnt get you banned. That thread actually has the most posts...fuhgeddabowdit. "Three word Game" threadpostcount is tiny compared to the number of posts in Celestial Healer's thread (you should remember founding it, right?)

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:47 PM

[A couple comments removed. Let's try not to post racist stuff here, thanks.]

Ultradan, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:52 PM

Gary Teter wrote:

[A couple comments removed. Let's try not to post racist stuff here, thanks.]

(Man you're fast...)

I was outta line, sorry.

Ultradan

Cosmo (Disturbing Customer Servant), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:56 PM

"24 Super-secret things about future Pathfinder stuff that I overheard because my desk is directly across from the main meeting room."

..in this case, "baned" = "fired".

Gary Teter (PostMonster General), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 02:56 PM

Ultradan wrote:

I was outta line, sorry.

Hey, no worries. Glad to have you back!

Dragnmoon (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; GameMastery Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:05 PM

Posting the Edited out material of Nicolas Logue's adventures

ghettowedge, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:05 PM

"Guess where my thumb is!"

Ultradan, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:09 PM

We won't be going so...

Neverland@tickets.4.sale

... 100 bucks a POP.
Write me if interessted.

Ultradan

Louis Agresta (Contributor), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:10 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ok, I give in...

"Which Paizo employees have you slept with?"

Which haven't you slept with? heeYAH!

Louis Agresta (Contributor), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:11 PM

Dragnmoon wrote:

Posting the Edited out material of Nicolas Logue's adventures

Ahggggg! I've seent it. My EYES are BLEEEEEEDING!

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:15 PM

Welcome back, Ultradan !!! We have missed you!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 03:59 PM

Sharoth wrote:

Welcome back, Ultradan !!! We have missed you!

I told you not to throw things at other posters! You're gonna put someones eye out damn it!

Cosmo's Missing Left Eye, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 04:00 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Welcome back, Ultradan !!! We have missed you!

I told you not to throw things at other posters! You're gonna put someones eye out damn it!

Too Late!!!

Celestial Healer, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 05:00 PM

Louis Agresta wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Ok, I give in...

"Which Paizo employees have you slept with?"

Which haven't you slept with? heeYAH!

Hey, when they're offering me free stuff... *shrug*

CourtFool, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 06:20 PM

Cosmo wrote:

"24 Super-secret things about future Pathfinder stuff that I overheard because my desk is directly across from the main meeting room."

Llamas!

Dementrius (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 06:27 PM

"Which should I be more worried about, the rash or the pustules? (Pictures enclosed)"

Xabulba, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 07:25 PM

100 interseting places you can stick a poodle.

Invader Smee, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 07:46 PM

Are human children better fried, baked, or steamed?

Llamafrog, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 07:50 PM

Xabulba wrote:

100 interseting places you can stick a poodle.

Actually, that topic is encouraged!

Hugo Solis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 07:50 PM

Links to Pics of Gary on facebook

ghettowedge, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 08:21 PM

Twilight 2 Movie Spoilers

Kobold Cleaver, Thu, Jul 2, 2009, 09:29 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I heard Obama is going to make everyone play 4e"

Oh my god! He is?

Kendrosmeren, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 05:34 AM

Han Solo is a b**ch.

Celestial Healer, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 07:44 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I heard Obama is going to make everyone play 4e"

Oh my god! He is?

Mmhmm. After he outlaws guns, automobiles, smoking, Christianity, opposite-sex marriage, coca-cola, and fun, he's going to outlaw 3.5/Pathfinder. I read it on the interwebs.

Mr. Controversy, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 10:35 PM

Jokes about recently deceased celebrities.

Gark the Goblin, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 10:42 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I heard Obama is going to make everyone play 4e"

Oh my god! He is?

Mmhmm. After he outlaws guns, automobiles, smoking, Christianity, opposite-sex marriage, coca-cola, and fun, he's going to outlaw 3.5/Pathfinder. I read it on the interwebs.

Okay, so how do we join the Texan guerrilla movement?

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 10:54 PM

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

"I heard Obama is going to make everyone play 4e"

Oh my god! He is?

Mmhmm. After he outlaws guns, automobiles, smoking, Christianity, opposite-sex marriage, coca-cola, and fun, he's going to outlaw 3.5/Pathfinder. I read it on the interwebs.

Okay, so how do we join the Texan guerrilla movement?

You'll have to talk to Heathy about that.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 10:59 PM

500 ways to cook a Kobold.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, Jul 3, 2009, 11:08 PM

Modern torture techniques for use on Kobolds.