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Titanic Games / Messageboards / Paizo Community / Off-Topic Discussions / Archives / The rise of the non-veggie vegetarian     Recent Posts
The rise of the non-veggie vegetarian
Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Read about it here.

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.

Celestial Healer,

Go L 11 Protectar avatar

David Fryer wrote:
Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.


Hilarious.

Anyway, I like the "meat-reducer" label in that article. That is something I can get behind. There are health benefits to eating some meat, but most of us eat far more of it than we need to.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

I like cheese.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

And Carrots.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

And popcorn - that's a vegetable, isn't it?

Celestial Healer,

Go L 11 Protectar avatar

Divad Frier wrote:
And popcorn - that's a vegetable, isn't it?

Yes, and vegan if you don't put butter or cheese on it. But what's the fun in that?

Mmmm. Butter.

Aberzombies,

Cold-Rider avatar

Brains are a veggie, right?

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Celestial Healer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Last week I was watching a show called Chopped on Food Network. There was an exchange that went a little something like this.

Host: Tell us about your dish.

Chef: I made a vegan dish to serve to you today...

Judge: But there is pork chop here.

Chef: Yes, but the rice and vegatables underneath are vegan.


Hilarious.

Yeah, he didn't last long in the competition.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Aberzombies wrote:
Brains are a veggie, right?

Not mine. Mine are made of tofu.

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

That's because your a zombie in disguise anyway.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

David Fryer wrote:
That's because your a zombie in disguise anyway.

How can you say that about me? I thought we were brothers?

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

The last time I saw my brother he threatened to shoot me.

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

David Fryer wrote:
The last time I saw my brother he threatened to shoot me.

What a coincidence....

Bill Lumberg,

Aberzombies wrote:
Brains are a veggie, right?

More often than not.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

Carlisle Pathfinder PZO 111 D avatar

I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.

vagrant-poet (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

DA 150 Base 1 avatar

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I want to know what happened to antidisestablishmentarians.

They couldn't spell themselves and are even now trapped in banner writing limbo!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

Carlisle Pathfinder PZO 111 D avatar

Well, at least they didn't devolve.

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

This was brought up in another thread, but it seems relevent here as well.

Qadira Crimson Jester,

Sp 2 Hs Jinglefinger Final avatar

Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

Carlisle Pathfinder PZO 111 D avatar

Yes, but they will never tell you their secrets, Crimson Jester.

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?

And they are talking about you too.

Qadira Shadowborn,

B 4 Umbral Dragon Head Final avatar

So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.

Qadira Crimson Jester,

Sp 2 Hs Jinglefinger Final avatar

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Yes, but they will never tell you their secrets, Crimson Jester.

Secrets nothing. I just want to know if the great plant revolution is coming. That way I can stay indors and avoid the toxin.

Qadira Crimson Jester,

Sp 2 Hs Jinglefinger Final avatar

David Fryer wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Is it just me, or does it seem like the veggies are talking to themselves?

And they are talking about you too.

Whats to say? Buy more popcorn?

Puffy the Dinner Roll,

6 Tallow Golem Fight 2 avatar

Shadowborn wrote:
So vegetarians don't eat animals. So if I start eating people, I can still consider myself a vegetarian, because many people are insulted by the claim and refuse to believe they are animals. Ergo, they can be claimed as part of a vegetarian diet.

Oh please everyone! Vegetables and meat, fah! You need healthy carbohydrates. Here, have some fresh whole wheat dinner rolls.

Oh Butter!

Divad Frier,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Mmmm.....butter.

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