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Spicy Nacho Slaad,
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In walks a Slaad, wearing a poncho, a sombrero, and carrying two large twin pistols. He points and sprays the cult in a thick layer of nacho cheese sauce. Compliments from south of the boarder. A team of three chihuahuas drag in a six pack of Modelo, they pee on some furniture, then leave quickly. He surveys the cheesy mess, then turns and leaves. |
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Taco Slaad,
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You have stolen my schtick senor! I challenge you to a duel! |
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Moral Eel,
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We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants. But he is a wicked thing, and enjoys flat-out killing! What you suggest would be morally wrong. |
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Spicy Nacho Slaad,
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You have stolen my schtick senor! No. I respect your schtick senor. I followed you home and found the other Slaads I was searching for... I... pulls out his twin shooters and coats Taco Slaad in extra spicy cheese. |
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Frat Jack,
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Whutz with all da slaads? This' starts looking like the Frog Pond thread...only...uglier |
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Spicy Nacho Slaad,
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Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves |
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Jack Hammer,
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Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves dips chips into newly dubbed Cheesy Jack We gotta teach that guy to aim better. Wasting nacho cheese is almost as bad as wasting alcohol. Maybe next time he'll bring some jalapenos. |
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Smurf Jack,
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Wake up people! |
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Jack Hammer,
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...zzz...hmmm?...I thought I heard someone. |
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Malice Jack,
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Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets! Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid? |
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Jack Hammer,
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Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets! There are some fission batteries behind the bar. They hold a stronger kick. No Alka-Seltzer but we have some Epson Salt. How 'bout some Bloody Marys? |
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Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger,
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Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture. "God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme." |
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Jack Hammer,
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Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture. Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. |
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Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger,
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Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. "Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur." |
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Frat Jack,
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Wake up people! Hey, who's the hot chick in blue? What a lovely shiny hue you have there! *invades personal space* |
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Jack Hammer,
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Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips. |
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Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger,
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Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips. |
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Jack Hammer,
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Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. Slides over a large bowl of chips. Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone. He takes on a look of concentration FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Much better! That one was stuck for a few days. |
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Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger,
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Waves his paw in front of his face Whoooooh! I tell you, sometime have a keen sense of feline smell isn't what its brapped up to be. Wait... STRAINS and GRUNTS - Raises tail BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPP! BBRRAARRPP! Man, I love the double takes. |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! |
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Cultist of Jack,
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I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? |
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Jack Hammer,
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Aren't we always dressed up? |
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Jack Hammer,
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I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? *sigh* |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Not in togas! |
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Cultist of Jack,
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I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? Agreed. |
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Jack Hammer,
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Do they have to be clean? 'Cause Frat's has a brown stripe on it. |
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David Fryer,
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pointless post to boost my count |
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Crimson Jester,
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Of course not. |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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pointless post to boost my count *punt* |
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David Fryer,
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pointless post to boost my count Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle. |
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Armchair DM,
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pointless post to boost my count Thash not what it shays in the rulebook! That ish sho broken! Epic fail! |
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Very Tempermental PlantJack,
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Of course not. *Puts in Jackapult* This is for the weed exterminating liquid which you sprayed upon me many posts ago, unintelligent burglar! *Fires at poodle thread* |
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Demolition Jack,
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I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up. Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy. |
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Jack Hammer,
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I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese. |
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Cultist of Jack,
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Hungry Jack,
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! |
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Borg Jack,
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Wake up people! |
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Cultist of Jack,
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We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now! |
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Demolition Jack,
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We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now! Who?! Who's that? Who's FaWTL |
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Jack Hammer,
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Mmmm...nachos and beer. |
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Frat Jack,
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! *wakes up from last saturday's party* Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth |
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Green_Halitosis,
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween. |
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Frat Jack,
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So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. ...what just happened? |
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Jack Hammer,
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Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed. |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. FratJack is probably in there somewhere too. |
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Frat Jack,
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Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one |
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Callous Jack
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),
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*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice* |
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Yknaps the Lesserprechaun,
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Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long..... |
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Jack's Right Hand Man,
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*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice* I call first dibs! |
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