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Salty Jack, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 03:57 PM

General J. Debauchery wrote: Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em. Back in the day we'd just pull into port and round up fresh batches of 'em. Very handy for chumming the water when you're trolling for shark.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:07 PM

General J. Debauchery wrote: Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em. It's probably because we don't feed them.


Frat Jack, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:24 PM

Lets feed them to the poodles!


General J. Debauchery, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:27 PM

Frat Jack wrote: Lets feed them to the poodles! Let's feed the poodles to them!


Yankee Poodle, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:29 PM

General J. Debauchery wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Lets feed them to the poodles! Let's feed the poodles to them! YIPE!


Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:30 PM

General J. Debauchery wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Lets feed them to the poodles! Let's feed the poodles to them! I like the 1st suggestion better! GRRRRR!


Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 30, 2009, 04:34 PM

Peasants taste good with honey mustard! Yap yap


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 04:51 AM

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!


General J. Debauchery, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 05:42 AM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know! Get him, poodles!


Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 05:43 AM

General J. Debauchery wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know! Get him, poodles! Breakfast! GRRRRRRR! Chases peasant appetizer


Yankee Poodle, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 05:44 AM

I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce. I'm not sniffing it. Chases peasant, nipping at his heels


Salty Jack, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 05:46 AM

Sitting in the main room of the Clubhouse Oh, I must have switched to Animal Kingdom. Jolly good. Those hyenas sure know how to bring down their prey. Strange breed though, all white and fuzzy.


Greyish-Greenish Slaad, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 07:21 AM

Yankee Poodle wrote: I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce. I'm not sniffing it. Chases peasant, nipping at his heels Leaps on peasant's leg and starts humping it


Llamafrog, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 11:47 AM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know! licks Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant


Frat Jack, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 11:48 AM

Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 11:50 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles... ...then you'd be at the D&S Thread! but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)


Frat Jack, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 11:52 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles... ...then you'd be at the D&S Thread! but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :) Hummm...Girls Gone Wild?


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 1, 2009, 11:53 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles... ...then you'd be at the D&S Thread! but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :) Hummm...Girls Gone Wild? Exactly.


Jack Hammer, Sat, Oct 3, 2009, 06:48 PM

When did the new shipment of peasants arrive?


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Sun, Oct 4, 2009, 04:47 AM

ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me! Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables


Jack Hammer, Sun, Oct 4, 2009, 08:36 AM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me! Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables See? That's why we don't like peasants. Grabs peasant by the collar, drags him outside to the Jackapult, and launches him towards the Celestial thread. I love the smell of fear in the morning. JH smiles


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Mon, Oct 5, 2009, 04:18 AM

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!


Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 6, 2009, 12:59 PM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!! PUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss


Frat Jack, Tue, Oct 6, 2009, 01:06 PM

Hey, somebody is talking about a Pot Golem on a peanutbutter thread... we really need to get one of those!!!...or two


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 07:54 AM

Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ...


Frat Jack, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:22 AM

mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea strips naked and starts running in circles Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...


Cultist of Jack, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:26 AM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jack's Right Hand Man, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:28 AM

Frat Jack wrote: mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea strips naked and starts running in circles Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... walks in Ahhhhhh! I'm blind! I'm blind!


Borg Jack, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:28 AM

Drains a beer keg and smshes it against his forehead. I love being a Jack!


Jack's Right Hand Man, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:29 AM

Cultist of Jack wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!


Cultist of Jack, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 08:31 AM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record! I've been practicing with poodles. Besides, they get better distance when they are asleep.


Frat Jack, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 09:37 AM

Borg Jack wrote: Drains a beer keg and smshes it against his forehead. I love being a Jack! Hey, nice trick, lemme go get more kegs! Oh, forgot I was still naked, no wonder it felt kinda windy


Jack Hammer, Wed, Oct 7, 2009, 05:29 PM

Need beer. Meed more beer.


Puffy the Dinner Roll, Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 09:34 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Need beer. Meed more beer. I'm back! And with whole wheat dinner rolls.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 09:36 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Need beer. Meed more beer. :::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs::: "Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now." Gets out of his sled harness. "Where's Jill?"


Demolition Jack, Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 09:39 AM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record! I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 02:03 PM

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Need beer. Meed more beer. :::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs::: "Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now." Gets out of his sled harness. "Where's Jill?" The Jills are hiding down at the party zone. We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Fri, Oct 9, 2009, 05:04 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: The Jills are hiding down at the party zone. We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream. "No thanks, I go for the real thing." Walks behind the bar, hit a button, and out from the wall slide a bowl of whiskey and cream. "I'm glad I had this machine installed while you guys were farting or unconscious."


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Sat, Oct 10, 2009, 05:10 AM

Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks


Scrappy-Doo Slaad, Sat, Oct 10, 2009, 02:26 PM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks He's never spent much time around a tiger before. You don't run; you look like prey. {watches Roy-Jack creep up on unsuspecting Peasant} Uh-oh. Oh well, peasants breed like poodles.


Frat Jack, Sat, Oct 10, 2009, 02:35 PM

Demolition Jack wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record! I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored. The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!


Jack Hammer, Sat, Oct 10, 2009, 06:24 PM

Frat Jack wrote: Demolition Jack wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Runs back and hides in the bushes I need a nap ... Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record! I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored. The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em! The problem with Peasant cricket is that I can never remember how it's scored. Oh well. picks up cricket bat


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 05:48 AM

grabs peasant, ties a broken rubber band around him then attaches string to cricket bat. Hey! I invented Peasant Paddle Ball! tries to see how many consecutive smacks he can get in a row One... Two... Three...


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 01:06 PM

Four... Five... Six... snap Crap! Broke the string. reties dazed peasant before he recovers from stun, using Acme super strong rubberized twine


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant, Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 02:36 PM

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!


Spike the Hydra, Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 02:40 PM

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! charges at peasant Meep! unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant Meep, meep, he says cheerfully


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 02:44 PM

urp


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 15, 2009, 07:00 PM

Spike the Hydra wrote: Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote: Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed! charges at peasant Meep! unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant Meep, meep, he says cheerfully Good boy, Spike!


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 16, 2009, 01:37 PM

We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants. Orderly


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 16, 2009, 01:45 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants. Orderly I do commend the barbwire on the club, however he does need spikes on it the way a true Jack would have.