Wildly inappropriate questions about PF 2E

[David knott 242]

If I attend PaizoCon, do you promise not to use your "eminent domains" to take away my PF1 books?

[Souls At War]

1of1 wrote:

Igwilly wrote:

Will we have an updated version of Book of Erotic Fantasy for Pathfinder 2e? With better art?

Come on, I'm not the only one with this sort of issue in my games, am I?

Who knows? Not I, but I did find a similar product for PF1 called the Book of Passion. I'll leave others to judge it's quality, since the subject is rather subjective.

Checked it, while nice, it isn't fully worth its price tag.

174) will PF2 have a "Black Label" for this kind of content?

[Gwenn Reece]

175) When does the Pathfinder Second Edition red band trailer come out?

[Leedwashere]

176) Will there be a Perform skill feat that allows Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark?

177) Will there be a Survival skill feat that allows one to survive without Air Supply?

[Unicore]

178) how many of my starting feet come from my ancestry?

[Voss]

179) Will you stop being bigoted about cannibals and cannibalism?

[Igwilly]

180) Will using lots of belts give you an fashion bonus on social skill checks?
181) Will PF2's Ninja work just like Ninja from the Naruto franchise?
182) Will the level range be extended to 100 levels?
183) Will the game have complete immunity against bad players? (Apparently we need this).

[UnArcaneElection]

Gregg Reece wrote:

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

161) Can a Bard still inspire courage when Silenced by playing the sound of silence?

I'd, personally, play 4'33" by John Cage.

That sounds seems to me like not the kind of thing that a Bard would use to Inspire Courage, but instead the kind of thing that an especially sneaky and underhanded Skald would use to Inspire Rage.

[CactusUnicorn]

184. Will there be an answer to question 185?

[Leedwashere]

185) Will question 184 go unanswered?

[1of1]

186a) What are you wearing?
186b) What's it's AC bonus?
186c) What's it's TAC bonus? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[KahnyaGnorc]

Leedwashere wrote:

185) Will question 184 go unanswered?

Yes.

[1of1]

187)Can my druid have a happy little tree in their background?

[thaX]

1of1 wrote:

187)Can my druid have a happy little tree in their background?

187a) If so, can it say more than "I am Groot?"

[The Mad Comrade]

thaX wrote:

1of1 wrote:

187)Can my druid have a happy little tree in their background?

187a) If so, can it say more than "I am Groot?"

188b) Can the druid's companion be a psychopath ex-special forces bear tasked to protecting the happy little tree?

[Gwenn Reece]

189) For the Druid's ability "A Thousand Faces" can we just use Emoji?

[ENHenry]

Voss wrote:

179) Will you stop being bigoted about cannibals and cannibalism?

Cannibalism: When Eating your Feelings Just Isn't Enough...

[ENHenry]

CactusUnicorn wrote:

I don't even know) Is it true that you are copying 75% of the rules from FATAL?

As a follow-up question:

180) If the above is not true, will there be a conversion guide written, and

181) if true, How much SAN will it cost?

[1of1]

All of it.

[Souls At War]

192) will the rules for "young characters" be included from the start?

[trokll]

193) will PF2 teach me the true meaning of love

[ulgulanoth]

trokll wrote:

193) will PF2 teach me the true meaning of love

Only if you roll a natural 20 :P

[Souls At War]

194) Can we throw Oozes at the wall to see if they will stick?

[Shinigami02]

Souls At War wrote:

194) Can we throw Oozes at the wall to see if they will stick?

194b) With Legendary Athletics can we throw walls at giant Oozes to see if they will stick?

[CactusUnicorn]

195) Can I get the playtested rulebook delivered by the Flash?

[Themetricsystem]

196) Where can I get my copy Autographed by Owen KC's Secret Ghostwriter?

[Gwenn Reece]

197) At level one, would it still take me 4 days to craft macaroni and cheese? And if that comes in batches how big is the batch?

[KalDragon]

198: Who let the dogs out?

[Themetricsystem]

199: When will you issue the Playtest version of AM BARBARIAN SMASH!?

200: How are you handling the Quarantine around the staff who caught the Paizocon Crud? Have they made their fort saves from bed rest yet?

[The Sideromancer]

201)Is the number of feats per average word in the statblock of a monster between level/CR 15 and 20 going to stay consistent?

202)Is there going to be a weakness order for bosses?

203)Is introducing the party to an NPC named "Game" considered met a Game-ing?

[KalDragon]

204: If a fighter and a monk get together, will their kid be a Brawler?

[Gwenn Reece]

205) If you have the Superstitious Totem is washing your socks part of the Anathema? Or is that just Anathema to all Barbarians regardless of totem?

[Hmm]

Gregg Reece wrote:

205) If you have the Superstitious Totem is washing your socks part of the Anathema? Or is that just Anathema to all Barbarians regardless of totem?

Ewww.

206) Is it PVP to prestidigitate clean your teammate’s socks?

[Crab People]

207) Is mayonnaise a bardic instrument?

[Gwenn Reece]

My wife came up with this one

208) Can you counter the stupified condition by shouting Expelliarmus as it is applied?

[sadie]

209) How long before Pathfinder 2.4.1-43a-6ubuntu1 comes out?

[KahnyaGnorc]

210) When will the path actually be found?
210a) Will the game be Pathfounder thereafter?
210b) Followed by Pathloser when you inevitably misplace the path?

[Malk_Content]

Gregg Reece wrote:

My wife came up with this one

208) Can you counter the stupified condition by shouting Expelliarmus as it is applied?

Only if you keep shouting it. Eventually the condition gets removed.

[Fig]

211) Does an alignment exist for statements and, if so, what skill will I use to decipher the relative truth of such statements?

[Gwenn Reece]

212) If archetypes are archetypal version of a certain thing will there be feats that also represent the anomalous version of these archetypes? And if so, will these have a different name?

[sadie]

213) Can I take a feat that gives me two more feats?

214) Can one of those feats be the same feat, granting me infinite feats?

[Fuzzy-Wuzzy]

215) How many arcs would an archetype type if an archtype could type arcs?

[Star Dragon Caith]

Logan Bonner wrote:

pennywit wrote:

3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

Yes.

Does that make Starlord a Bard?

[Deadmanwalking]

Star Dragon Caith wrote:

Logan Bonner wrote:

pennywit wrote:

3) Will bards be able to defeat opponents in dance battles?

Yes.

Does that make Starlord a Bard?

Starlord has always been a Bard. An Archaeologist, specifically.

[MidsouthGuy]

216) Can I still add my Charisma bonus when I roll to seduce monsters?

[Arutema]

How much head trauma will it take to stop thinking of Abyssal Exalted every time someone says "resonance"?

[Gavmania]

218) Will we be able to enter Golarion in person and become our characters in real life?

219) Is this a question?

[Gavmania]

thaX wrote:

61)What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

See question 42.

(Do references to the Hitchhikers guide give me auto-crits, too?)

[Fuzzy-Wuzzy]

Gavmania wrote:

218) Will we be able to enter Golarion in person and become our characters in real life?

You say that like it's not going to be mandatory.

[Gavmania]

220) Will there be a rule that GM rules rule rules, or will rules rule GM rules?