|John Napier 698|
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Dr. Perceptron wrote:Sigmund Freud wrote:Tell me, what was your relationship like with your programmer?
I kan't r-r-refeal ze actual kontents uff our zerapy sessions. ...but hypozzetically, it iss possible zat he qfit after I uncofered a khildhood trauma vas r-r-responsible fur his LISP.
Also, hypozzetically, he vas psychosexually fixated on tortoises lyingkt on zeir backs.
Oh dear... Oh deary dear... That is... That... I am unqualified to even address this.
But that never stopped me before!
It is quite a BASIC problem he has.
What's the robot equivalent of cocaine? I need to do some research before I prescribe treatment.
Let's not let things SNOBOL out of control, shall we? :D
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Yarr matey, I be most glad that ye're still The Man Who Steel Cannot Kill. May ye terrorise the Spanish Main for many years to come.
As yer pirate physician, I can offer ye the following treatment options:
1) Replace heart with the glowing eye of the deadly snake god Ophidinac, carved from a single melon-sized ruby and pulsing inwardly with an eerie crimson light.
2) Pirate Nurse will gently massage you with a cannonball and/or boarding axe, according to taste.
3) Something involving plenty o'brass, gears, whalebone and moustache wax, should you wish to become a steampunk cyborg.
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I was at a routine followup appointment with my cardiologist when I had a heart attack! Yep! I went into ventricular fibrillation and they had to shock me 5 times to bring my heart back into rhythm. And I'm already home today. I'm tired and a little winded after activity but they said that will probably pass soon.
So yeah. Betcha no one here did that yesterday. Bugger the Olympics! I won!
I was in the Music Thread and saw Pan making a comment about you and figured I better look in the OTD and see what's up.
I am glad to hear that you are alright, DM Cal, and I hope you continue to cheat death repeatedly.