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N+ 1 Things to Sovereign Glue People To


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This is an offshoot of a different thread.

Let's say you had some sovereign glue. What could you glue people to?

My suggestions so far:

1. A feather token (tree)
2. Immovable rod


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Assuming you have the means to do so....

3. A wild horse

4. The underside of a floating castle

5. Between the shoulder blades of a zombie giant (oh, the stink of it!)

6. Speaking of stink... A seldom-traveled section of the sewer

7. A water wheel

Liberty's Edge

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Combine 3 and 4 and glue them to the underside of a wild horse

Liberty's Edge

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9. Also the side of a cliff works

10. Cast summon monster, summon something with flying, cover it in glue and command it to grapple an enemy, then command it to fly up a few 100 ft and dismiss the spell


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11. An angry cave bear

12. A catapult stone

13. The raging barbarian (your's or the enemy's either works)


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14. An ever-smoking bottle.


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15. Quibblemuch.


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*debeverages*


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16. A table. Any. Table.


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17. Each other. There are a lot of interesting options here...


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18. Baba yagas hut


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GM Beer_norg.... Instead of a catapult stone...

19. A trebuchet. All that swinging and suddenly stopping is bound to make somebody sick. LOL


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20. sovereign glue someone's codpiece on. All kinds-a trouble.

Shadow Lodge

21 the tarasque


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22. A particularly noisome goblin.

23. The top of a christmas tree.

24. Any number of pellet grenades.

Scarab Sages

25. An enchanted flaming wheel forever flying across the skies of the Lower Planes.

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26. The inside of a bell
27. An ogre
28. A boulder
29. Two horses and have then run in opposite directions


Sasan wrote:
26. The inside of a bell

This one is deliciously evil... *cackles*


30. Quibblemuch again, for cackling.


Dammit! I just poured a new beverage!

*shakes tiny fist in impotent fury*


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Worry not, little friend! For soon there will be too many people glued to you for you to touch a beverage at all.


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31. Quibblemuch's tiny fist of impotent fury...


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*dry debeverages*


LOL


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*shakes*


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32. A succubus in a grapple.


Now that is the good kinda sticky situation if I do so say so myself Matthew, and I DO! :)

Liberty's Edge

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33. The Oliphaunt of Jandelay


34. Nocticula

Silver Crusade

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35) A tribe of goblins


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36. A wizard's hands over his mouth.

Silver Crusade

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Chuck Mount wrote:
36. A wizard's hands over his mouth.

17) The Rogue's hands where you can see them

18) The Bard's Hands over his mouth


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39, The inside of a Belt of Gender Change

40, The inside of a Helm of Opposite Alignment

Paizo Employee Software Test Engineer

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Well now I know what's happening to one of my players in my weekend game.


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Erik Keith wrote:
Well now I know what's happening to one of my players in my weekend game.

I don't. There's so many good choices...


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41. A knife and fork. (At a meal with a suspected enemy, one of the party casts 'Detect Poison' and concludes that the meal is safe. The cutlery acts as ineffectual improvised weapons in the fight that breaks out immediately afterwards. A good way to tame that greatsword-specialist's damage output.)


42: A bulette

Dark Archive

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43. Spread sovereign glue on a sleeping victim's hand, then tickle their nose with a long feather. *SLAP* "Whuh?"


An elder brain
A purple worm
An otyugh
A giant, as part of the giant's armour
The inside of a bag of holding
Two different types of magical eyes
A colossal dorn-dergar

Shadow Lodge

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The Head of Vecna


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Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:
42: A bulette

♫Oh I wouldn't stick to you in the summer,

in the summer I would never use sovereign glue,
and I wouldn't glue you in the fall,
no adhering in fall is something I would never do...♫


52. A suppository.


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The Worst Person Ever wrote:
52. A suppository.

Say, that gives me an idea for another place on quibblemuch I can glue somebody to!


Fuzzy-Wuzzy said wrote:


The Worst Person Ever wrote:

52. A suppository.

Say, that gives me an idea for another place on quibblemuch I can glue somebody to!

The colon of a titan?


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Fuzzy-Wuzzy wrote:
The Worst Person Ever wrote:
52. A suppository.
Say, that gives me an idea for another place on quibblemuch I can glue somebody to!

I abdicate my title, good sir. The crown... is yours.


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*eyes crown suspiciously*

What's this viscous white fluid on it?

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The human centipad

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53. A bomb
54. A sword, then proceed to stab them
55. The bottom of a lake (or acid pool if available)
56. Their armor, good luck sleeping ever again, (especially devestating on spellcasters)
57. Their eyelids
58. Any cursed item
59. A lodestone
60. An aquatic creature

Scarab Sages

61. The palms of a Monk's hands to the soles of its feet
62. A Cavalier to the underside of its Mount

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62. The hands of a monk of the empty hand to a stick or any other on dangerous object

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