Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.

[captain yesterday]

sit in an expensive leather chair, takes a final sip of tea, carefully sets tea cup on the end table and removes reading glasses.

Let us begin, shall we!

Grabs a baseball bat and starts smashing the furniture, foaming at the mouth and screaming incomprehensibly. Put bat down, smoothes out hair, raises one eyebrow and takes another sip of tea.

Rebuttal?

[Eddie Lizzard]

{cracks knuckles, squints menacingly} Black, oolong, or green tea?

[DungeonmasterCal]

Unless you've extended your pinky while sipping that tea, you've shot all etiquette right out the window.

["Crocodile" Mika Dundee]

Darn tootin'! I shot Eddie Kett dead right out the window from my upstairs room at The Grand Central Hotel in Deadwood. Dang cardcheat owed me $12.

[Aesop's Fuzzy Bunny]

Sets up a straw man.

We already have Barbie advent calendars at work.

Who is to blame, Tacticslion or that other guy, Comma something.

And, discuss!

[Creepy Adorable Child]

*Un-snaps neck*

"Crocodile" Mika Dundee wrote:

Darn tootin'! I shot Eddie Kett dead right out the window from my upstairs room at The Grand Central Hotel in Deadwood. Dang cardcheat owed me $12.

Don't forget the price of the bullets in his body and adding interests. Want the addresses of last 3 mothers of his sons of a w****?

[Admiral Tomorrow]

captain yesterday wrote:

sit in an expensive leather chair, takes a final sip of tea, carefully sets tea cup on the end table and removes reading glasses.

Let us begin, shall we!

Grabs a baseball bat and starts smashing the furniture, foaming at the mouth and screaming incomprehensibly. Put bat down, smoothes out hair, raises one eyebrow and takes another sip of tea.

Rebuttal?

Extends pinky finger, sips some tea, then throws tea-cup at someone's face.

Yeah, a few!

Grabs chainsaw, starts cutting the scenery, mouth foaming, eye popping, laughing like a maniac. Stabs someone else with the chainsaw, leave chainsaw there, grab another cup of tea, raises pinky finger and take another sip.

My Ships Sink Faster Than Yours!

[NobodysHome]

...runs through the thread, kicks over the bean curd, runs off...

[Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer]

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Unless you've extended your pinky while sipping that tea, you've shot all etiquette right out the window.

I hardly think etiquette belongs in a civil discussion.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

There's NobodysHome.

... that kinda sounds wrong...

[AVID CONTRARIAN!!!]

No One
I REPEAT NO ONE!!
KICKS OVER MY BEAN CURD

[Not-So-Avid Contrarian]

He did.

[AVID CONTRARIAN!!!]

SHUT UP!

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

There's NobodysHome.

... that kinda sounds wrong...

I dunno, works for me.

[Bean Curd Slaad]

rolling around in toxic waste.

I'm cool with it.

[Creepy Adorable Child]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

There's NobodysHome.

... that kinda sounds wrong...

I dunno, works for me.

Hey little wumpus! Come here little wumpi! I won't hurt little wampus! I just want to put little wampi in this silly looking pink dress!

[Heartsick Bean Curd lucky7]

NobodysHome wrote:

...runs through the thread, kicks over the bean curd, runs off...

My bean curd!

[Ghost FAQ]

Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer wrote:

DungeonmasterCal wrote:

Unless you've extended your pinky while sipping that tea, you've shot all etiquette right out the window.

I hardly think etiquette belongs in a civil discussion.

This requires an FAQ.

[Bean Curd Defence Force]

Heartsick Bean Curd lucky7 wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

...runs through the thread, kicks over the bean curd, runs off...

My bean curd!

VENGEANCE!

[Adorably Murderous Child]

Bean Curd Defence Force wrote:

Heartsick Bean Curd lucky7 wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

...runs through the thread, kicks over the bean curd, runs off...

My bean curd!

VENGEANCE!

OVERKILL HIM/HER/IT/THEM/whatever!

[Dan, Halfling Mime Lawyer]

Calmly puts down briefcase on the table, carefully folds up glasses, and dramatically clears throat and makes one last adjustment of his necktie.

Begins to Vogue rebuttal.

[Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News]

The Bat vigilante of Gotham! Chaotic Good Paladin, or Neutral Evil Monk!! You decide!!!

[DungeonmasterCal]

Gimme a bottle of anything! And a glazed donut - to go!

[Batgnome, pint-sized Vigilante]

Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:

The Bat vigilante of Gotham! Chaotic Good Paladin, or Neutral Evil Monk!! You decide!!!

I'm Batgnome!

[Tacticslion]

Aesop's Fuzzy Bunny wrote:

Sets up a straw man.

We already have Barbie advent calendars at work.

Who is to blame, Tacticslion or that other guy, Comma something.

And, discuss!

I've, uh... I've never actually owned an advent calander...

[DungeonmasterCal]

That you know of. <.< >.>

[captain yesterday]

We tried it, once.

It didn't end well.

[Limeylongears]

I once had an aardvark calendar.

Spoiler:

I didn't.

[Ghost of Yesterdays Yet-to-Come]

I feel obligated to make a Pope Cerebus and/or Church & State joke here, but cannot think of one.

[Viscount of Two Moons Hence]

Musical interlude - That would be church and skate edition.

Please note: I do not actually possess the ability to skate.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I also lack the ability to skate, both on wheeled skates and on bladed skates.

I have eaten skate though, it's pretty good (it tastes a lot like shark).

[captain yesterday]

Give me something to steer with that's all that I ask for.

[The Brown Note Trumpeter]

Abraham Lincoln! Vampire Hunter, or Kaiju Stalker!!

[Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero]

Captain Yesterday went over 25,000 posts including aliases! Needs an intervention, or cultural phenomenon!!

[Zombie Game Hamster.]

Dividing by zero might work.
Obvious Zombie is obvious.

[DungeonmasterCal]

Pours beer on own head then sits down calmly as though nothing happened.

[Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday]

Thrashes around wildly with eyes closed because of the f+@+ing migraine.

[Cap'n Yesterday Divided by Zero]

Zombie Game Hamster. wrote:

Dividing by zero might work.

Obvious Zombie is obvious.

Someone once said only a god could divide by zero and I was looking for an end around on the whole mythic ascension kick people were on, so I thought "why not!"

Any resemblance to Triomegazero was entirely a happy coincidence. :-)

[Lord High Inquisitor Hamster]

OBJECTION!
It was entirely by choice wasn't it??

[captain yesterday]

Nope, pure coincidence.

[DungeonmasterCal]

There are no coincidences.

[Cohle Slaad]

That in itself is just a coincidence.

[Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective]

Nonsense, It's just the interconnectedness of all things.
Even my earwax this morning was somehow related... probably only on a minute level, but you get the point.

[Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective]

Apperantly, my appearance makes threads die! Who knew?
Well, I guess everybody now!

[DungeonmasterCal]

Nah, it's only dazed by your awesomeness. Bask in it.

[Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective]

I Will! AND I shall now favorite my post and Yours

PING! See? I did it.

[DungeonmasterCal]

LOL..thanks!!!

[Dirk Gently; Holistic Detective]

Your welcome of course.

[The Game Hamster]

... I do feel a little bad about favoriting my own post...
BUT IN THE NAME OF COMEDY I SHALL TAKE THIS FALL!

[captain yesterday]

I've done it.