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Bad movie description


Forum Games

Sovereign Court

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Describe a movie in such a way that it is really difficult to guess what would it be, but that it actually makes sense. And leave the answer in the spoiler tag.

Here is mine.

Two orphan boys get into a fight, brought abut by the third orphan boy, they resolve their differences, and punish the third orphan boy.

Spoiler:
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Scarab Sages

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Invaders settle in a land they believe to be unoccupied, but it turns out that the land's original inhabitants are still there, and when they find they cannot persuade the invaders to leave, they enlist a dangerous mercenary force in a desperate gambit to reclaim their home.

Spoiler:
Beetlejuice


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A bunch of stuff happens, Kevin Costner shows his bum, and then a bunch more stuff happens.

:
Explosive Runes!!!


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Guy has s!#*ty life because of a bunch of hippies. Guy finds the hippies and kills them.

Spoiler:
Conan the barbarian


A spoiled brat of a son, runs away from home after an accident. He returns home thanks to the help of nutty mystic and his girlfriend.

Spoiler::
The Lion King

Scarab Sages

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It all starts with an acid trip, which starts off weird and abstract but then becomes more vivid and psychedelic with dancing flowers and fairies and crystals and stuff, then an old man saves a mouse from drowning, then dinosaurs show up and fight each other for a while before they all die, then a really really thin character does a crazy dance number, then some Bronies and their friends get caught in a storm, then there's a bit with a zoo that keeps really strict hours, and finally the Devil shows up and throws a crazy party for all his friends, until a bunch of annoying church people tell him to knock it off.

Spoiler:
Fantasia

Silver Crusade

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

It all starts with an acid trip, which starts off weird and abstract but then becomes more vivid and psychedelic with dancing flowers and fairies and crystals and stuff, then an old man saves a mouse from drowning, then dinosaurs show up and fight each other for a while before they all die, then a really really thin character does a crazy dance number, then some Bronies and their friends get caught in a storm, then there's scene with a zoo that keeps really strict hours, and finally the Devil shows up and throws a crazy party for all his friends, until a bunch of annoying church people tell him to knock it off.

** spoiler omitted **

I wasn't even going to guess until I saw the last line :3


A man likes to fight, sing, and avoid sleeping with women. After the death of his fowl, he feels he can no longer fight. One day he's forced to fight, but runs away. He then communes with his dead fowl, thereby giving him the will power to win the fight!

Spoiler:
Top Gun


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Tim Curry is in it, he swears, a lot, and gets stabbed.

:
not Days of Thunder.


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Brad Pitt cuts his hair and saves the world by contracting syphilis.

:
Legends Of The Fall

Brad Pitt doesn't age well, has marital issues and ultimately gets into it with a bear.

:
World War Z

Sovereign Court

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A senior citizen loses a friend and teams up with a woman he does not trust to save a second friend, all the while hunted by a bunch of people he pissed off in his youth.

Spoiler:
Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Scarab Sages

A shifty immigrant from a distant country runs an illegal casino, drinks a lot, fraternizes with murderers, engages in human trafficking, tempts a married woman, insults soldiers, threatens people with a gun, and finally murders an official from the most well-ordered government the country has seen in a long time; a corrupt cop lets him off, and the two of them go off to join a terrorist network.

Spoiler:
Casablanca


An old fat guy lives in the sky, with a bunch of kids from all over the world. He feeds them only "candy". Once every year he leaves this sky fortress and descends to earth where he gives a bunch of other kids "candy". the old fat guy ends up trapped in mexico city, where Satan has laid a trap for him, so he fights off the devil and makes a break for it.

Spoiler:


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Guy gets the job of getting into a tribe of natives. He does and finds a girl to love among them. Eventually the tribe trusts him and his employers come to despoil tribe lands. The guy has to fight off his former friends to save the tribe, and does.

Spoiler:

Dances with Wolves
Avatar
Pocahontas
Dune
The Last Samurai

Admittedly not all of these qualify as bad movies.

Scarab Sages

Boobies! Spies! Rocket-ships! Guns! Kids playing with dolls! A bearded guy in a sled! An angel! A mime! A qedeshot! Eye-patches! Torture chambers! Secret words! Secret rooms! Budgerigars! Science! Ultra-complicated sex toys! Evil ooze! The collapse of a civilization! Forgiving and forgetting! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Spoiler:
Barbarella


A man is shot, but he is brought back from the edge of death as a servant. He has only fleeting memories of his past life. While working for the organization that spared his life, he learns that it is corrupt. As he struggles to do the right thing, he is branded a rogue and hunted down. With the help of a friend he learns who he was. Then, through sheer badassery he stands up to the corrupt and evil in the world.

Spoiler:
Robocop


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A young Californian boy helps an undocumented immigrant escape federal custody.

Spoiler:
E.T.


Man comes back from space, horribly disfigured, oatmeal splattered across his face. He escapes from government confinement, still with oatmeal splattered across his face. He terrorizes everyone he meets, as they die from the horror of being killed by a man with oatmeal splattered across his face, so he is hunted down by a guy who quite literally plays one character in the first part of the movie, and a second character in the second half. A phone rings really loud to alert our "hero" where the man with oatmeal splattered across his face is, our hero rushes in to find that the man WITH OATMEAL SPLATTERED ACROSS HIS FACE has become non-existent in some poorly explained cosmic event.

Spoiler:
Monster a-go-go
...
...
...
Actually that was a pretty good description of the entirety of that film...

The Exchange

Rich guy is tricked into working for free as a farmer.

Spoiler:
12 Years a Slave


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Recess in the space.

Spoiler:
Guardians of the Galaxy


captain yesterday wrote:

A bunch of stuff happens, Kevin Costner shows his bum, and then a bunch more stuff happens.

** spoiler omitted **

-_-


A man's son and daughter (who have deep feelings for each other) team up to fight the father when all he wants is for his son to come and work with him (never mind that he tried to torture his own daughter). This all happens while working with a menagerie of different species.

It's Star Wars, isn't it?:
Yes, it's Star Wars.


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Just before she's captured by an evil tyrant, a princess sends out a valuable secret that's intercepted by a farm boy. When agents of the tyrant search for it and kill the farm boy's aunt and uncle (with whom he lives), the farm boy runs off to seek out help from a hermit, who turns out to be a former wizard and hero of the realm. The wizard takes the farm boy under his wing to teach him magic, and then the two (plus their sidekick) hire passage on a cocky smuggler's ship to bring the secret to the hidden base of the rebels fighting the tyrant. But they're captured by the tyrant's forces and taken to the same stronghold where the princess is being held. They stage a daring escape, eventually getting to the rebel base together. Explotiing the secret, the rebels plan an assault on the tyrant's stronghold, ansd it's revealed that the farm boy is an amazing pilot, who leads the rebel forces on the attack. In a climactic three-dimensional battle scene, the rebels destroy the tyrant's stronghold, but the tyrant still has many forces in reserve... setting up the film's ineveitable sequel.

That's totally Star Wars! Right?:
You'd think so, but it's Eragon.


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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

Boobies! Spies! Rocket-ships! Guns! Kids playing with dolls! A bearded guy in a sled! An angel! A mime! A qedeshot! Eye-patches! Torture chambers! Secret words! Secret rooms! Budgerigars! Science! Ultra-complicated sex toys! Evil ooze! The collapse of a civilization! Forgiving and forgetting! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Spoiler:
Barbarella

...and there aren't nearly as many boobies as one would expect in such a fim.

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