Trusty Patches

[Doppleman]

Has anyone made a character acting like patches from Dark Souls? I would like some advices on how to make one?

For those who don't know him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhvTLyt_6o4

I guess the usual facade rogue would do the job, but if anyone has suggestion or made one, I would appreciate your ideas.

[Rub-Eta]

I really hope you're not making a PC - I kill Patches every chance I get...

[Doppleman]

But Patches is your friend! :(

[Rysky]

Yeah! He sells you poisoned arrows!

[Rub-Eta]

So does moss-girl and she never shoves you down a pit! The one true friend you ever get in Dark Souls, the only one who definitely can't hurt you! Build her instead!

[Doppleman]

Here are the feats I just found to build the character:
Call Truce, Babble-Peddler, Betrayer
These are what I got for now. Feel free to add what you think might improve this build.

[ShroudedInLight]

Monk 1 (Hungry Ghost Monk/Master of Many Styles)/Phalanx Soldier 3/Brawler 16

Wields a Tiger Fork, and a Klar

1: Weapon Focus (Tiger Fork), Ascetic Style (Tiger Fork), IUS, Punishing Kick
2: Dirty Fighting
3: Improved Dirty Trick, Kitsune Style
4:
5: Kitsune Tricks
6: Ascetic Form

Etc etc

At 6th level you can use a spear and shield in combat, your spear can be used with Flurry and any class ability that can be used with Unarmed Strikes. Also you now have monk scaling for Punishing Kick, and you have Dirty Tricks.

[Rysky]

Rub-Eta wrote:

So does moss-girl and she never shoves you down a pit! The one true friend you ever get in Dark Souls, the only one who definitely can't hurt you! Build her instead!

But she's only in the first game, Patches is with you through it all.

[Doppleman]

Any idea on how kicking an unaware target off a cliff would work mechanically? It sounds strange, but it seems like the CMD is still the same when surprised.
"Unaware combatants are flat-footed because they have not acted yet, so they lose any Dexterity bonus to AC."
- AC and nothing else..

[MannyGoblin]

Improved Bull Rush and Feint.

[Rysky]

Rysky wrote:

Rub-Eta wrote:

So does moss-girl and she never shoves you down a pit! The one true friend you ever get in Dark Souls, the only one who definitely can't hurt you! Build her instead!

But she's only in the first game, Patches is with you through it all.

The Ringed City DLC:

You can summon him for a boss fight!

[Rub-Eta]

But... b-but moss-girl helps out on all the bosses!

[Rysky]

Rub-Eta wrote:

But... b-but moss-girl helps out on all the bosses!

She never helped me.

[Rub-Eta]

Why do you not accept her fair offer of trade as help? Ungrateful! That's what you are!

Moss-Girl:

Moss-girl, Commoner 3
N (or chaotic love) Medium humanoid(undead)
Init +0; Senses true-sight (she is able to recognize you in any get-up); Perception +8

Defense
AC 10, touch 10, flat-footed 10 (She doesn't need it anyway!)
hp 15 (3d6+3)
Fort +2; Ref +1; Will +3;

Offense
Speed: 30ft (Though I've never seen her move: She's always there for me)
Melee: She would never!
Space: 1sq (+ all the space and cavities in my heart)

Statistics
STR 9; DEX 10; CON -; INT 13; WIS 14; CHA 13 (or rather, infinite);
BAB +1; CMB +1; CMD 11;
Feats: Skill Focus: Profession (Moss farming),
Skills: Craft (Alchemy) +7, Perception +8, Profession (Moss farming) +11;
Language: Common (and Love)

[Rysky]

*shrugs*

I just buy cheap arrows in bulk from the other merchant.