Last night in Sweden...


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Okay... we can all agree that Sweden got put on the world map with the POTUS telling everyone about what happened yesterday... the only question is... WHAT happened? Something nobody noticed? Post your theories! We need some answers, dammit!


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I don't know, but whatever it is, it must be being covered up by the lying media.


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Clearly, IKEA refused to continue stocking this little-known product, putting their entire country at risk thanks to the totally inept management style of its leaders. Sad!

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I feel like I shouldn't need to say this, but yes, I'm joking. XD


The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.


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Last night, illegal aliens from Alpha Centauri rained destruction on the poor people of Sweden, citing an unregistered Volvo incident as their cause. Their population of nearly 20 million was cut in half.

Fortunately, the Men In Black came, cleaned up the mess, and wiped everyone's memory clear of the incident.

Mr. Trump, having a unique mind, was immune to the wipe and doesn't understand why no one other than his die-hard supporters believe the plain and honest truth: Illegal aliens are dangerous!

EDIT: And now I have to get a new bumper sticker:
Bowling Green
Atlanta
Sweden
NEVER REMEMBER!

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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.

[tangent] My favorite version of that phrase is 'X couldn't find their butt with both hands and a native guide to the territory.' [/tangent]

Anywho, my sympathies to the Swedes in their time of national tragedy, having suffered the unthinkable horror of being mentioned by the POTUS, who, in theory, might even know they exist now.

But don't worry about an attack or anything. We'd probably accidentally invade Switzerland instead, since they both begin with an S and are in Europe.


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Remember what happened in Sweden last night!!!!!!!!


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Whatever happened was Rovagug's fault.


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Set wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.

[tangent] My favorite version of that phrase is 'X couldn't find their butt with both hands and a native guide to the territory.' [/tangent]

[tangent]Not really a variant of the same phrase, but "couldn't pour water out of his boot with instructions written on the heel". [/tangent]

And Scotland. It would definitely be Scotland. Trump likes Scotland. He has as golfcourse there.


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Trolls? Not the internet kind, but the Norse Mythology kind. I am just going to assume a village was eaten by trolls


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Chelsea Clinton burned him

"What happened in Sweden Friday night? Did they catch the Bowling Green Massacre perpetrators?"


Our previous PM Carl Bildt tweeted: Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound.

Turns out 92% of Swedes have no confidence in Trump doing the right thing in the international arena, down a further 12% units from Canada's 80%.


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MMCJawa wrote:
Trolls? Not the internet kind, but the Norse Mythology kind. I am just going to assume a village was eaten by trolls

No, that's a Thursday night thing. Saturdays we mostly get drunk, watch the qualification heats for the Swedish qualification to the Eurovision Song Contest (not possible while sober) and/or have a lot of sex.


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thejeff wrote:
Set wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.

[tangent] My favorite version of that phrase is 'X couldn't find their butt with both hands and a native guide to the territory.' [/tangent]

[tangent]Not really a variant of the same phrase, but "couldn't pour water out of his boot with instructions written on the heel". [/tangent]

[More tangent] My favourite example of this comes from Ashes of Victory by David Weber:

"... you might say that, as a tac officer, he needed four astro fixes, a hyper log, approach radar, and a dirtside flight controller with full computer support just to find his backside with both hands. On a good day."[/tangent]


Sissyl wrote:
Remember what happened in Sweden last night!!!!!!!!

I thought what happened in Sweden stayed in Sweden?

Anyway, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that was your elk.


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Je Suis Whatever Happend In Sweden


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.

Unfortunately for him, he only has a fleshlight and a magnifying glass. Uh, for unrelated reasons...


Tangent--my dad's favorite thing to say to me if I couldn't find something was "You couldn't find your ass with a search warrant in each hand."

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This says it best.


NobodysHome wrote:

Last night, illegal aliens from Alpha Centauri rained destruction on the poor people of Sweden, citing an unregistered Volvo incident as their cause. Their population of nearly 20 million was cut in half.

Fortunately, the Men In Black came, cleaned up the mess, and wiped everyone's memory clear of the incident.

Mr. Trump, having a unique mind, was immune to the wipe and doesn't understand why no one other than his die-hard supporters believe the plain and honest truth: Illegal aliens are dangerous!

EDIT: And now I have to get a new bumper sticker:
Bowling Green
Atlanta
Sweden
NEVER REMEMBER!

Bowling Green t-shirts

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Sissyl wrote:

Our previous PM Carl Bildt tweeted: Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound.

Turns out 92% of Swedes have no confidence in Trump doing the right thing in the international arena, down a further 12% units from Canada's 80%.

Oh, we all THINK that. Some of us are just too polite to admit to thinking that :-) :-)

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Trump has an 80% disapproval rate here in Canada? That's 20% less than I thought....


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Fox News reported Swedish Fish are piranhas. Trump has vowed to stop this clear and present eco-terrorist threat to 'Murica. Thank him when you have a moment.


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grimdog73 wrote:
Trump has an 80% disapproval rate here in Canada? That's 20% less than I thought....

Now you know how we felt on election night...


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Set wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
The POTUS couldn't find Sweden on a map with a flashlight and a magnifying glass.

[tangent] My favorite version of that phrase is 'X couldn't find their butt with both hands and a native guide to the territory.' [/tangent]

Anywho, my sympathies to the Swedes in their time of national tragedy, having suffered the unthinkable horror of being mentioned by the POTUS, who, in theory, might even know they exist now.

But don't worry about an attack or anything. We'd probably accidentally invade Switzerland instead, since they both begin with an S and are in Europe.

Don't quote me on this... But I believe the plan is to invade Austria. Need to deal with the terrorist kangaroos there.


grimdog73 wrote:

Trump has an 80% disapproval rate here in Canada? That's 20% less than I thought....

15% couldn't stop laughing

4% heard the name and hid under their newfies.


So it was a Fox program. Soooooo... it is pretty important that Fox never again shows Red Storm Rising or anything similar, right?


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Video footage of horrifying violence, property damage, and chaos in the streets of Sweden (TwitGIF, click to play) #PrayForSweden


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I am ashamed of myself. This went through my head when I read the title to the thread.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Video footage of horrifying violence, property damage, and chaos in the streets of Sweden (TwitGIF, click to play) #PrayForSweden

~horrified look~ No! We must invade to stop this madness!


*imating typical clueless american that you get interviewed on the streets*

Sweden..,sweeden...where is that?


John Kretzer wrote:

*imating typical clueless american that you get interviewed on the streets*

Sweden..,sweeden...where is that?

[Clueless American] Don't you meant this Sweden?[/Clueless American]


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John Kretzer wrote:

*imating typical clueless american that you get interviewed on the streets*

Sweden..,sweeden...where is that?

Just earlier tonight, I learned that Sweeden is part of... Bowling Green, Kentucky.

Yes, that one. Really.


Waterhammer wrote:


Don't quote me on this... But I believe the plan is to invade Austria. Need to deal with the terrorist kangaroos there.

Let him try. At least that will solve our Trump-loving rightwing-populist party problem for the next 60 years or so (again).


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My thoughts are with Inga, Kevin, Eric and Annefried (who formed IKEA after Agneta, Björn and Benni left ABBA) who were victims to whatever happend in Sweden

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Our prayers go out to the people of Sweden in this dark time.

Donald Trump now knows you exist.

Today, we are all Swedes.


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CBDunkerson wrote:

Our prayers go out to the people of Sweden in this dark time.

Donald Trump now knows you exist.

Today, we are all Swedes.

The whole PotUS45 administration is Sweded.


Hythlodeus wrote:
Waterhammer wrote:


Don't quote me on this... But I believe the plan is to invade Austria. Need to deal with the terrorist kangaroos there.

Let him try. At least that will solve our Trump-loving rightwing-populist party problem for the next 60 years or so (again).

I almost forgot, IF he decides to invade Austria, we will fight back with all our 'Schwedenbomben' (Sweden bombs), which is a delicious Austrian dessert btw.


Hythlodeus wrote:
Hythlodeus wrote:
Waterhammer wrote:


Don't quote me on this... But I believe the plan is to invade Austria. Need to deal with the terrorist kangaroos there.

Let him try. At least that will solve our Trump-loving rightwing-populist party problem for the next 60 years or so (again).
I almost forgot, IF he decides to invade Austria, we will fight back with all our 'Schwedenbomben' (Sweden bombs), which is a delicious Austrian dessert btw.

Just googled them they do look amazing.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Video footage of horrifying violence, property damage, and chaos in the streets of Sweden (TwitGIF, click to play) #PrayForSweden

THE HUMANITY


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If i Invade Austria will you pelt me with those. if so I need to start making plans.


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Yeah... the guy that tipped over a dustbin in 2015... People are still talking about it.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
If i Invade Austria will you pelt me with those. if so I need to start making plans.

Then start making them


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Delicious dessert bombardments aside... can I just go skiing?


Cole Deschain wrote:
Delicious dessert bombardments aside... can I just go skiing?

It depends when you visit. global warming is... global

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Hythlodeus wrote:
I almost forgot, IF he decides to invade Austria, we will fight back with all our 'Schwedenbomben' (Sweden bombs), which is a delicious Austrian dessert btw.
Just googled them they do look amazing.

Apparently only 65 calories for one.

Not that anyone in the history of ever has the willpower to eat only one...


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... So are Schwedenbomben to Austria as Stroopwafels are to the Netherlands?

EDIT: That is to say, a local confection reckoned as superb in all respects and sorta part of the national culinary identity?


Cole Deschain wrote:

... So are Schwedenbomben to Austria as Stroopwafels are to the Netherlands?

EDIT: That is to say, a local confection reckoned as superb in all respects and sorta part of the national culinary identity?

No, it's probably close but that honor goes to either Manner Wafers, Sachertorten, Mozartkugel or Kaiserschmarrn.

I guess eating sweets in general is part of our cultural identity


Mozartkugel are awesome.

And you can get them in Sweden too.


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And just to be clear:

Schwedenbomben

Schwedenbomber

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