KestrelZ |
So what would your characters have as a resolution for the New Year?
(Serious or humorous replies welcomed)
For example - Brogain the cleric resolves not to convert every one of his spells for spontaneous curing anymore.
CalethosVB |
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Serante the Mageknight resolves to quit ignoring his AC. And he shall reclaim his stolen lordship from his uncle. But A before B, methinks.
Auferro the Arcanist will, this year, become the immortal demigod he's always wanted to be. At the moment, he's still struggling with the tagline, "I am a god for about a minute a day."
Malefactor Saisuira is sure to regain her memory. She hopes the guy who started this little adventure wasn't her boyfriend (that would be awkward).
Sgt. Ravek vows to be the most righteous Inquisitor possible, that she may gain audience with her Holy Light, Sarenrae, to try to lift the curse of undeath from herself. Damnable witches!
Seleena Duskmantle |
Relaxing and enjoying my well earned position. No big evil plotting this year. Well, just a bit to remain in good shape. And this year I'm learning to swim. This time for real, with no Magic Jar involved. I've got to make Mom and Grandma feel proud of me. And maybe bringing Blazelock back from the grave because it doesn't hurt having a red dragon by your side.
Liliana Kaslinth |
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This year I'm not going to take any unnecesary risks.
Any risk taken for the sake of knowledge doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for my family's goodness doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for protecting my loved ones doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for a greater good doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken because it sounds appealing doesn't count as unnecesary.
This year's resolution is going to be easy to fulfill. I never take unnecesary risks, of course.
bishop083 |
Two characters in different campaigns. Victor Moldovano, my ranger in my RotR game, wants to become awesome enough to replace his horse with a wolf.
Quentin Graves, my singing cowboy (gunslinger/bard) in Strange Aeons, has two. One, find out what happened. Two: survive. He has 8 con so that should be a challenge.
Seleena Duskmantle |
Two characters in different campaigns. Victor Moldovano, my ranger in my RotR game, wants to become awesome enough to replace his horse with a wolf.
Quentin Graves, my singing cowboy (gunslinger/bard) in Strange Aeons, has two. One, find out what happened. Two: survive. He has 8 con so that should be a challenge.
Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places.
Liliana Kaslinth |
Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places.
I don't think is a good thing calling your allies "meat shields", you know. How distasteful of you.
Valinor, the Dragonhunter |
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To hunt a dragon.
To find a boyfriend for my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To find a girlfriend for my minotaur brother.
To hunt a dragon.
To avoid being dragged into marriage by my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To get rid of ogres in my homeland.
To hunt a dragon.
To keep getting laid with my race's sworn enemy.
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Have I said to hunt a dragon?
bishop083 |
bishop083 wrote:Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places.Two characters in different campaigns. Victor Moldovano, my ranger in my RotR game, wants to become awesome enough to replace his horse with a wolf.
Quentin Graves, my singing cowboy (gunslinger/bard) in Strange Aeons, has two. One, find out what happened. Two: survive. He has 8 con so that should be a challenge.
But did your character use a pistol, with all inherent range restrictions that implies? (Huzzah 20 ft range increments). Super looking forward to crafting a +1 distance pistol once my arcane bond kicks in. (This is a mysterious stranger/arcane duelist build.)
To be honest, I'm still betting on what will kill me first: being driven insane; being eaten by an enemy; or rolling a sequence of 1s and having the misfire on my buffed weapon killing me. At least it makes life interesting.
PK the Dragon |
Sara Manda the alchemist resolves to become the greatest dragon she can
which will be kinda hard seeing as she's A) an alchemist and B) a tiefling of kobold heritage
10/10 naming choice. I see the kobold heritage is strong in this one.
PS: stay away from valinor
Anyway, Sven the hunter resolves to actually have a coherent story arc that doesn't get dropped from session to session.
Kileanna |
To hunt a dragon.
To find a boyfriend for my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To find a girlfriend for my minotaur brother.
To hunt a dragon.
To avoid being dragged into marriage by my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To get rid of ogres in my homeland.
To hunt a dragon.
To keep getting laid with my race's sworn enemy.
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Have I said to hunt a dragon?
Why aren't you marrying my aunt? You make such a nice couple!
Red Reya |
First, getting to know my niece better.
Second, stopping everybody around me from talking about marriage.
Third, doing something romantic with Valinor, like killing a dragon, maybe two.
Fourth, making sure my mind stays mine for the whole year.
Fifth, find out what that "getting laid with his race's sworn enemy" stuff means.
Chromantic Durgon <3 |
Aurora the Mesmerist is going to see just how many encounters can really be resolved by dancing she feels like many. Also she wants one of those mithril bucklers, they're really just big bangles anyway.
Finick the Sorcerer swears he we only shock the really loud people... and the really quite ones.
Tiana the Oracle is gonna charge more for her future seeing services going forward, like way more.
Mass Kneebreaker |
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Tina The Kneebreaker promises to stop Picking fights for no reason. Her halfling Body can't take it. She also will promise to pick ONE fighting style and stick with it. Even for a fighter, mastering 4 combat styles is pushing it.
Shoo The Monk promises to actually get some useful feats, instead of putting them all into Beer based ones for Flavor. Even as a drunken master monk, i don't think skill focus on Proffesion:brewer was really necessary.
Lockjaw the gunner promises to stop talking in a stereotypical Russian accent. Seriously, russia doesn't even exist in Golarion!
I on the other hand promise to keep fighting for Paizo to make Halflings and Gnomes and other small races better at melee. It's unfair i say!
Alni |
Brian the cleric of Erastil decides to stop being a doormat and stop healing the blaspheming infidels he's travelling with.
Karin the cleric of Iomedae decides to stop having Scrooge McDuck as her role model and be more helpful... even when she won't get payed :(
Theodosius the cleric of Asmodeus has no need for new year resolutions, he has everything planned out already.
Kobold Catgirl |
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The Grisgol, duergar wizard, resolves to study this strange surfacer disease called "charity" and determine if it can be cured.
Sunt the Shifter, human shapeshifter, resolves to try to do right by her sort-of-friends.
Jim Kender resolves to convert at least one of his halfling buddies to the Kender clan.
Xiddik, kobold ranger/bard, resolves to kill as many drow as possible. Because f#*@ them.
Len, halfling sandman bard, resolves to get more involved in activism. Maybe she'll go to this protest in a few days... We're starting Hell's Rebels soon.
Devilkiller |
Arnvarg Áskettil resolves to stick at his current alignment of Neutral instead of sliding further towards Lawful Evil. The fact he’s wearing a Pit Fiend skull as a horned helmet probably won’t help matters much.
Avernus, an orc Dirty Fighter, resolves not to bathe all year. He hopes that his stench will debilitate his enemies. He also enjoys the fact most people won’t tell him that he stinks since they’re afraid of him.
It will be the “Year of the Cock”, so Chief Sharky will likely resolve to eat every chicken in Sandpoint and the surrounding areas. This is in addition to his long term goal of killing all birds and replacing them with bats.
@Valinor - Are you from the lifeless plains of Valinor, where reigns a dark and frozen one? If so then know that the Silver Ships of Andilar will soon sail for your shores again! (beneath standards proud as fire). If not it is kind of a cool song anyhow...
Valinor, the Dragonhunter |
@Valinor - Are you from the lifeless plains of Valinor, where reigns a dark and frozen one? If so then know that the Silver Ships of Andilar will soon sail for your shores again! (beneath standards proud as fire). If not it is kind of a cool song anyhow...
I am Valinor, proud ranger from the frozen and lifeless plains of South Ergoth, where a white and frozen dragon reigned supreme! A group of brave adventurers killed the dragon, freeing my land and depriving me of my well-deserved revenge. Now I seek to prove my worth against another dragons.
Once my people repopulate our land, your Silver Ships of Andilar will be received with all the honors and privileges they deserve. That I swear for the blood of countless dragons!
PS: Dragonlance stuff. It's hard to be left behind while your sister and your girlfriend get all the glory. I could have beaten alone that CR 29 dragon even though I was lvl 5!!
Darigaaz the Igniter |
To hunt a dragon.
To find a boyfriend for my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To find a girlfriend for my minotaur brother.
To hunt a dragon.
To avoid being dragged into marriage by my sister.
To hunt a dragon.
To get rid of ogres in my homeland.
To hunt a dragon.
To keep getting laid with my race's sworn enemy.
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.
.
Have I said to hunt a dragon?
I can't help reading everything after each instance "to hunt a dragon" as the reason to hunt said dragon. And that hunt means more along the lines of "capture"
LuniasM |
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Kethrad resolves to stop existing due to a terminal case of First Character Syndrome. 2edgy5me.
My short-lived magus character Luciel resolves to abandon his party and find better people to travel with. Stupid barbarians and their goats.
My 2e paladin Sir Archefeld resolves to convert to 3.5 or Pathfinder because his player has no idea how anything works.
My 3.5 duskblade resolves to never play with that killer DM ever again. Should've left the moment he said "I will be determining what class you take when you level up based on your roleplay."
Finally, my S&S Hunter Zeke resolves to reevaluate his goals, priorities, and coworkers to determine what he's still doing on a pirate ship filled with people he hates, people he hates more, and one dashingly suave gnome bard who is his only real friend.
Paladin Falls Enforcement Squad |
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Well, I am the "Dragonhunter", not the "Dragonslayer". I am not a monster, you know!
And the one I've killed was a red nasty dragon who was enslaving a lot of people and preparing a full-scale invasion. And I needed to show off in front of my girlfriend. Totally righteous, you see!
Unlawful slaughtering of an intelligent creature without proper permission from the local regent and necessary permits?
You can make your excuses to the judge, buddy! You're off to the big house!
LuniasM |
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I think the other 100+ half-characters I've made are resolving to join forces and break free of the prison known only as "Lunias's Spare Characters Folder" to overthrow the cruel creator that never finished their backstories or ran them in a game. It's sort of like the claw machine in Toy Story except all the alien plushies are trying to clamber out the machine to find the manufacturer and... Hang on, someone's at the door. Brb.