The International Bank of Paizo (we are not a pyramid scheme)

[Kobold Catgirl]

HI! Post on this thread to receive your FREE TEN PAIZOBUCKS!!!

[Captain Killjoy]

And ignore the goblins in sailor garb. They're absolutely just charming trick or treaters,and definitely not pirates out to rob you of your Paizobucks... and anything else of value you might be carrying.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

>_>

<_<

Is this a parody of something election-related, recent spam attacks-related, or something else?

Edit: I apologize if I'm ruining the joke by being incredibly dunder-headed.

[Steve Geddes]

Awesome.

I presume you need my bank details, address and photo ID as well?

Can't wait for my ten bucks!

[CrystalSeas]

Wait Steve,

Sign up with ME and I'll help you create your own business with people working for you and pretty soon you won't have to work and you'll just collect the money from the people working for you and you can keep some of it before you send it on to me to send on to that Kobold.

So, don't give him your bank details. Give them to ME so I can be sure you get your commission for all the stuff the people under you sell.

Not only will you get Ten Bucks, you'll get more every time one of your team sells something. Much better deal

[Steve Geddes]

Woohoo! Glad I opened this thread. :)

[Kobold Catgirl]

Yes send us all the information. We need it to give you your BIG BUCKS!!!

[Kobold Catgirl]

CrystalSeas wrote:

Wait Steve,

Sign up with ME and I'll help you create your own business with people working for you and pretty soon you won't have to work and you'll just collect the money from the people working for you and you can keep some of it before you send it on to me to send on to that Kobold.

So, don't give him your bank details. Give them to ME so I can be sure you get your commission for all the stuff the people under you sell.

Not only will you get Ten Bucks, you'll get more every time one of your team sells something. Much better deal

NO!!! CrystalSeas IS a pyramid scheme! Give US, not CrystalSeas, your information.

[Lord Dice]

I am glad to receive ten Paizobucks at such a low premium charge, but have you seen the conversion rate to DiceCorp Currency?

(Okay, look, we haven't settled on a final name; some of my board members wanted to go with DiCurrency, but I thought that confused the name brand recognition. Seriously, DiceBucks has market traction, but I'm just calling it DiceCorp Currency right now. Buy DiceCorp!)

[Kobold Catgirl]

Want your money to be free from the GOVERNMENT??? Well, GREAT NEWS!!! No known government recognizes the value of Paizobucks!

Political Jab:

Except the UK, but they seem kind of desperate right now for some reason!

[UnArcaneElection]

^

Political Jab:

They might get company soon . . . .

[John Kretzer]

Oh here I thought if you posted in this thread you would get $10 Paizo gift certificate.

So it is not a scheme it is also false advertisement.

But than again it a is a Kobold.

[Limeylongears]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Want your money to be free from the GOVERNMENT??? Well, GREAT NEWS!!! No known government recognizes the value of Paizobucks!

** spoiler omitted **

How dare you insult our currency!

(Starts hoarding bottle-caps, packets of instant noodles, doubloons, Euros, Confederate dollars, cats, etc.)

Now may also be a good time to start mining LimeyQuids, the post-digital currency you can fit in your pocket, and throw at people. Any resemblance to pebbles is purely coincidental.

[lucky7]

What's the Cap to Paizobuck ratio?

[Kip84]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Want your money to be free from the GOVERNMENT??? Well, GREAT NEWS!!! No known government recognizes the value of Paizobucks!

** spoiler omitted **

Sweet, please tell me more! How can I change all my money to Paizobucks?!!

[Leandro Garvel]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy free money! Too good to be true is the best kind of good - where do I sign?!

[captain yesterday]

I don't get the point.

Anyway, I flagged it as spam.

[quibblemuch]

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. Last time I wound up with a bunch of dead deer delivered to my house. Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, does anyone know how to scrub deer carcass out of a lanai?

[Kilrex]

quibblemuch wrote:

...does anyone know how to scrub deer carcass out of a lanai?

I just hid them under my hurricane shutters.

Does anyone know where I can get a Paizobucks loan with an interest rate of less than 1% of my soul per second?

[Aranna]

Can I donate my paizobucks to a worthy charity?

[Anonymous Warrior]

Not a pyramid scheme? I see no mummies, so I guess it seems legit.

Needed Information:

Name: Warrior, Anonymous

Age: Second Age, of the Mid-Ryzekin Dynasty

Address: Sir, if you don't mind.

Phone Number: A what?

E-mail: A who?

Mother's Maiden Name: Well, she was a hamster, so I don't rightly know.

Father's Middle Name: Can't recall, just remember him smelling of elderberries.

First Pet's Name: Froo Froo Bunwhiskers Rendkraw the Massive yeah, that was it.

Social Security: Well, in social situations, I feel much more secure with my trusty +1 Vorpal Greataxe, Reginald. I just feel like people pay more attention to me when I have Reginald with me.

[TOZ]

Will you build a pyramid? Or is that a pyramid scheme and therefore banned?

[Chris Lambertz]

Removed a post. We're open to fun and silly threads here in Off-Topic, but let's keep lewd commentary out of the thread, thanks!

[Sissyl]

No no no no no no. A pyramid scheme is when you take a low sum of money to build a pyramid for all takers, then get in new people to pay for the first group's pyramids. A few years later and a hundred thousand massive pyramids everywhere, you can go to jail for savouring all that life has to offer.

[Ra, Alien Overlord]

Worked for me!

[Drejk]

Sissyl wrote:

No no no no no no. A pyramid scheme is when you take a low sum of money to build a pyramid for all takers, then get in new people to pay for the first group's pyramids. A few years later and a hundred thousand massive pyramids everywhere, you can go to jail for savouring all that life has to offer.

At least it boosts local economy.

Or alcoholism rates if you pay workers with beers.

[Sissyl]

There is a lesson to the ancient wonders of the world. All of them were magnificent testaments to the skill, dedication and ingenuity of their builders. But, among all of them, what remains today?

The biggest heap of stones built by the guy with the most free slave labour.

Remember that.

[Ajaxis]

Sorry, I spent my last 10 towards investing in fixing the Arch of Aroden. The nice hellspawn swore on his grandmother Urgathoa's grave I'll make a killing on the investment.

[Safety Bear]

SAFETY BEAR WANTS MONEY