Scenario: Serious minded fighter early in his career was involved in a very famous battle in which he was one of a handful of survivors. Much heroics, very brave, such bardic fodder. Saved the non-combatants of the village yada yada... except that in the rush to save the villagers they herded them into the local brothel and THAT stuck as the battles name. So, I need the most embarrassing name you can think of for a brothel. Especially for a heroic battle following you around for the rest of your career. Even if it does mean you are brave and honorable.
Lavender Serpent, Lola's Pleasure Palace, Heidi's Hidden Happy House are what I have so far...
Help?
The Battle of Scarlet C*ck.
So named for the signboard with a red rooster that dangles lasciviously out front.
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My favorite "The Plot Hole"
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The Burning Bush
the hungry pussy
pussy galore
the Cat and Rooster
the Welcome Wench
The Purple Maid
puns: Al's Faire Inn - Lovin Wharf, Red Badge of Scourage, Fyodor Nights of Crime and Delights, Annie's Port'n Storm, Land Ho(pirate picture)...
many bad references to genitalia and war; The Bayonet's Gash, Love's Entrails, Septic Affections, Tents 'n Scabbards...
punnish Gorillian references; Wounded Whisp/Waif, Lord Kroon's The Lovin Room...
I always appreciated the name of the one in Sandpoint -- the Pixie's Kitten.
The Cream Deposit
The Pink Sheath
The Bedding Horse
The Scarlet Alphabet
The Seaman's Hole
The Cuckold Shop
The Flesh Puzzle
The Dirty Carpet
Victor's Secret
Rose's Luxury
The Sporty Cock (Le Coq Sportif)
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Our Last Stand at the Syphilis shoppe.
We broke their will at Madame Noir's pleasure house.
Once more unto the breach my dear friends or they'll bury us at Three Veil Sally's
I've known many battles but the night we held firm at the Blue Oyster will go down in history.
The day we stood tall, at the Feathered Boa.
the Battle of the Banging B$+*&
I'm a fan of Voltaire (the current musician, not the dead philosoper), so... Cathouse Tragedy?
Me and my comrades we stood tall at the engagement of the Red Petticoat
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The Blushing Minotaur
The Frilly Fillie
Calistria's Chastity (This has the benefit of the PCs being able to say they fought for Calistria's Chastity, and managed to keep it safe and secure)
Bob's Tavern (with an extra sign barely clinging to the bottom of that one with shoddy nail-work) and "Plezurabull Woman." Quite possibly "The battle of the plezura-bulls." Bonus points if you can get people to mispronounce it.
Boys'R'Us.
The Genital Idea.
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"Girls, girls, girls
Raising hell at the Seventh Veil..."
But seriously, if that's even a thing here, I like 'The Two-Backed Beast' for a brothel name. "We beat those bastidges at the Battle of the Two-Backed Beast!" Euphemisms are more fun, IMO, than more blatant names, such as referring to 'that area of town' as the 'Red Lantern' or 'Red Lace' or 'Red Leather' District.
But for something less 'subtle,' something like 'Patty's Pleasure Palace' gets the job done. Nobody will have any doubts as to what goods and / or services are available at Patty's.
I would like to submit "The Pound of Flesh" for consideration.
(Recall that in the "Merchant of Venice" what Shylock was referring to was clearly Antonio's junk)
Ok so these two have theme songs. Not sure it is what you are looking for.The Straight Razor Cabaret and the cathouse tragedy was already referenced.
If any of the workers got involved in the fight then they could adopt the name 'the right hook hookers'
The battle at The Clap
The battle for Camp Chlamydia.
Last stand at the Hole in the Wall.
The Silken Garter.
Victory was finally found at Furburgers.
The final face off at the Face Down
The struggle at the tuggle
I would like to submit "The Pound of Flesh" for consideration.
(Recall that in the "Merchant of Venice" what Shylock was referring to was clearly Antonio's junk)
Actually, the Pound of Flesh of Shakespearean fame was his heart, not his junk... shylock wanted to kill Antinio, not just to geld him
Euphemisms are more fun, IMO, than more blatant names, such as referring to 'that area of town' as the 'Red Lantern' or 'Red Lace' or 'Red Leather' District.
The term "Red-Light District" is less than 200 years old - sure, it can be used, but I'd go with something more setting-specific. So, the color(s) associated with prostitution wouldn't be red, they would be black and yellow. Or maybe it would be the wasp district.