Farael the Fallen |
It is clear that the Illuminati are now in control of Paizo, and now they will sneak in their message of world domination and thought control into all future modules and game supplements. Dare I say that soon a new edition of Pathfinder will be released, but this time with the Illuminati's stamp of approval? By stamp I literally mean it...
ULTRAGEEK |
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Farael the Fallen wrote:Hey, Canadian boozes are way better (and more alcholized) than American ones... so they are excused.Its clear that the conspiracy is much bigger than I thought. Today I am celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving, but I can't believe that the Paizo Offices are closed to also celebrate it. I call on the fans of Pathfinder to begin an investigation that will probably take years, and it will take them to paths that have nothing to do with the office closures. Somehow we must find out the TRUTH, and we probably won't like what we find.
Now I must finish my traditional, Canadian Thanksgiving meal...
YEAH!!!!!CANADA!!!WHOOH!CANADA!BEER!TIM HORTONS!HOCKEY!LACROSSE!BEAVERS!THE MAPLE LEAF!MAPLE SYRUP! CANADA!!!! *Pulls out hockey stick, bottle of maple syrup, extra large cup of double double coffee, and canadian flag*
Kobald Krump |
GM_Beernorg |
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::sneaks in, leaves an audio tape of Kobald Krump talking about female kobolds and how he grabs them by the cloaca::
We shall see who shall win the spin war Krump...WE...SHALL...SEE!
::loudly:: Hey, look an audio tape that has something to do with Kobald Krump, we should watch it over and over, and listen intently, woooo!
Middle Aged Worm Thing |
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::walking along, kissing babies, defending apple pie, making sure the corn is knee high by the 4th, etc::
I sure hope Kobald kept his cool today, I can't handle anymore drama and scandal, oh hey, a tape...
I'll just pop that into the VCR in my John Deer and have a look see...::watches tape::
::dials cellphone hurriedly:: Uh, yeah, Mr. Krump, I can't be your running mate anymore, because you literally are the worst...kobold...ever.
Pharasma help us all...I quit!
Maybe I can get a job with the corporate golem who is running against Krump, at least she can act like a reasonable adult and at least gives the semblance of sanity and has a mouth filter...I'ma gonna go to special hell for this, I know it.
Kobald Krump |
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::sneaks in, leaves an audio tape of Kobald Krump talking about female kobolds and how he grabs them by the cloaca::
We shall see who shall win the spin war Krump...WE...SHALL...SEE!
::loudly:: Hey, look an audio tape that has something to do with Kobald Krump, we should watch it over and over, and listen intently, woooo!
I was actually talking about, everyone knows this, I was talking about the Cloaca Dagger. A great submission to RPG Superstar, just great, I use it in all my games. #Sneaky Beernog is trying to distract from the real issues—I happen to know his mother, Player_Beernog, did some very bad things. Some very bad things! But I looked myself in the mirror and I said, "Kobald, you can't say those things about someone's mother. You can't accuse someone's human mother of sleeping with an orc," which she did, and it's disgusting, it's just disgusting. But I don't wanna talk about it.
Kobald Krump |
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::walking along, kissing babies, defending apple pie, making sure the corn is knee high by the 4th, etc::
I sure hope Kobald kept his cool today, I can't handle anymore drama and scandal, oh hey, a tape...
I'll just pop that into the VCR in my John Deer and have a look see...::watches tape::
::dials cellphone hurriedly:: Uh, yeah, Mr. Krump, I can't be your running mate anymore, because you literally are the worst...kobold...ever.
Pharasma help us all...I quit!
Maybe I can get a job with the corporate golem who is running against Krump, at least she can act like a reasonable adult and at least gives the semblance of sanity and has a mouth filter...I'ma gonna go to special hell for this, I know it.
#Annoying Mite backs out of the race. Too scared to see it through! Always knew he was weak, had no stamina. Eats bugs, very gross. Whole establishment trying to shut us down - BAD!
Kobald Krump |
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I could tell you some things about #Nasty Anklebiter's whole family, for instance, Comrade Anklebiter—he's a socialist. A lot of people don't know that, that Comrade Anklebiter is extremely left-leaning, very extreme. My opponent, #Nasty Conservative Anklebiter, has a very, very left-leaning brother, and he's—who knows? Who knows? He won't release his paid speeches to the Thistletop goblins! Who knows? I don't know, maybe he was on Sandpoint's side the whole time. I'm not saying he is, I'm saying it's very, very possible.
Conservative Anklebiter |
I could tell you some things about #Nasty Anklebiter's whole family, for instance, Comrade Anklebiter—he's a socialist. A lot of people don't know that, that Comrade Anklebiter is extremely left-leaning, very extreme. My opponent, #Nasty Conservative Anklebiter, has a very, very left-leaning brother, and he's—who knows? Who knows? He won't release his paid speeches to the Thistletop goblins! Who knows? I don't know, maybe he was on Sandpoint's side the whole time. I'm not saying he is, I'm saying it's very, very possible.
Kobold Krump, likes to Krump as you can tell. Unfortunately he sucks at it.
Middle Aged Worm Thing |
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Well...we can cross off the orc vote now...son of a, I thought I quit this terrible job!
(heard from a TV behind Mite Pence)
Trump Casting Co. has the best, the best, lesser gease spells around, guaranteed to work on nasty types and running mates that question you. With Trump Casting Co. lesser gease spells we can make Taldor great again!
::Mite Pence hangs his head in shame:: I knew I should have asked if the VP position came with a gease spell...
Ben Affleck, mallard at large |
Krump's Krooked Krew only casts the other Grease. Casting Ruddy Ghouliani as Rizzo really ruins it.
Edit: If someone wants to make an undead "Ruddy Ghouliani" parody alias, you're welcome to it.
Wilkins, Goblin Scholar |
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Honestly, the level of discourse here is just so PLEBIAN.
Regretfully knocks the ashes from his pipe into a crystal ashtray, which Captain Killjoy picks up and smashes immediately.
In my grandfather's time, candidates discussed issues, not personalities!
And all the smelly proles were too bored to vote! It was a vastly preferable situation!
Conservative Anklebiter |
Wilkins,
I think your goblin elections also involved fire right?
Conservative,
I figure you'd approve.
Pretty much. That, and what he said is through rose colored (don't think I'm saying this right) glasses. There has been plenty of discourse in American politics. Goblin politics as well.
Kobald Krump |
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The #Biased Media, #Fallen Farael, #Ugly Thomas ruin all my jokes! I tell the greatest jokes—you can ask Conservative Anklebiter, nobody is calling Conservative Anklebiter, I told him, "Nobody tells jokes like I do," and many people agree with that! Every SINGLE online poll agrees: I am the best at jokes in this whole RIGGED election!
Kobald Krump |
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Is Donald Trump behind the conspiracy? Is he the Illuminati King? HOW FAR DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO????
I am the greatest at the Illuminati. I have actually received their endorsement—they've never endorsed a candidate before, they endorsed me, I have so many endorsements from them.