Abadar: Shark Tank: A bunch of powerful rich people telling a bunch of desperate small business owners how to make more money, it's practically church for the Master of the Vault.
Apsu: Game of Thrones: Deep down inside, the Wayfinder just wants to curly up next to a sexy blond girl and let her feed him raw meat.
Asmodeus: House of Cards: Nothing says ruthless ascension to power quite like a deal with the devil and Big Red loves him some Robin Wright. Also, deals with Satan explains how Kevin Spacey got a major Hollywood career despite looking like an angry mole rat.
Calistria: True Blood: The show is terrible but since everyone is naked in it every five seconds and because all Elves secretly love the name "Sookie", Calistria blesses it's producers with favors...no not those kinds of favors, get your mind out of the gutter.
Cayden Cailean: The Tonight Show: Only a drunk idiot would find Jimmy Fallon funny, Cayden Cailean happens to be the ULTIMATE drunk idiot.
Dahak: Will It Blend?: I'll tell you what will blend, your soul when the master of destruction returns to decimate the universe...also did you see the one with the cell phone?
Desna: Once Upon A Time: Desna's symbol is a dark blue butterful made out of stars from a Lisa Frank book binder so it's only fitting that her favorite show is essentially a live action adaptation of a teenage girl's tumblr page. She's Chaotic Good, not Chaotic Good Taste.
Erastil: Duck Dynasty: Traditional family values, deeply religious rural people, and bow hunting. It's essentially propaganda for Old Deadeye.
Gorum: UFC Fight Night: Brock Lesnar, Warpriest of Our Lord in Iron
Gozreh: The Weather Channel: He just likes messing with the weather man.
Iomedae: Soap Operas: No Reason.
Irori: Professional Wrestling: I mean, it kind of makes sense?
Lamashtu: Sesame Street: Giant birds? Invisible elephants? Orange skinned people? All in a day's work for the Mother of Monsters.
Nethys: He's the All Seeing Eye so he literally watches ALL of the TV shows
Norgorber: Project Runway: BECAUSE FATHER SKINSAW DEMANDS TO BE UP ON ALL THE LATEST TRENDS!
Pharasma: The Ghost Whisperer: Because one day you're going to die little girl and you're going to wind up in front of the Gray Lady and you're going to find out she's seen every episode of you trafficking with the dead every week for like five years and then you're gonna get, oh yeah.
Rovagug: Newshour with Jim Leher: They don't get cable in the Worldbreaker's prison.
Sarenrae: Barefoot Contessa: Because food network is her jam.
Shelyn: NFL on Fox: What? She likes the pig skin.
Torag: Arrow: Oliver Queen may fight with a bow like a cowardly dwarf but he ruthlessly punishes the wicked like a powerful mountain kind.
Urgathoa: House MD: It's never lupus...unless it is.
Zon Kuthon: Keeping Up With the Kardashins. : Pure evil.