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#level20problems


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I can't knock on a door without it exploding off its hinges and killing everyone in the room.

#level20problems

Shadow Lodge

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I no longer remember what species I was born as. #level20problems

Or gender. #level20problems


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Hell, I can't even remember if I was born or grown in a lab. #level20problems #unknownclone


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I've run out of diamond for wish spells. There is no more on the planet. I'm going to have to use this magic, space traveling, chariot we found to explore the other planets.

#level20problems


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They wanted to take a bit of blood from me for a spell component. It took them six hours of intense work with a highly enchanted greatsword to get it. #lvl20 problems

Target shooting isn't much fun when you need the targets to be over six miles away to provide a challenge. #lvl20problems

I glued up all my Ioun stones in a big ball, otherwise I can't see a bloody thing. #lvl20problems

After the last load of treasure I dumped into my demiplane, it was all sucked together and formed a Sphere of Annihilation. Our wizard said the gold "collapsed" because there was too much of it. #lvl20problems

Liberty's Edge

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My ball of ioun stones now has its own moon. #lvl20problems


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My ioun stones' ioun stones have ioun stones. #level20problems


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You can't work out because your feet are no longer able to touch the ground without a permanent antimagic field. #level20problems #fatfloatingspellcaster


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People think I'm playing the mannequin game, but it is just that every time I think of something, it happens before my body reacts, so it never moves. #level20problems #dontmindthepsion


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No GMs will let me create a third artifact.

The Exchange

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Mattastrophic wrote:
I look Leadership. Now I have more followers than Asmodeus, and he's jealous. #level20problems

As a level 12 ifrit sorcerer with a nearly maxed out leadership score, I'm not seeing the problem.

Shadow Lodge

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The leadership score maxed out at 25, so the size of my budding army stagnated at around 13th level. #level20 problems.


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I have to fill out an environmental impact statement before I cast a high level spell.


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Permanant true seeing and that first look into the mirror in the morning...the horror...

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Forgot where I put my headband during the week off....because my Int dropped by 6 points when I took it off three days ago.


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I have so many feats and class features by the time I retrain in all the new stuff from the latest sourcebook in the next one is out and I have to start all over again.


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There's not enough gold to create a magic item powerful enough to be useful to me.

On the planet.


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Poor NPCs demanding your wealth to be used to raise their loved ones.

Dark Archive

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Casting wish to remove 175lbs instead of dieting and everyone says that was cheating. #level20problems


My GM expects me to play Leonidas while my friends are playing Jehova and Doctor Strange.


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I used a really expensive scroll of Time Stop so that I could buff myself and assume my huge dragon form as quickly as possible for the final battle, but the rest of the party still killed the demon lord before I could attack it. #level20Mythic10Problems #thisActuallyHappened


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Tried to shave this morning, gave myself a stunning, sickening, bleeding critical.


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That bleeding crit? If no-one heals me, I'll bleed to death. In Nine years.


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GM says level 20 is enough, won't let me gain mythic tiers. Now I can only kill five tarrasques at once. TOTALLY ROBBED! #level20problems


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The GM will only let me mentor my new character.


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Only one level away from discovering immortality. Now I need to find the Sun Orchid Elixir, and just resort to deception and secrecy to control the nation I conquered.

#Level19Problems#Razmir#SuckItRazmirOnly19


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The other day we fought a dragon.

I just took a nap during the encounter.

#Level20Problems


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You are an average BBEG: Level 20 Druid, lots of minions, chosen of the God of Death and Judge of Souls. You have big plans, which are foiled by a party of heroes yet you manage to survive.
You decide to become the wolf among the sheep, change your name, your appearance and claim to be NG (even though your god won't help to conceal your alignment because you're a Druid).
And then, you realize that you can no longer cast reincarnate because YOUR GOD IS A SNITCH that will reveal your secret to the dead soul you're trying to bring back! You are His Chosen One and he cannot even lie for you.
Being a lvl 20 baddie is not easy.


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I just wanted to pick his pocket for some change. Instead I end up with his spleen. Yuck. #lvl20rogueproblems


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I've lived so many adventures that I no longer remember how it feels like wearing something that didn't belong to a dead person.


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I had this little unimportant wound. Then I took off my gear to have a bath and died. What happened?


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Ah, mornings. And the eternal question: The red-, white-, black- or gold-tinted +5 full plate of heavy fortification? The green one clashes with my eyes. #lvl20fashionproblems


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I have so many arcane protections on me I can't even feel when my kids try to give me hugs.

#level20problems


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I just don't feel like Zon-Kuthon loves me enough anymore. I always feel like he's paying too much attention to those other clerics. #level20problems


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An empty pedestal with the plaque:

"Look upon my works and- COME ON! I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED WRITING THE INSCRIPTION YET!"

Getting tired of adventurers shattering and looting the giant gold statues I keep erecting to show my greatness.


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Tried healing from 0 HP without using magic. Slept for 36 weeks. Halfway there. #level20problems.

Keep breaking +5 adamantine razors on my neck. I haven't had a close shave in weeks. #level20problems.

I can cleave apart mountains with my sword, jump miles into the sky, rend numerian steel with my bare hands, and split the earth with my footsteps. Still can't open that pickle jar. #levelfighter20problems.

I can bend reality, travel the planes, cause tidal waves and earthquakes, build demiplanes, teleport to other planets, and speak directly to the gods. I am smarter than scholars and nobles and demons and angels and even the gods of knowledge. Still haven't figured out how to open the pickle jar. #level20wizard problems.

Having trouble with strange giants trying to override the magically reinforced and concealed entrance to my otherwise impenetrable, nigh invisible protective cylinder, the borders to my realm. I think those huge bastards are trying to eat me and my family. #level20pickleproblems. #inarealpicklehere.

Shadow Lodge

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I rolled a 65 to disable device; what do you mean I can't open the pickle jar! #level20rogue problems.


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I can't get the clerics to stop following me after I bluffed them into believing I was their god's avatar. #level20rogue problems.

Shadow Lodge

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I no longer know which encounters are dangerous monsters and which are relatives of ex-girl/boyfriends. #level20bard problems.


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My child-support payments are messing up the economy of whole nations. #level20bard problems


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I can't even touch peasants without accidentally killing them and falling #level20paladinproblems.


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I seem to have broken the balance between good and evil by convincing a bunch of archdevils and demon lords to change their alignment to good. #level20diplomancerproblems


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I used to have a wizard in my party. I haven't seen him in months. Sometimes I see unexpected magic happening but I'm not sure if he's still invisible or we are haunted.

#level20wizardproblems #atributetoourinvisiblewizard


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Friend thinks a nation-spanning criminal organization can do anything meaningful to him. I've practically handed him true resurrection scrolls and he still won't get the hint.


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My Perception bonus is so high, I can't possibly sleep without casting Silence and Deeper Darkness on myself. #level20problems.


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I can recite by rote the entire history of the planet, but I can't seem to remember where I put my house keys. #level20scanstillrollnaturalonesonwillsaves.


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I'm the mightiest warrior in this plane of existence (and a few others), but still, one out of 20 times, I literally fail to hit the broad side of a mountain. #level20problems.


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I have 10th level spells ,and perception isn't a class skill so I never bothered. With a single spell I can chat about what happened to Aroden.

Then a Kobold warrior hides behind a lead sheet.

#level20problems


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WHEN SPELL SUNDER CHECK AM OVER 60, REALITY START BREAKING DOWN AS AM TURNING OUT REALITY ITSELF AM BASICALLY MUTUALLY SHARED ILLUSION BETWEEN VARIOUS PEOPLE WHO AM TACITLY AGREEING NOT SHATTER VIA DISBELIEVE.

THIS MAKE BARBARIAN COMBAT TACTICS VERY DANGEROUS FOR SPACE-TIME FABRIC. AM NOT HAVING MUCH HARDNESS OR HP.

#LEVEL20PROBLEMS #BARBARIANAMALWAYSWINNER

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