Hi, there. A friend of mine has decided to run a game of We be Goblins soon, and they asked me to help make characters. One idea that I had was for a cleric. If you've read the Monster Codex, then you know that goblins commonly worship gods or demons that aren't real, or just weird objects. So, I came up with the idea that this cleric worships a big pile of garbage that kind of seems like a face if you look at it right.
There's just one problem: I have no idea what to name this big pile of garbage, so I turn to you for ideas. I appreciate any suggestions.
Also, if you just want to give other advice, ideas, or whatnot, feel free to do that. Thanks!
>>> Suthainn --
Why buzzkill a buzzkill?? lol
>>> Awesomely --
Turdophilus Rex
Coprophagus Maximus
the Excremental (from the planet Poodoo in the S#!&&!ous system)
Rovagug
Pollutium
Polly-tix
Churr-no-bull
Unwash-a-ton Deesee
Taxx Kod
moremoremore!
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The Innerwebs (full of all the smut, foolishness, and rampant uninformed opinionism possible)
Ellessdee (strange fungi grow there!)
The Great Nauseam
Coprothulhu (The Great Filthy One)
Tier Six
Marshulls
Konsoomersm (yay! Americana!!)
Ishish (might vaguely be a source of mild dread)
the Gristle-band
the Potty-portal
Houselard Segguriddy
R'Alliddy Tivi
Cesspool
the Gate of All
Shrine of the Gurgitant (first temple he establishes is the Shrine of the Re-Gurgitant)
the Vile Victory
the Plague Pile
E-bolla
Chunxblown
the Sifting Stacks
the Buffet of the Gods
the First Circle of Fun
Lee-roy Jank-ins
the Blessed Sleep
the Armory of Bele --, Faiff --, of Thinkin' Stuff!!
First Incarnation of the Sewergeist
the Mutagenic Monolith
edit:
For solid historical precedent -- Cloaca Maxima
And from a friend of mine --
Mukruk Gobsh(*er
Halak Trosis
Slamik Shamik Tut-Fra the Doombringer
Frut Frut %$#@stretcher
We gotta hit 100 with this, folks. :)
Love the idea. Just love it.
We be goblins is one scenario where I would highly recommend not making your own characters and going with the pregens. They are well balanced for the adventure and they are very fun to play.
I will second this suggestion. There's no particular need to use other characters. The party is well designed and appropriate for the adventure.
Bandini Mountain (scroll down a bit).
Kurdeshian
Oveszhkin (not a Capitals fan, so feel free to use any unliked player)
Heapy McTrashstack
Ziggy (Regular Show had an episode based of Labyrinth, where they had to infiltrate a dump ran by someone named Ziggy)
The pregens are fine, but I always would rather build my own character. Also, there's no cleric pregen. I believe it's a Fighter, Rogue, Evoker and Alchemist? Or is the fighter a cavalier or something?
>>> GypsyMischief --
One of the pregens *is* a cleric. I remember burning down some foes with him back when we played WBG.
Ozymandias? Because goblins would look at the broken statue and still fear in the original meaning? Also, seeing a downgrade from 'wannabe god king' to 'random idol in goblin village'.
Giant Angry Burning Stinkyface
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Bonus if it sings opera.
Maybe Hench for holy stench. A lazy name, but as clever as a goblin. Also, I'm playing in this, and we all live to need around with character concepts. Just how we have fun.
Making your own goblin more fun than using "pregen" goblin like boring human. Chief Sharky was PC made to play "We Be Goblins", and now he 15th level. Maybe you name your trash heap Mount Trashmore?
Ordure?
Charnel?
Ossuary?
Pokemon did Trubbish and Garbodor.
Count Trashula
or, more seriously, given where goblin "stuff" comes from...
"The Source"
Gthftrx (guth fe TRIX)
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The Hillery! (because, you know, it's like a little hill of garbage? Sounds like something a goblin would call a hill too.)Mount Trump. Or Drumpf.
Sorry, I had to.
The american political discussion.
Include a bunch of goblins in torn up suits in the piling yelling at eachother around a table, while another one tries to use a broken camera.
The Hillery! (because, you know, it's like a little hill of garbage? Sounds like something a goblin would call a hill too.)Mount Drumpf. Or Drumpf.
Sorry, I had to.
The american political discussion.
Include a bunch of goblins in torn up suits in the piling yelling at eachother around a table, while another one tries to use a broken camera.
That'll be a very important event in the cleric's holy picture books.
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Sterculius (wikipedia gives a different primary spelling) was the roman god of feces and fertiliser. Do with that what you will. :)
There's a huge landfill a few miles from where I live that people call Vulture Mountain because the smell attracts flocks of them. Or alternately you could call it Otyugh Hill.
Big Juju
Heap Big Juju
Big Juju Heap
Four Chain (4chan)
Jabba
:smurfatar:
The Great and Terrible Pile
Bog-gob, the Gob-bog (or God-bog, for that matter)
Noxville, Censer of the Great Stank
Pigslop, the Bacon Farm
The Great Provider
Morgrubsto-et
Gallbile, Digester of Worlds
Manymaggots-Feeding-Face
More from my friend, Ethan:
The Great Peat
Bar Gab Froth, the Regurgitated
Excretus, Lord of the Nightsoil
Ralph, He Who Shall Not Be Swallowed(I would change it to Rralph, personally)Sham-Ugh (like Sham-Wow, but not)
Vomitux, Lord of Acid
Dikay, the EndUppchuk, the Returned
Laxatus, Voider of Bowels
Stinkyface Deatheater
Watcher in the Waste(s)
Panfloonza, the Great Plague
Addnawzhuh, Master of Disgust
HeapofManyThings
the Sloblord
the Sloplord
More to follow later. Keep it up!
p.s. -- Awesomely: what domains are you planning on putting in this trash heap's portfolio? And make sure your DM zeitgeists this thing!
Some ideas about available domains and subdomains:
Plague (sub)
Corruption (sub)
Plant
Ruins
Vermin