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I don't think I'm posting this in the right section. Sorry about that.

Um. I'm new!


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Ohai! :D Welcome to the boards! (And this is a perfectly good section for it.)

Silver Crusade Contributor

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Welcome to the forums! ^_^


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hello


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Hello, new person!


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Thanks for the welcomes!

Grand Lodge

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New forum unit detected. Engaging welcome protocols.

GREETINGS PATHFINDER. MAY YOUR STAY BE PLEASANT AND TROLL FREE.


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Hi. :)


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#6 Aloha!

Scarab Sages

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Welcome to the Hotel Paizo! Such a lovely place. Such a lovely place....

Word of advice, though: Don't drink the milk!


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AHA! FRESH MEAT!

...

Er, I mean, welcome aboard, please enjoy your stay.

Silver Crusade

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*Koko Love*

*breathes fog on glass, waits for Kazuka's reaction*


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Uh, hey there. Don't mind me... can I get a glass of water...


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Elephant in a Room wrote:
Uh, hey there. Don't mind me... can I get a glass of water...

Did someone say something? Oh, never mind.


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It's too late on the milk. I seem to have become inexplicably evil.

And apparently, there is a gorilla. In need of bananas?

And, sorry. All out of water. I have rum!

Silver Crusade

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*looks disappointed*


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Hail!, Hello, hi!, greetings, salutations, welcome, good day/evening/morning! & Howdy!


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Glad you're here!

Silver Crusade

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*turns to face Tacticslion, breathes fog on glass, waits for Tacticslion's reaction*


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Koko The Gorilla wrote:
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What comes to mind.


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Welcome Kazuka!


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Koko The Gorilla wrote:
*turns to face Tacticslion, breathes fog on glass, waits for Tacticslion's reaction*

* carefully examining the fogged glass, a grim expression of focus on his face, Tacticslion carefully places a single tiny circle, filling it in, and then another directly underneath it. To the right of these two circles, he creates a large, broad almost half-circle, concave-side toward the left, but leveling off into short parallels on top and bottom; by placing a vertical line on the left side of this third, large shape, he connects one of the flattened/parallel ends of near-semicircle to the other. Suddenly, his grim visage shuts, faster than the eye can blink, his lips opening as if in a snarl, but stretching far wider, bearing his teeth, as his eyebrows arch upward and his eyes open wide. *

: D

* ... he, uh, ... he matches the emoticon. *

Tels wrote:
What comes to mind.

Decent guess!


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I was expecting you to just favourite the post.

Also, welcome new person! We're not mad. We promise. Really. We're too busy hunting goblins.


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That... that was you!!!


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Chemlak wrote:

I was expecting you to just favourite the post.

Also, welcome new person! We're not mad. We promise. Really. We're too busy hunting goblins.

It's okay. I know you're mad. But! If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.

Silver Crusade

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Tacticslion wrote:
Koko The Gorilla wrote:
*turns to face Tacticslion, breathes fog on glass, waits for Tacticslion's reaction*

* carefully examining the fogged glass, a grim expression of focus on his face, Tacticslion carefully places a single tiny circle, filling it in, and then another directly underneath it. To the right of these two circles, he creates a large, broad almost half-circle, concave-side toward the left, but leveling off into short parallels on top and bottom; by placing a vertical line on the left side of this third, large shape, he connects one of the flattened/parallel ends of near-semicircle to the other. Suddenly, his grim visage shuts, faster than the eye can blink, his lips opening as if in a snarl, but stretching far wider, bearing his teeth, as his eyebrows arch upward and his eyes open wide. *

: D

* ... he, uh, ... he matches the emoticon. *

*shakes head sadly, lumbers off*


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MATT DAMON!!!

Silver Crusade

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JOHNNY DEPP!!!


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Stabbyface, Orphaned Goblin wrote:
That... that was you!!!

The good thing about being a drow is that it doesn't matter if you're an evil drow or a good drow, everyone just expects you to hunt goblins.

But good drow will build an orphanage for all those helpless little big-headed murderballs we call goblin babies.


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Chemlak wrote:
I was expecting you to just favourite the post.

Well, I did that, too.

And hey! I do more than favorite stuff!

... I also talk! Way too much!

... as far as you know!

>:I

Chemlak wrote:
Also, welcome new person! We're not mad. We promise. Really. We're too busy hunting goblins.

Hey! I don't hunt goblins, thankyouverymuch!

(I raise the children in orphana-

Stabbyface, Orphaned Goblin wrote:
That... that was you!!!
Chemlak wrote:

The good thing about being a drow is that it doesn't matter if you're an evil drow or a good drow, everyone just expects you to hunt goblins.

But good drow will build an orphanage for all those helpless little big-headed murderballs we call goblin babies.

Daggummit, ninja'd again!

Koko The Gorilla wrote:
*shakes head sadly, lumbers off*

Koko, you will never know true happiness until you learn to be satisfied with yourself instead of relying on others to act in only the express ways you approve of (or, grant you their approval). With such self-reliance and self-acceptance, a lasting happiness may well be within your reach.

:D


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Tammy doesn't need to be accepted.


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Kazuka wrote:
It's okay. I know you're mad. But! If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.

You ain't just a whistlin' dixie*... >.>

captain yesterday wrote:
Tammy doesn't need to be accepted.

You ain't just a whistlin' dixie*... >.>

* EDIT: Really, internet? You don't have a clip of Bob Hope saying such an iconic line? Alas... everyone just has to settle for a song.


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Looks at the elephant in a room, points at the rapidly condensing fog on the glass; "there you go."


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Tacticslion wrote:
Kazuka wrote:
It's okay. I know you're mad. But! If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.
You ain't just a whistlin' dixie*... >.>

Of course not!

I have learned to see and hear everybody loud and clear, but the truth comes out in riddles that are safe enough to share; that's how it is in songs, you see, and stripes always look good on me whether or not I'm really there (smile hangs in the air).


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Chemlak wrote:
We're too busy hunting goblins.

HAH! GOTCHA RIGHT WHERE WE WANT YA!

Liberty's Edge

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Hello! I'm Batgnome!

Dark Archive

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Say, has anyone seen my pencil?


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And now the news.

Rumours of a flasher on the Paizo forums were soundly proven right today, when Skiron asked a seemingly innocent question, and the forums were flooded by Korean gambling sites replying "waaaaay too much!"


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Welcome to the PF boards, enjoy the discussion and madness, but NEVER EVER feed GoatToucher!


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No, no - feeding is fine. It's the *other thing* that we must never, never do.


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Touch goats?


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Kryzbyn wrote:
Touch goats?

Wait, we're not supposed to do that anymore?


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Anymore?


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...

Asking for a friend.


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Pulg wrote:
No, no - feeding is fine. It's the *other thing* that we must never, never do.

Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


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SO NOT your huckleberry...


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Welcome to the boards! Don't pay attention to anything I say. I babble. Unless of course you don't mind babbling. In which case, stick around. I could babble on and on about babbling, but I won't, because that would just be babble.


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Oh' and if you do happen to, feed, touch, talk to, see, smell, hear, feel, or mentally detect GoatToucher, be sure to go and apologize to Chris Lambertz (Our lady of the webz, Robot Chris, as she is sometimes known), and she will absolve you of all your wrong doings!


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Don't pay attention to anything I say.

Ah - ah-hah~! You've been caught in your own trap, trapped by your own trick, inveigled by your own sleight of hand, hoist by your own petard! A double negative is proof positive! We must now pay attention to everything you say!

>:I

...

ಠ_ಠ


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Welcome. I strongly suggest you join a message-board gang if you want to survive. ;-)

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