Kayerloth |
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5. The sun was in your eye ... okay I couldn't resist.
6. A bug flew in your face. Or worse you swallowed it.
7. Mirage (not the spell).
8. The target slipped and fell.
9. You forgot to store your weapon (or stored the wrong one) in your Glove of Storing.
10. Briefly blinded by that last stroke of Lightning.
11. Too busy gawking at the lady(?) on the second floor balcony.
12. Boy was the turkey leg tasty ... and greasy.
13. Called the wrong weapon.
14. That Refuge spell surely got triggered at an inconvenient moment.
15. Wow a martial artiste actually took that feat!
16. Yep that crossbeam was weaker than you thought.
17. Bad moment for an earthquake (of purely natural occurrence).
18. The wagon wheel broke (or hit a rock) just as you swung.
19. Great! Why did I choose the tree with the hornets nest to hide behind?
20. Oh that's right the guard peace-bonded our weapons.
21. I hate mirrors!
22. The alchemist failed to mention just how bad the heartburn would be.
23. The target's buddy has a Shield of Missile Attraction, who'd of guessed.
24. Dang! lost count of my Rage rounds again.
25. Why did I trust the wizard when he said "Trust me".
Kobold Catgirl |
26. They parried the blow.
27. A loud cat howls from somewhere in the distance. Momentarily, you hate it more than your target. The feeling passes swiftly.
28. You pull at an old scar. The momentary surge of pain distracts you.
29. You pull at a fresh wound, and it reopens. The momentary surge of pain distracts you.
30. An ally gets in the way. Momentarily, you hate them less than your target and divert your strike to the side.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet |
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35. Because your weapon has spontaneously begun to awaken into an intelligent magical weapon, and is, you know, just trying to sort itself out.
36. Because you were just struck by a lightning bolt, and now your weapon's become magnetized.
37. Because although coating your dagger in honey may help you to eat peas with it, it also winds up screwing it up a little in combat.
38. Because the priest at the last temple you visited gave you a dirty look when you left without donating.
39. Because your target's wearing f!$%ing full plate armor, and you're seriously trying to attack him with a cutlass???
40. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
KestrelZ |
42. Distracted by the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
43. Because you are a first level PC that has a half BAB and delusions of grandeur against a 40+ AC opponent.
Kahel Stormbender |
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53. "Wow, I didn't know that thing's arms would be that rubbery. Or damage resistant. What the hell is it anyway?"
54. Just as you start to swing you notice a rabbit fur handbag. You recognize this handback, you made it during the ice age. Then it got lost somehow. The marvel of finding your long lost handbag at this time and place disrupts your concentration. Suddenly you forget you're swinging your two handed axe at the orc. You also forget you're falling after having jumped from a second story balcony to attack said orc. Because of this, you miss not only the orc... but the ground.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet |
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55. Just before your swing lands, the entire campaign world is abruptly demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. GAME OVER.
56. You're still getting used to having two heads.
57. The DM's using bistro-math.
58. Just because having this fish in your ear is mind-bogglingly useful doesn't mean it doesn't get a bit uncomfortable from time to time.
59. Oh gods, you really shouldn't have eaten that blue hotdog...!
60. You forgot to bring a towel.
Blackvial |
56. 12 years before, your master began to teach you how to fight. He taught you well, but he intentionally left a small flaw in your fighting style so that when he finally betrayed you, he and only he would know precisely how to dodge your blow.
that reminds me of Jade Empire
Artifix |
55. Just before your swing lands, the entire campaign world is abruptly demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. GAME OVER.
56. The DM's using bistro-math.
57. Oh gods, you shouldn't have eaten that blue hotdog...!
58. You forgot to bring a towel.
To carry on the references...
59. Your opponent stuck there thumb out and well there a hitchhiker you know the rest.
60. Your copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reminded you this character is important to the plot
61. "MAKE IT STOP!" as your opponent begins reciting Vogon poetry
62. Your opponent told you the answer to life the universe and everything