Trapper Kobold #11 |
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Dear Paizo Staff, Moderators, Forum Users and Whatever Cosmo Is
Good day. Hello, Paizo. I am writing with the drastic request that you, Paizo, please cancel Kobold Not-Clever immediately. I know this might come across as difficult, if not impossible, but lately I have noticed a sad trend towards him:
1. Not being as funny
2. Arguing much
3. Not getting as many threads locked
4. Not posting as many threads about himself
4. Not many of his posts get favorited anymore. When I rewatch old Kobold Cleaver episodes, I see +9 favorites and +many people saying "Yes the kobold is right we love him all hail the kobold." I DO NOT SEE THIS ANYMORE.
4. Being very bad at numbers.
I am concerned as a former enthusiastic fan of Kobold Cleaver and his valuable contributions. I understand that Kobold Cleaver is a major source of traffic for the website, especially for the moderators who used to love reading and locking his threads. But I do not want to see Kobold Cleaver grow stagnant and dated, like my other favorite thing, green tea*.
It is sad, yes. Losing something as popular as "KC" (as his biggest fans call him) is not easy to do. People have already tried very much to do just that! It is practically impossible! He is basically a cockroach, or perhaps a cockroach lich with a cockroach phylactery! But he has not created a new pointless alias in at least two months. All he does is argue about rules and politic rules, and sometimes
wait
no
no that is literally all he does make him stop.
Face the music. This bad kobold has become boring. He is even resorting to tired ploys like starting new PbPs to try to recreate glory of old ones. The last time he got a thread of his locked, it wasn't because it was a terrible thread, it was because it was about a controversial politics person. ANYONE could do that! He has jumped the shark!
Paizo, you are just looking sad and desperate by maintaining this outdated program. Shut down Kobold Cleaver. Let this end with dignity, or I will have no choice but to pull out all my stock in your little company. Choose art, not money.
Signed,
A Concerned Fan
*Which is, as we all know, terrible these days. My cup of tea used to be very good but after a year or so it has begun to grow mold. Tea is bad. Don't drink tea.
<Waste>post Sphere |
Um, excuse me, do I not count as a "pointless alias"? I THINK I HAVE A CAT VIDEO THAT DISAGREES.
BUT I CAN'T LOAD GOOGLE RIGHT NOW SO OKAY.
Look! See? I'm arguing with you, Trapper Kobold #11! Just like KC used to do with all his aliases! He hasn't jumped the shark! He's still cool! STOP TRYING TO RUIN EVERYTHING DON'T LIKE DON'T WATCH
Trapper Kobold #11 |
Ha! Got one. That alias didn't even bother to change its avatar back after he went on his huge "Erik Mona Day" binge. Good riddance!
And that goes for the rest of you, too! No more alias bantering! You're just trying to rekindle old relics of when Kobold Cleaver was in his proper place as a beloved and near-worshiped pillar of the community. Pathetic.
Trapper Kobold #11 |
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
Frankly Captain Yesterday needs to be canceled too. I don't know what they were thinking when they greenlit this mess. But that's not what this thread is abou—
ARG NO GET THAT GOBLIN OUT OF HERE
QUICK, BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES
Bill.Cipher |
Hey Bill! You have one eye. I am one eye. Your eye is...weird. Let's...let's talk about that.
I have a better idea! Let's rearrange your eye parts so you're a fully-functional self-feeding gizzard and install you in the nearest passing unsuspecting sucker!
*proceeds to do exactly that*
Goblin Cleaver |
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I've been trying to cancel Kobold Cleaver since before I spawned him.
It's not too late. I have the same coathanger you used then. The only difference is now we're gonna have to tie him down first. You know he won't stick to a thread about him for more than three, maybe four pages.
Tolly Kobbold |
Once, I was a brewery in Suffolk, UK.
Once, I had a chain of mock baronial pubs and a lager that my own chairman described as 'horse piss'
Once, elven parents used to enjoy drinking those of my brews that did not taste like horse piss, but not any more. I closed down in 2002, due to a beer-breathing shark infestation.
Not that has anything to do with anything apart from the fact that it's Exciting History Fridays at paizo.com, so enjoy! Enjoy!
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |