Ulfen and the Ratman


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Liberty's Edge

THAT LUCIUS! ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY.

Dark Archive

I have a feeling that THUNDERLIPS! will be much more interested in my reactive spells rather than my proactive spells. The 'Remove' versus the 'Protection', if you catch my drift.

Dark Archive

Totally understood, milady. He tends to be an act first, and not deal with the consequences later kind of guy. Still loves the fact that Allandar touched his ... little friend ... and cast continual flame on it. And, no, the fact that he was wearing gauntlets at the time doesn't change what he did.

Now I hear that he's looking into implanting some Ioun Stones in a very... delicate... location. He may need some help with that.

And, THUNDERLIPS!, I am always looking out for the little guy... in all connotations of that phrase. That's why we need some protection... both magical and legal.

Grand Lodge

I was in the cargo hold playing high stakes Russian Roulette with some elderly Qadiran men, it got pretty messy down there we're going to need someone clean up. Now where did that three card monty dealing monkey go I'm riding this hot streak.

Grand Lodge

Also Ratman... I'm suppose to work on my subtly so I'm just going to stop talking and assume you know exactly why I'm talking to you.

Dark Archive

What? Subtlety? Overrated. You need a cleaner down there.. Not usually what I deal in. You want a monkey? You talk to my buddy, Gunari? Rumor has it that the big oaf got himself a monkey down in Jalmaray that now spends more time with a certain elven master of scrolls lighting up some interesting pharmaceuticals products.

You want some companionship? That I can help with. What are you looking for? And you gonna be in Seattle for the big party?


Yea I'm heading to Seattle I don't have a room set up though

Liberty's Edge

THINDERLIPS! THINK SOMETHING CAN BE ARRANGED. THUNDERLIPS! REQUIRES AN ELECTRONIC MAIL BE SENT HIS WAY.

Grand Lodge

The message has been sent. THUNDERLIPS! and The Gornlord in the same room? We're going to need clean livers on ice. Don't worry though I know a guy at the docks with the organs and discount surgery ready and waiting.

Liberty's Edge

A BERTH WAS FOUND FOR THE GORNLORD ON THE LONGSHIP torden i dalen!

THUNDERLIPS! LOOKS FORWARD TO DRINKING WITH THE GORNLORD ONCE AGAIN!

Dark Archive

Ah, I wouldn't be too impressed with that, Gornlord... THUNDERLIPS! wants to drink with everyone... and sometime he doesn't remember who he drank with. Or his name.

But, I am guessing that the thing we cannot say at Paizo Con will be "It comes in towers!"

Liberty's Edge

RATMAN! WASN'T TOWERS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH FOR MAY?

Liberty's Edge

RATMAN! OF COURSE THUNDERLIPS! WANTS TO DRINK WITH EVERYONE. IF DRINKING WAS ONLY FOR THE SEXY PEOPLE THEN THUNDERLIPS! WOULD DRINK ALL BY THUNDERLIPS!'S SELF.

THAT IS NOT FUN.

KEITH NEEDS TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE MUSHROOMS. PAINLORD NEEDS TO ACQUAINT HIMSELF WITH HIS LIVER, PAINFUL AS IT MAY BE. RATMAN HAS MANY NEW POTENTIAL EMPLOYEES AND CLIENTS TO MEET. JUST THINK! PAIZOCON IS LOCATED NEXT TO AN OCEAN AND AN AIRPORT! THE MONEY MINTS ITSELF!

The Exchange

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Mrs. Painlord: "Honey, are you looking forward to PaizoCon?"
Painlord: "Uh."

Mrs. Painlord: "What? Why, honey?"
Painlord: "Uhhh."

Mrs. Painlord: "Sweetie! Don't cry. Why are you crying?"
Painlord: [**points to this thread**]


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I, for one, am looking forward to the slight chance I'll get to poke Painlord's brain about guides and such. Might even buy a drink if Mrs. Painlord allows that. (Not sure what sort of relationship the Painlords have, the Runelords had some seriously *kinky* stuff going on...)

Dark Archive

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
I, for one, am looking forward to the slight chance I'll get to poke Painlord's brain about guides and such. Might even buy a drink if Mrs. Painlord allows that. (Not sure what sort of relationship the Painlords have, the Runelords had some seriously *kinky* stuff going on...)

If Painlord is coherent and a physical solid by the time we are done with him.... maybe? I'm sure THUNDERLIPS! would accept a beverage for picking his brain, scant though it may be. On second thought, THUNDERLIPS! would likely need to pay you for that beverage. It's a little cavernous in there.

As far as the *kinky* stuff is concerned, we leave that to Thursty.

Grand Lodge

"Lucious" Lucius Vizinni wrote:

Ah, I wouldn't be too impressed with that, Gornlord... THUNDERLIPS! wants to drink with everyone... and sometime he doesn't remember who he drank with. Or his name.

But, I am guessing that the thing we cannot say at Paizo Con will be "It comes in towers!"

Listen here Ratman I don't like the company of guys, in THUNDERLIPS! case I tolerate it, so if he or any other dude doesn't want to drink with The Gornlord the better. In fact if you didn't have female company for coin you'd just be another upright walking vermin that could crawl back down the same sewer you came from.

Dark Archive

So crude! But what's a rat to do? Comfort in the form of lovely ladies can be arranged, with prices and services negotiable. The Lusciuos One in not concerned about your vitriol, thou that does have a tendency to increase the price points of most products.

As for this Painlord... it shall be a quite lovely weekend, of that I am assured. Neither you (not e Gornlord) HAS to play THUNDERLIPS! favorite game.... "where is that light coming from". And if he gets a little boisterous, just ask him about Tamran.

The Exchange

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
I, for one, am looking forward to the slight chance I'll get to poke Painlord's brain about guides and such. Might even buy a drink if Mrs. Painlord allows that. (Not sure what sort of relationship the Painlords have, the Runelords had some seriously *kinky* stuff going on...)

If we can avoid the yelling barbarian and the odorous ratman, I would be happy to enjoin you for drinks, Wei Ji. I met you very very briefly at Gen Con, I believe, but many things were a haze from that time.

Let's talk about things and stuff. I have seen your name much on these boards and would know you more.


Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

A quiet moment or ten, to discuss things gaming, adventuring, and perspective, then? I'm on for the idea, and will be around from Wednesday evening until Tuesday morning.

Saving the money is painful missing local conventions, but... worth it.

Dark Archive

Painlord wrote:
If we can avoid the yelling barbarian and the odorous ratman.

oh, Painlord, you hurt me! I, who uphold the highest standards of personal grooming. Now, I grant you the Ulfen has often been accompanied by an aroma that has been said has a personality all of its own, I have never been described as "odorous". I am sure that you meant that it was always pleasant to be in my company, especially in a location where many others have had issues with personal hygiene over the course of a weekend.

Let me get my snifter of Ustalavic Brandy and we can talk.

Liberty's Edge

"Lucious" Lucius Vizinni wrote:
I who uphold the highest standards of personal grooming. Now, I grant you the Ulfen has often been accompanied by an aroma that has been said has a personality all of its own

ONLY WHEN RAGING FULL ON.

THUNDERLIPS! CAN NOT HELP THAT THUNDERLIPS!'S MUSK COALESSES INTO FORMS THAT DELIVER PUNCHES TO THE DOMES. IT IS A MUSK OF PROUD, VIRILE, FIRM, POTENT ULFEN. IF OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT RECONIZE THE SHEER AWE INSPIRING QUALITEAS OF THUNDERLIPS!'S MUSK THEN THEY WILL MEET TONDERNOTTER UPSIDE THE HEAD. REPEATEDLY.

Dark Archive

So, it seems that there will be no interactive special at Paizo Con this year? This saddens this Matchmaker of the Moment. Was looking forward to furthering the glory of the Society with five of his best friends.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

Isn't Serpents Ire slated for Sunday evening? Did that get changed?

Scarab Sages

Friday evening I think was mentioned for the Serpents Ire special.

Sadly no multi-table event it would seem....but you never know, lets hope to be surprised :)

Dark Archive

Friday, yes. But it is not an interactive. They told all on the podcast last week.


Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

I only caught the tail end of the podcast then was busy with convention stuff over the weekend.

If there's no multi-table special event at PaizoCon, how is it going to be 'shaken down' for Gen Con?

Apologies if there is a Gross Conceptual Error there

Liberty's Edge

IF THE RATMAN WANTS COMPTON SHAKEN DOWN THEN THUNDERLIPS! IS JUST THE ULFEN TO DO IT!

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