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Seems like everyone has one of these threads, so I'm jumping on the bandwagon!
The only thing I ask is that questions pertaining to my house rules go in that thread instead.
I reserve the right to exaggerate, sin by omission, or outright not answer, but I won't lie.
"Anything?"
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Are you my Mother?
What was the DC for jumping on the bandwagon?
Do you know the number for the Ghostbusters?
I've got a bit of a ghost problem.
Are you done with that brain?
Is the K silent?
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"Anything?"
Anything.
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Are you my Mother?
Yes. Here is a nice, warm nest. Never mind that it looks like a BBQ pit.
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What was the DC for jumping on the bandwagon?
-10. Even if you Take 10 to avoid it, you fail.
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Do you know the number for the Ghostbusters? I've got a bit of a ghost problem.
Someone told me the number for everything is 328-7448, or just dial "EAT S#@@."
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Are you done with that brain?
You are too a ghoul! Busted!
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Given that texas is bbq holy ground, does houston have a "thing" they do that's different from say austin, dallas, san antonio or is it all about the brisket?
This is going to sound crazy, but the best barbecue in Houston is the brisket at Luling City Market at Richmond and 610, which is in no way affiliated with the famous City Market Barbecue in Luling, TX; they just shamelessly stole the name. However, having compared them, the Luling City ripoff's brisket is actually better than the original's.
BTW, the holy mecca of all Texas barbecue is Cooper's in Llano. It's not just brisket; their multiple smoke pits run the whole length of the lot, and you just point and tell the guy how much of what part of what animal you want. Their ultra-thick-cut, pepper-crusted smoked pork chops are to die for.
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Do you have a towel handy, you're going to want to have a towel handy.
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Is the K silent?
K is generally a very decisive letter. You never have to ask if Kate is pronounced "Sate," which is a problem you often run into with the letter C. I'd advocate pronouncing the so-called "silent" K in words like "knock" as well.
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Do you have a towel handy, you're going to want to have a towel handy.
In the words of Irwin Fletcher, "Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
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Do you have a towel handy, you're going to want to have a towel handy.In the words of Irwin Fletcher, "Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
Did you ever consider just going around it?
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Have you seen my head, I'm not sure I can get a-head without it.
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Did you ever consider just going around it?
"Did you ever think of just... not being a mutant?"
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Have you seen my head, I'm not sure I can get a-head without it.
One of my goals for the new year is to bite my own head.
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Did you ever consider just going around it?"Did you ever think of just... not being a mutant?"
Yes, once. But that b~@~~#@ robot wanted to take it too far.
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Damn it, smurfed myself with my own trap there.
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Ah, taking up Tantric yoga, are you?
Not that head! I'll leave that sort of thing to Ron Jeremy.
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When will we see the first edition of Corafinder: the world of fish that resemble aging rockers?
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When will we see the first edition of Corafinder: the world of fish that resemble aging rockers?
She needs to master the basics first. Walking, running, and climbing are done. Speaking is coming along nicely. I'm hoping that toilet training and aikido will be next (not necessarily in that order).
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So, what exactly does a hydrogeologist do anyhow, turn rocks into water or something?
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LOL, well said.
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32
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One of my goals for the new year is to bite my own head.
That's pretty easy, considering your lips, tongue, and cheeks are all part of your head. I'd consider myself accomplished if I could go a full year without biting my own head.
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BTW, the holy mecca of all Texas barbecue is Cooper's in Llano. It's not just brisket; their multiple smoke pits run the whole length of the lot, and you just point and tell the guy how much of what part of what animal you want. Their ultra-thick-cut, pepper-crusted smoked pork chops are to die for.
Where does franklins rate on the scale of bbq awesomeness?
I just had some korean bbq, but that would not stop me from laying into pepper-crusted smoked pork chop, that sounds amazing
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So, what exactly does a hydrogeologist do anyhow, turn rocks into water or something?
Well, I'm more specifically a consulting hydrogeologist. In layman's terms, I clean up other people's messes. Currently, those other people are an entire refinery.
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Where does franklins rate on the scale of bbq awesomeness?
We don't even talk about Austin.
Seriously, though, I've always been a fan of County Line BBQ out on Bee Cave Road, because of the view more than the food. Last time I was in Austin I stopped at Uncle Billy's, near Barton Springs -- very decent ribs, and washed down with their own Gypsy Porter, I was in heaven there. I've been to Rudy's and was unimpressed. I'll have to try Franklin next time.Although the Salt Lick in Driftwood isn't too far away from Austin...
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How is El Real in Montrose?
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BTW, the holy mecca of all Texas barbecue is Cooper's in Llano. It's not just brisket; their multiple smoke pits run the whole length of the lot, and you just point and tell the guy how much of what part of what animal you want. Their ultra-thick-cut, pepper-crusted smoked pork chops are to die for.Where does franklins rate on the scale of bbq awesomeness?
I just had some korean bbq, but that would not stop me from laying into pepper-crusted smoked pork chop, that sounds amazing
franklins is legit, but if you are in Austin then do yourself a favor and drive 30 minutes out to Lockhart.
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if you are in Austin then do yourself a favor and drive 30 minutes out to Lockhart.
Smitty's for the win! We evacuated to Lockhart for hurricane Rita, but sadly, they were closed. I'd love to get back and just spend a weekend eating barbecue in that town.
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How is El Real in Montrose?
Couldn't tell you. For really good Tex-Mex, I used to drive all the way down to Clear Lake to go to Hector's; it was a sad day when they closed (La Breasa was good, but not as good). I'm currently closer to Katy, where Tony's and (surprisingly) Jimmy Changa's are both somewhat acceptable, and they're a 10-minute drive instead of 45 minutes.
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Have you ever actually wang dang doodled all night long?
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Why do bad things happen to good peop... g!&&%@n it! I fell again!
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Hello Kirth,
So tells us about yourself...
What are your favorite movies?
What are your favorite books?
What are your favorite TV shows?
What are some of the RPGs you play?
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Do you really look like a drunk Satyr?
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Have you ever been to the Norskie Nook? (Its close to Eau Claire, but recently opened a second one by Sun Prairie).
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How much did you pay Tacticslion to favorite your whole thread?
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How much did you pay Tacticslion to favorite your whole thread?
What, you hadn't heard? Tacticslion favorites everything^*
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What game?Dear Kirth,
Do you even play this game?
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You even PF bruh?
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Have you ever actually wang dang doodled all night long?
Every time Koko Taylor sings that song, in fact. (I'm sorry to say that I've also Wang Chunged tonight.)
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What are your favorite movies?
The Maltese Falcon, Last of the Mohicans, The Naked Gun, Taking Care of Business, the original (1973) Gone in 60 Seconds, Vanishing Point, Mad Max 1-4 (excluding #3), Red Riding, Bachelor Party, Caddyshack, Debbie Does Dallas.
What are your favorite books?
Anything by Jack Vance, Dashiell Hammett, Roger Zelazny, Robert B. Parker, John D. MacDonald. Clifford Simak's The Goblin Reservation, Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, Castenada's The Teachings of Don Juan, Melville's Moby-Dick, Poul Anderson's Three Hearts and Three Lions and Operation Chaos, Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.
What are your favorite TV shows?
The Wire, Season 1 of True Detective, My Name is Earl, Police Squad!, the old (1960s) Mission: Impossible and Outer Limits.
What are some of the RPGs you play?
Currently, just "Kirthfinder" (which I actually named the Superior Hybrid Interactive Tabletop game and referred to by acronym, but no one else liked that). In the past, OD&D, 1e, 2e, 3.5e, Pathfinder, James Bond 007, Traveller, Gamma World, Boot Hill, Amber Diceless.
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No one asked about music, but I'll volunteer that I pretty much just listen to the Blues, although I do have a soft spot for Iron Maiden and NWA, and, when I'm drunk, Irish folk songs.