My Imagination.
Stuff under the water. Which is awkward, because I love swimming.
Heights and immobility.
My reflection in the mirror, luckily, as a vampire this isn't really a problem anymore.
Women
Well, it's not mint, that would be silly!
Water.
DUSTY HANDS.
Gargamel.
I am your worst nightmare. I am
Disco.
Oh ya, you bet'cha me and Vern went down to dat dare Rawchester for da fish fry. Well Vern had a burger don't'cha know, but Vern was always kinda an odd duck you bet'cha. What were we talking about? Oh, right! I like pickles, gherkins all da way, you bet'cha there!
Stuff under the water. Which is awkward, because I love swimming.When you swim, are you scared of yourself?
Don't be silly. Imagine swimming along, and suddenly something brushes against your leg, and you have a feeling it's something quite large...
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Both Trump and Clinton win the primaries.
Dead People.
Myself.
Finding out that I was right.
an empty trough
Toilet paper.
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an empty trough
Who's fault is that? I took you to a full trough earlier and you didn't drink anything.
I'm sorry I knocked it over, but I wasn't thirsty then anyway I promise!
Never being able to roll dice again...
...
Well, that one's a tie actually. Right up there with:
The voices in my head going silent one day...
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I fear nothing, but I f!~$ing hate Deathclaws.
Death not leading to oblivion.
I fear nothing, but I f#+&ing hate Deathclaws.
You think they're bad, just hope you never meet a Deathjaw. They can only be stopped by an 11mm to the eye.
I fear nothing, but I f+~~ing hate Deathclaws.
Hate is just fear being expressed with aggression.
Not when I have Annabelle and a Fatman, fear only gets you killed in the wastes, aggression allows you to live!!.
Being devoured alive by... well, anything.
OPRAH!!!
The point in my life when I realize the gradual degradation of my mind and body is not so slow or gradual any more.
The point in my life when I realize the gradual degradation of my mind and body is not so slow or gradual any more.
Just take 10 Aleve a day... (NSFW language)
Mirrors in the dark.
Not mirrors, mirrors are fine.
Not the dark, the dark is lovely.
But mirrors in the dark...
Vorpal bunnies! "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!"
God and reincarnation.
God insisted I live this gosh awful life because I committed suicide a bunch of times, and I was an atheist some of those times. Really, I am so afraid of another life in "reality". I think I've been in hell and they kicked me out or something.