Spam Wars 2: The Spammers Strike Back

[Sethvir]

Ashley Kaprielian wrote:

Jiggy wrote:

You know, in Hawaii, Spam is totally legit, perhaps even a delicacy. It's used even in kinda fancy dishes.

True facts.

McDonalds even has a SPAM breakfast plate (I would go with the Portuguese Sausage and Rice plate myself, but to each their own).

Liz Courts wrote:

Spam musubi is delightful, and I will have Stern Words with those who say otherwise.

There are no words, only fire.

Wait, I can get a linguica and rice plate at McDonald's? Where? Apparently I haven't been living right that I don't know about this.

Edit: And now I do. Hawaii. Geez I love the internet. Although outside of Sacramento at a little pizza joint, I was able to order it on a pizza.

[John Woodford]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Especially with just a little sriracha... Om nom nom. Making me hungry. Also, hopefully this rearming of the spam artifacts will work correctly this evenening. =)

We're all crossing our fingers.

[UnArcaneElection]

Paul Ryan wrote:

I'd skip that meal - they're unfit for human consumption, and have too great a chance of causing food poisoning.

Also, recent scientific research has indicated that they're likely to be carcinogenic. (And even before that, we already knew that spammers are metastatic . . . .)

[John Kretzer]

Well it looks like it starting again...I flagged one in the usual place.

Hopefully tomorrow will be...

Spam Wars 3: The Return of the Moderators...

[Unimportant]

John Kretzer wrote:

Well it looks like it starting again...

STAND TO YOUR POSTS, AND HOLD THE LINE

[Kalindlara]

General Discussion is infected.

[Lissa Guillet]

Grrrr.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

{desperately attempts to lift Mew-Mew the Banhammer, Smasher of the Spamheim... fails} Still... not... worthy...

[Kalindlara]

Symptoms have receded for the moment.

[Captain Phoenix]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

{desperately attempts to lift Mew-Mew the Banhammer, Smasher of the Spamheim... fails} Still... not... worthy...

LOLZ.

I flagged several.

[Aberzombie]

Wow! That's a lot more spam. I'll have to close up that section for now.

[Alanya]

I'd forgotten how annoying it is to wake up to a wall of spam on the boards. At least today is not as bad as yesterday!

[Aberzombie]

The little "collapse this section" arrows are your friend.

[Jeff Harris 982]

nummmy, moco loco and the smell of cordite in the morning, must be spammer hunting time!

[Lissa Guillet]

Mmmmmm. Moco Loco. You guys are bringing the Hawaiian food stuffs on a regular basis and making me super hungry. =P

[Liz Courts]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Mmmmmm. Moco Loco. You guys are bringing the Hawaiian food stuffs on a regular basis and making me super hungry. =P

Kahlua pork hash.

[captain yesterday]

I might've stopped at Kahlua, maybe add some coke:-D

[Aberzombie]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Mmmmmm. Moco Loco. You guys are bringing the Hawaiian food stuffs on a regular basis and making me super hungry. =P

I miss Hawaii....

[Chemlak]

Aberzombie wrote:

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Mmmmmm. Moco Loco. You guys are bringing the Hawaiian food stuffs on a regular basis and making me super hungry. =P

I miss Hawaii....

But your aim is improving?

[Aberzombie]

Chemlak wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Mmmmmm. Moco Loco. You guys are bringing the Hawaiian food stuffs on a regular basis and making me super hungry. =P

I miss Hawaii....

But your aim is improving?

I wish. Then I could be relaxing on the beach again (or, at least, at the hotel bar right on the beach)......

[Lissa Guillet]

Looks like mystic artifacts are back online and striking spammers. =D

[John Woodford]

There are a few new ones in General Discussion.

[Zmar]

New ones flagged you wanted to say, didn't you? :D

[Alanya]

Spammers! They've changed tactics, or is this a new threat? Help us Paizo, you're our only hope!

[Dragoncat]

And they outright ADMIT that they produce fake passports, IDs, and the like?

I think this proves that to be a spammer, you need to dump Intelligence at character creation.

[Drejk]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

Looks like mystic artifacts are back online and striking spammers. =D

They have adapted...

I am pretty sure it would make a great tag line.

For a horror...

[GM_Beernorg]

I came here to do two things, drink beer and tag spammers, and it looks like I am all out of beer.

[Sethvir]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

I came here to do two things, drink beer and tag spammers, and it looks like I am all out of beer.

Funny. My problem is that I'm all out of gum.

They are going to town today in the General Forum and I haven't got the time to tag them today.

[sable]

Well, I've gotten my exercise in today.

[Jiggy]

I really appreciate the hard work of the staff in deleting the spam posts (and the users for flagging them, for that matter), but I'm still left wondering whether "shut down the site every morning for cleanup" is really a sustainable anti-spam strategy. I hope some new secret mystic artifacts are being developed.

[Orthos]

Oh, so that's what that was.

[Jiggy]

Well, that's my own inference. Just noticed a correlation between the spam and site outages is all.

[Chris Lambertz]

Jiggy, it's just a coincidence. These folks aren't bringing down the site.

[GM_Beernorg]

All I can say is good luck Chris! I will keep flagging long you folks need.

[Jiggy]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Jiggy, it's just a coincidence. These folks aren't bringing down the site.

That's just what they want you to think!!!

[William Ronald]

I was able to flag several spammers, but I am going to bed soon.

Can someone take the night shift here (it is evening in the U.S. now or very early morning).

[John Kretzer]

I am flagging away...I noticed a change in their posting habits...

They start of the post with what appears to be random letters...than change it to their usual scripts.

I don't know if it means anything.

[Alanya]

Ugh. You have to go back 3 pages in General Discussion before you get to regular threads (I'm sure it'll be more before anyone at Paizo wakes up at the rate these guys are going). And they've started double posting again, which means they found a way around that. I flagged some, but now I need to get to work. Ugh. :(

[The Fiend Fantastic]

By Asmodeus' goatee, the front page of General Discussion is flooded.

Guess i'll be flagging some for now.

[Lissa Guillet]

Awfully bloody work for a vacation day; on a saturday no less. Interesting new tactic. We'll have to modify the arsonal.

[Kalindlara]

Lissa Guillet wrote:

arsonal

I must steal this word. ^_^

[Lissa Guillet]

It... did come out a rather apt misspelling. Too tired. Must sleep.

[Kalindlara]

I thought it was intentional...

But, do get some rest. The forums will survive a little while. ^_^

[Sethvir]

Flagged the latest half dozen from the last hour and 15 minutes or so.

[Aberzombie]

Spam? What spam?

[Sethvir]

This spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Alanya]

There's one in PFS General Discussion that's been hanging out for over 7 hours now.
Get 'em!

[Aberzombie]

I noticed a new one. Not even 30 minutes old.

[Spiral_Ninja]

Fake ID dude in Off-Topic

[Drejk]

I just noticed some disturbing spam-related thing and send the details to [e-mail]