Battle of the Shapeshifters (the Game)


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Rules of the game are simple. Look at the most recent post, and announce what form you shapeshift into to defeat whatever thing the previous poster had shapeshifted into. Let's go!

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I am a man.

I shapeshift into a banana peel, causing the man to fall over!


I shapeshift into a goat, and eat the banana peel.


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Poog shapeshift into GoatToucher and fondle & grope goat alot, goat dies of heart attack.

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I shapeshift into a gorgon and turn GoatToucher to cold, grey, unmoving and blessedly clean, stone.


I shapeshift into a stone golem. Can't turn to rock what already is rock!

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I shapeshift into a horta delver and devour the delicious, delicious rock!


I shapeshift into a small space and shame the 3.5 delver for lacking the compression ability.


I shapeshift into a mouse, and make the small space a home.

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I shapeshift into a miniature white hole and fill the small space up with matter and energy.

Then I shapeshift into a pirate cat and do all kinds of nasty, pointy things to the ninja mouse.


I shape shift into a 30th level 10th tier mythic wizard. I unmake reality and remake without the pirate cat.


I shapeshift into an illegible spellbook, rendering the wizard incapable of casting spells.

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I shapeshift into Leonardo da Vinci, and learn to read that book like it's Fun with Dick and Jane.


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I shapeshift into Dan Brown, and become a bestselling novelist by mangling interpretations of Da Vinci's work past all recognition.


I shapeshift into a writer's block, the bane of all authors.

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I shapeshift into a 5-lb. bag of socks, and systematically stuff my contents into the mouths of all nearby small-minded critics, incompetent creative writing instructors, and MBAs so that they can do no more harm to gifted imaginations.


I shapeshift into a pair of sandals. Anyone who wears socks with me will be declared socially dead.


I turn into a muddy field, and swallow the sandals.

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I shapeshift into the sun, and bake all the moisture out of the mud.


I shapeshift into the Moon, which steals sunlight to become supreme overlord of the night.

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I shapeshift into Chairface Chippendale, and inscribe my name on the moon as I monologue in the rich baritone of Tony Jay! HUA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!!!


I shapeshift into a malfunctioning recording equipment, which means no one will ever hear the actual monologue you made.


I shapeshift into a megaphone, a simple amplifier that can't malfunction.

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I shapeshift into a bowling ball and ram myself down the megaphone.


I shapeshift into Munson and send the bowling ball down the lane...STRIKE!


I shapeshift into improperly-sized bowling shoes, throwing off your game just enough to deny you victory.

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I shapeshift into a Japanese house. Shoes cannot enter.


I shapeshift into a match. 'Nuff said.

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I shapeshift into a mismatch. CONFUSION ENSUES!


I shape shift in a binary super computer, confusion now re-forged into order.


I shapeshift into a mouse, and easily reprogram the computer to self-destruct.


I shape shift into a cat. I then eat the mouse.

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I shapeshift into a box filled with water. The cat is utterly flummoxed.


I shapeshift into a hot day, evaporating the water.


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I shapeshift into a weather forecast for a hot day, thus preventing a hot day.

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I shapeshift into a BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN!, interrupting the weather forecast.


I shapeshift into an apathetic tv watcher, who changes the channel.


I shape shift into a remote just out of reach.

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I shapeshift into a 1990s TV that doesn't need a godsdamned remote.


I shapeshift into a 70's era TV tray, which buckles under the weight of the 90's TV, smashing it.


I shapeshift into a luddite, and destroy all TVs and TV trays.

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I shapeshift into the starship Enterprise, and show the Luddite the error of his ways.


I shapeshift into a kender, and force the starship Enterprise to admit that not all cultures are worthy of respect and tolerance in Starfleet. Its entire purpose having been proven to be a quest of contradictions, I then accidentally blow it up by WHACKY SHENANIGANS.

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I shapeshift into a Bag of Holding. The kender crawls inside and is never seen again.


I shapeshift into a Portable Hole, and put myself inside the Bag of Holding.


I shapeshift into supernatural superglue, sticking the hole to one surface and insuring that is not portable.


I shape shift into universal solvent.

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I shapeshift into a blue dragon and turn the solvent to sand. TO SAAAAAND!!!


I shapeshift into a Red Dragon. The red ones go faster, after all.


I shapeshift into a gold dragon and make you feel inadequate until you slink away.


I shapeshift into a swarm of rust monsters, which eats your hoard.

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