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I feel there is a distinct NEED for this thread on Paizo!
Let me start off with my epic semi-trusies-to-completely-trusies trollolo rant!
First off, let's talk about mead, the FINEST ambrosia of a drink to ever caress a person's taste buds! HOW can people get by WITHOUT mead in their lives! And no, American mead does not count because it is an ABOMINATION compared to the real taste of sweet, heavenly mead! And the alcohol content of this unholy mead-substitute? Abysmal! You might as well drink water or perhaps goat p!$$, because that's about all you're getting out of it! Put some CHEST ON YOUR CHEST and drink REAL NORSE MEAD!!!
Marvel's Thor series is so cool, but SO WRONG! Loki is not the Satan of Norse Mythology! He is the shunned and exiled trickster, much like the Native American's Coyote. The only reason he was imprisoned is because he went too far with one of his pranks, which led to a demise of another divine entity. I love Marvel, but that depiction of Loki was very BLEGH!
Sea reavers were awesome! They were the pirates before pirates became known and get NO credit for it! Sure, Jack Sparrow was awesome in Pirates of the Caribbean and yes, Davy Jones was a beast in battle, but you know what? Old Olaf didn't need no fancy Calypso transformation or mad luck, because all he had to do was rage and swing an axe clear through his foes! Get your facts straight folks, THESE were the original pirates and they didn't take any S&!# from anyone!
And finally, to conclude the first segment of this salty rant, let's talk about real salt. You know who were dirty scoundrels who salted people's land instead of taking it over like real men? THE ROMANS! NaCl was the tools of fascists and corrupt bureaucrats back in the day! You heard it here first, folks! Forget your fancy history lessons, because they glorify the Roman Empire, whose negative contributions to society still go unnoticed. I mean come on, they gave OUR CURRENT SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT (U.S. anyway!), for pity's sake! That should be enough to make you hate Rome right there! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! DOWN WITH THE TOGA-WEARING FASCISTS!!!
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Hel yes!!!!
I can't think of anything snappy to say at the moment, so I'll just copypaste my rant about Order of the Stick 946 which I just read a moment ago and I'm still upset about for a variety of reasons, some of which are relevant
She did gave a nazi a nasty case of kidneystones for me when I asked her to punish the ones who harassed me and their comrades in níþ, after all!
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Fenrir was chained to a rock until the end of the world.
Of COURSE he's voting for the end of the world!
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Fenrir was chained to a rock until the end of the world.
Of COURSE he's voting for the end of the world!
Now unsure whether I want to put Deez Nuts or Ragna rök on my 2016 ballot.
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Now unsure whether I want to put Deez Nuts or Ragna rök on my 2016 ballot.Fenrir was chained to a rock until the end of the world.
Of COURSE he's voting for the end of the world!
I sure as hells know I'm voting for the Fimbulwinter party.
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I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!
On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!
Vien does not speak for her player in preference of cold over heat. Just FYI.
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I sure as hells know I'm voting for the Fimbulwinter party.Now unsure whether I want to put Deez Nuts or Ragna rök on my 2016 ballot.Fenrir was chained to a rock until the end of the world.
Of COURSE he's voting for the end of the world!
YES!
Vien does not speak for her player in preference of cold over heat. Just FYI.
vien, drop that zero, get with the hero!
Vien does not speak for her player in preference of cold over heat. Just FYI.vien, drop that zero, get with the hero!
Why would I want to be with a hero? Have you seen the people who call themselves heroes?
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I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!
On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!
I actually prefer warmth to cold. humidity not so much.
I'm weird, I know.
But at least it makes me well equipped physiologically to plant swords in roman skulls down in that sweaty mediterranean climate.
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I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!
On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!
I actually prefer warmth to cold. humidity not so much.
I'm weird, I know.
Yeah this is my preference as well. I loved the eight years I lived in Arizona.
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Weirdos.
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I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!
On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!
That'll get you chucked out of the Varangian Guard, matey. No armfuls of treasure for you!
That'll get you chucked out of the Varangian Guard, matey. No armfuls of treasure for you!I would happily vote for the Fimbulvintr Party in the next presidential elections if it means GETTING RID OF ALL THIS HEAT AND MOISTURE! Ejrik cannot smash these things, which makes Ejrik ANGRY!!! ARGHABLARGH!!!
On a related note, Ejrik CAN smack Romans around with an axe, so HIGHBROW, LOWLANDERS!!!
Pah! Those Varangians are all sellouts. Trading with Byzantium is fine, Hel, even moving in sounds like fun, but working for their state is taking things too far!
(I admit, I would like to visit the Hagia Sophia, it sounds like a pretty building. Maybe I'll even leave a little note that I was there!)
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First off, let's talk about mead, the FINEST ambrosia of a drink to ever caress a person's taste buds! HOW can people get by WITHOUT mead in their lives! And no, American mead does not count because it is an ABOMINATION compared to the real taste of sweet, heavenly mead! And the alcohol content of this unholy mead-substitute? Abysmal! You might as well drink water or perhaps goat p!$$, because that's about all you're getting out of it! Put some CHEST ON YOUR CHEST and drink REAL NORSE MEAD!!!
The only thing better than real Norse Mead is real Dwarven Mead! Which you can read about here.