Items Seen List: Season 9 Edition

[william collins]

Eric Morton wrote:

I'd say I like the ocean-themed item, but that's too Pacific.

I had an ocean you'd say that.

[william collins]

I could sea where you're coming from

[william collins]

But it's all water under the bridge now

[Tripp Elliott]

Please, stop the bad puns, no moray!

[william collins]

I'm satisfied, but eel take more convincing

[137ben]

Meh, the even better than the good item was so much better than the good item. Although, the Handbasket of Helena was pretty good, too.

[Jason Rice]

Tripp Elliott wrote:

Please, stop the bad puns, no moray!

I see what you did there. You did it on porpoise.

[Flanwaw]

I think it's time to burn the thread down. There's no curing a pun plague this bad.

[Isaac Volynskiy]

I reef this topic unattended for one day, and this is how you repay me. Perhaps it's time to coral y'all.

[Covent]

Come on guys these puns are dead don't you sea?

[Jason Rice]

Eric Morton wrote:

I'd say I like the ocean-themed item, but that's too Pacific.

I blame him ^^. He's the instigator.

Jason sneaks out the back door.

[Dana Huber]

Well, I'd like to contribute, but currently my hands are tide.

[Felix01]

I dunno guys, some of you seem like you're really fishing here, I think it's time we were fin-ished with this flood of puns.

[Chris Shaeffer]

I thought that the number of items had been reduced again, but then I realized it was nautical.

[Dana Huber]

Chris Shaeffer wrote:

I thought that the number of items had been reduced again, but then I realized it was nautical.

*groan*

I think we've plumbed the depths, guys. These puns are making me eel.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Just coral them all up and sink them into an Abyss.

[TetsujinOni]

Have to stick a post in the ground to see my voting titles, I suppose...

wow, I feel like I've been trawling through the bottom of the barrel on my votes today. Lots of stuff I want to rank near the bottom of my chain that I can't fast track as far down as my opinion ranks them....

[Wren Brown]

This thread is being drowned in a flood of terrible puns!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Hunker down. This is only the first wave.

[Oceanshieldwolf]

Water you oar'l worried aboat?

[Jacob W. Michaels]

I really hope this thread is a fluke and not the way the whole contest is going to go.

[Wolin]

You don't like puns? Don't be a wet blanket. We haven't yet sunk to the depths yet.

[Tripp Elliott]

Try as I might, "Portuguese man-o-war" just doesn't lend itself to a pun very whale.

[Wolin]

Don't use Portuguese, use Spanish, main.

Pirates sort of count, right? Or maybe that was a Titanic error.

[Papasteve08]

This thread has gotten amazing over night. I can't wait to sea what else you come up with.

[JJ Jordan]

Posters in this thread are having such a maritime.

*sigh* I tried

[Feros]

Yeah, this whole thread has started to flounder.

[Template Fu]

It's a good plaice to shoal together and school each other. I'm having a whale of a time!

[Kim Frandsen]

I can't fathom any of this....

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Curtisin wrote:

I can't fathom any of this....

Stick to the school and we'll help you navigate these dangerous waters!

[Tripp Elliott]

That's deep

[Kim Frandsen]

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

Curtisin wrote:

I can't fathom any of this....

Stick to the school and we'll help you navigate these dangerous waters!

We'll sea...

[Covent]

I'm here to give you all One-Piece of my mind! Stop this non-seance immediately.

[JJ Jordan]

Covent wrote:

I'm here to give you all One-Piece of my mind! Stop this non-seance immediately.

This is getting out of sand.

[Jason Dandy]

Sea,weed can't have nice things because of sons of beaches like you!

[Flanwaw]

Can I put my burning the thread down idea back on the table? Because I can't sea an end to this.

.... NOOOOOOO!

[International Pun Registration]

All these bad puns have created a great quantity of work four us. We cannot weight to sea what else you come up with.

[Belabras]

Seriously, you've got to coral this behavior. It's un-sea-mly.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I just saw another item not (marked as) seen since the first Cull!

(Sorry for the C-C-C-Combo-Breaker.)

[Feros]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I just saw another item not (marked as) seen since the first Cull!

(Sorry for the C-C-C-Combo-Breaker.)

And with that, the tide has changed...

[Le Petite Mort]

Reddit is leaking.

[JJ Jordan]

You guys are kraken me up.

[Tripp Elliott]

Ok folks, I need to retuna to voting.

[Papasteve08]

Gah! Its like you guys are doing this on porpoise just to kelp it going!

WILL IT EVER END??

[He'sDeadJim]

Sounds like the tide is against you!
;-)

[Feros]

Papasteve08 wrote:

Gah! Its like you guys are doing this on porpoise just to kelp it going!

WILL IT EVER END??

Well, according to Stein's Law anything that can't go on forever must eventually stop. So yes, it will eventually end. Until then no puns would mean you are going against the current.

[Jason Rice]

This current thread is making me so happy! I just hope its not taking atoll on anyone's patience.

I tried to stop, I did!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Oh, come on, some of these puns bayrely even make sense! Some of you are just coasting. It's abyssmal.

[Evigail 'Seaweed' Brandiday]

Jason Dandy wrote:

Sea,weed can't have nice things because of sons of beaches like you!

Leave my parents out of this. They aren't pirates.

Well, not anymore."