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I am a Master of Pugwampi in that I am in charge. As much as being in charge an individual can be with gremlins. :/
Also...
I am also a Pugwampi Master! I know the ancient secrets of mayhem and violent humour derived from the ancient teachings of St. Larry, St. Curly, and—of course—the illustrious St. Moe.
Eye Poke On! Head Slap Off!
I see the gremlins are back, so it must be amateur hour!
What's your favourite kind of dessert?
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What's your favourite class & archetype?Barbarian.
Hmm, I dunno, maybe the Tortured Crusader Archetype for Paladins?
Hey, I know that paladin!
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Okay, here's a question for you.
What boss monster from the Dark Souls series would you most like to have sex with, and why?
Oh, and if your answer is Priscilla (too easy/obvious), then you need to list your top two.
This question inspired by an old friend of mine and her very strange Demon Souls-Pathfinder game.
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Pri-
*closes mouth*
Quelaag and Najka, I'd find a way to make it work.
Oooo...
I actually saw a really cute comic about Quelaag and Najka. I can't find the link offhand, but it involved Quelaag getting a phone call from Fromsoft about coming back to work for them again. So she unzips her Spider Body, walks over, and puts on the Scorpion body.
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Dawwww.
Wait, here, I found it.
NSFW
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/855d34d31e9b13aa9f15a531dbcf642e868630267264a4 7c8dc7f73a235d6486_1.jpg
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{staggers in, still smoldering in several patches} If it's called black ice, why does it burn you? {faints}
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Will it never end?
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For the record, Hunt, it was worth a shot.
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Ooh, icepicks! We have those! We use them for under people's toenai...
...stuff.
<.<
>.>
DID SOMEONE SAY FIREWALL?! THOSE ARE THE BEST KINDS OF WALLS!
Yes, yes they are.
...but how exactly do you make one out of ICE?!?!?
That just seems counterintuitive.
The procedure is in code?
Quick, somebody get a hobgoblin to read it and break the code!
I mean, who cares if they have words stripped from their minds anyway?
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Unsure where to post this...idea—yeah, let's call it that—but talks of gnomes in the Adventurer's Armory 2 discussion, plus a whip-wielding feat that Owen Stephens came up with, plus memories of a very silly 1st Ed. module produced...this...
Indijanner Gnome
Male traveler gnome bard (archaeologist) 10/gunslinger (pistolero) 1
CG Small humanoid (gnome)
Init +4; Senses low-light vision; Perception +12
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Defense
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AC 21, touch 17, flat-footed 17 (+4 armor, +2 deflection, +4 Dex, +1 size)
hp 87 (11 HD; 10d8+1d10+33)
Fort +7, Ref +14, Will +8; +2 bonus vs. [language-dependant], glyph, symbol or writing-related spells, +2 bonus vs. fear and despair
Defensive Abilities evasion, trap sense +3, uncanny dodge
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Offense
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Speed 20 ft.
Melee +2 confounding whip +16/+11 (1d2+3)
Ranged gun +14 (1d6+1/×4)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft. (10 ft. with +2 confounding whip)
Special Attacks archaeologist's luck 6 rounds/day (+2), deeds (gunslinger's dodge, quick clear, up close and deadly +1d6), grit (1)
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 11th; concentration +13)
. . 1/day—arcane mark, comprehend languages, message, read magic
Bard (Archaeologist) Spells Known (CL 10th; concentration +12)
. . 4th (1/day)—cure critical wounds, treasure stitching[APG] (DC 16)
. . 3rd (3/day)—glibness, haste, instant fake[UI] (DC 15), trade items[UI] (DC 15)
. . 2nd (5/day)—cat's grace, delay poison, fox's cunning, revelation, tongues
. . 1st (6/day)—cure light wounds, decrepit disguise[OA] (DC 13), detect secret doors, expeditious retreat, identify
. . 0 (at will)—detect magic, flare (DC 12), know direction, mage hand, open/close (DC 12), prestidigitation
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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 16, Wis 12, Cha 15
Base Atk +8; CMB +8; CMD 24
Feats Exotic Weapon Proficiency (whip), Greater Whip Mastery[UC], Gunsmithing[UC], Improved Whip Mastery[UC], Toughness, Weapon Finesse, Weapon Focus (whip), Whip Mastery[UC]
Traits criminal, deft dodger, trap finder
Skills Acrobatics +18 (+14 to jump), Appraise +17, Bluff +6, Climb +15, Diplomacy +2 (+0 vs. Creatures that threaten, accuse, or challenge you and haven't apologized), Disable Device +22, Disguise +16, Escape Artist +18, Intimidate +6, Knowledge (arcana) +12, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +24, Knowledge (engineering) +14, Knowledge (geography) +14, Knowledge (history) +22, Knowledge (local) +12, Knowledge (nature) +12, Knowledge (nobility) +14, Knowledge (planes) +12, Knowledge (religion) +12, Linguistics +11, Perception +12, Profession (teacher) +11, Ride +10, Sense Motive +5 (+3 vs. Creatures that threaten, accuse, or challenge you and haven't apologized), Sleight of Hand +12, Stealth +15, Survival +6, Swim +10, Use Magic Device +7; Racial Modifiers +2 Perception
Languages Ancient Osiriani, Azlanti, Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Elven, Gnome, Jistka, Osiriani, Sylvan, Thassilonian
SQ bardic knowledge +5, clever explorer +5, eternal hope[APG], gunsmith, hero points, jack-of-all-trades, lore master 1/day, magical linguist[APG], pride, rogue talents (combat trick, expert cipher)
Other Gear +2 comfort leather armor, +2 confounding whip, gun[UC], black powder[UC] (24), bullet[UC] (24), belt of physical might +4 (Dex, Con), hat of disguise, ring of protection +2, belt pouch, everburning torch, hip flask[UE], masterwork backpack[APG], matchbox (worth 1 gp, 0.5 lb), powder horn[UC], silk rope (50 ft.), tindertwig (20), wallet (worth 10 gp, 0.5 lb), embroidered cloth, 10 ft. square (worth 100 gp, 5 lb), emerald (worth 250 gp, 0.1 lb), ruby (worth 300 gp, 0.1 lb), sapphire (worth 275 gp, 0.1 lb), 44 gp
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So Rysky, since you are resident succubi expert, I guess that makes you also the resident love expert, so I'll have to ask your counsel on this... Issue? Not sure what the heck it is. (to be honest, I just want to share the tale since I find it hilarious)
I'd love to babble and tell the whole story in long detail, but I feel like I'm boring storyteller so trying to keep it short: So I run couple of high level modules(keeping them unnamed here to avoid spoilering people, but its not hard to guess which two I'm referring to) as side story to my RotR's group's back up characters after they made cameo as goldfishes in runeforge. They end up as group of high level air pirates nobody has ever heard of.
Yeah, this silliest party I've ever run game for, nobody was serious with back up characters they created back during book 2 :D Anyway, crew's captain is tengu swashbuckler who tries to recruit pretty much every friendly npc into the crew. So when they rescue female gold dragon in first module and rolls absurdly well to make her helpful and tries to recruit her I'm like "Well, hmm, she feels shameful about needing to be rescued since dragon pride, but he did roll really well... Welp, shes a tsundere now"
And no, recruiting gold dragon into pirate crew by accidentally seducing her isn't the punchline. This is the punchline:
In the second module, group runs into cursed female ancient white dragon who asks them bribe and promise to get rid of her curse to let them pass.
Tengu Captain: "Guys, I got this, I'm good with dragons.*to the dragon* Heyyyyyyy". He rolled natural 20 with result being +60 because of buffs.
So my question to you is, how the hell does that work anyway, white dragons don't even have change shape ability? xD And yes, this is the short version of the story. Not the shortest version but yeah.
Stepladders?
Enlarge Person?
Bigby's Expanding [redacted]?
Hey Rysky,
It's been a while.
Since mention of succubi came up again, i'd like to ask.
What would you think would be most believable disguises for a succubus, to get close to a PC, without causing suspicion?
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That's because we all use Grav Vehicles here. :)Sorry for derailing your thread Forgiving and Charitable Mistress....but I have to know.I'm not sure this thread has ever been railed. Properly, anyway.
Methinks Mr. Napier is unaware of one of the definitions of "railed."
There is a really filthy filk to be made of The Simpsons "Monorail" song.
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So my question to you is, how the hell does that work anyway, white dragons don't even have change shape ability? xD And yes, this is the short version of the story. Not the shortest version but yeah.
If memory serves, there is a 3.5e draconic feat that allowed dragons without change shape to basically alter self into a single unique humanoid form. I just skimmed through my copies of WotC's 3.5e Draconomicon and Dragons of Faerun though, and I don't see it in either one. I'm pretty sure I didn't hallucinate it.
Maybe let dragons without change shape pick up a special version of disguise self for a 1st-level spell, only with physical changes (polymorph) instead of it being an illusion?
In regards to the dalliances with dragons...
G.R.R.R.R.R. Martin is taking way too long to finish Dalliances with Dragons. ;)
What would you think would be most believable disguises for a succubus, to get close to a PC, without causing suspicion?
Firstly, don't have the succubi go full bombshell/sex goddess (or ultra stud); stick with a nice, girl-(or boy-)next-door look, and don't come off as too sugary sweet or innocent. Secondly, find a credible reason for her/him to be wearing a mundane disguise over the change shape when the PCs encounter her/him. When I GMed, once the players saw through the mundane disguise, they stopped bothering to double-check for a magical disguise/change shape... until they got wise to it.
Hey Rysky,
It's been a while.
Since mention of succubi came up again, i'd like to ask.
What would you think would be most believable disguises for a succubus, to get close to a PC, without causing suspicion?
Ooo I know...a internet message board poster...who pretends to be a succubus...
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>_>
<_<
{logs back in to Paizo servers} Just going to push Mistress' subscription order to the back of the queue again-
Hey! It's still at the regular spot! But I know I moved-
{squints at fuzzy screen... grudgingly puts on reading glasses} Ah, instead of her order, I must have mistakenly bumped the customer order just above hers.
So instead of delaying the order shipping to Rysky, I delayed the order shipping to R'lyeh. Huh. What's a R'lyeh? And what kind of idiot lives in the middle of the ocean?! Ha, oh well, eat that, loser R'lyeh! Rage and curse impotently at your misfortune; it's not like you can do anything to me. MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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< Hunt teasing Rysky >
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< Hunt teasing Rysky >
Ya think?
I'm having a really bad day Rysky. :(
Do you have any morale boosts?
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*hugs*I'm having a really bad day Rysky. :(
Do you have any morale boosts?
...
Does draining someone's energy boost their morale or yours?
;)