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Yeah....space that out....and eat something. lol


Rysky wrote:

Sure :3

Just don't drink that all once.

Goodness, no. Was planning on one tea brand a day, and a three hour break between the normal strength and the strong tea. But I appreciate the warning anyway. Thanks. :)


Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
Yeah....space that out....and eat something. lol

See above post. And yeah, only hardcore alkies drink without eating.


Rysky, any inspiration for words of consolation, in case a TPK happens, now that the lvl 1 party decides to attack the minotaur head on, while it is still in mint fighting condition?

Silver Crusade

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Did they try seducing it?


I suggest some sort of pun. maybe I guess that Minotaur put you guys out to pasture.

Or I guess you guys really stepped in that cow patty.


Nope, no seduction. All guy party and none speak giant.
It also believes them to be the enemy by default.

Whichever way, it's got beef with them.

Silver Crusade

The Minotaur could be gay or bi (and you didn't specify gender), but yeah the lack of language really bites there.

Hope everything goes okay!


First observation done.

Tea: Standard strength Lipton Green Tea

Control: Tastes like unsweetened Green Tea. Milder than the black (fermented) teas.

Rum: you feel the alcohol, but the Rum doesn't add much taste.

Amaretto: The taste of the alcohol is more pronounced, and adds a sweetness that the Rum does not.

Subjective opinion: The winner for this sample is the Amaretto.


I buy a lot of Twinings, but im in the midwest so like the options are pretty meh. A local store carries Republic of Tea

I havent tried all their stuff yet, but I enjoy their peach ginger tea an awful lot and the kiwi pear one is delightful as well, especially with a little agave or honey


Oh, and of course there was liable to be a rather ribald tea discussion. You have a Tian Samurai Pizza cat in attendance here. What else would we drink?


For the sake of scientific accuracy, I decided on the "standard" unflavored teas.


'Silence' wrote:
Oh, and of course there was liable to be a rather ribald tea discussion. You have a Tian Samurai Pizza cat in attendance here. What else would we drink?

Sake?


Dad never let me have any :( Said i was too rambunctious a spirit as it were to influence my mind and concious with alcohol. He then went on a hour long rant about how tea is better so . . .


Thbbbt! What a spoilsport. Every Samurai I know drinks Sake.


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Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?

Is that always your default strategy?


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?

There are other strategies?

Silver Crusade

Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?

What she said.


Rysky wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?
What she said.

I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...

Silver Crusade

Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?
What she said.
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...

Thats sounds like work.


Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.

With my face, it's easier than seduction.


Feeling tired, now. Good night, all.

Silver Crusade

Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.
With my face, it's easier than seduction.

Aww c'mon now, don't be so hard on yourself.


Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.
With my face, it's easier than seduction.
Aww c'mon now, don't be so hard on yourself.

Just sayin'. "Wait, sneak, cut," is a lot less work than "speak, get shot down, try again, get shot down..."

Silver Crusade

Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.
With my face, it's easier than seduction.
Aww c'mon now, don't be so hard on yourself.
Just sayin'. "Wait, sneak, cut," is a lot less work than "speak, get shot down, try again, get shot down..."

Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.


Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?
What she said.
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...

I had a character who would seduce...tire out...than slit it's throat...well she did it once.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Did they try seducing it?
Is that always your default strategy?
There are other strategies?
What she said.
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
I had a character who would seduce...tire out...than slit it's throat...well she did it once.

That was an option in Fallout New Vegas. Of course you also had the option to say f!*& it and go back to sleep.


Rysky wrote:
Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."


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Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.


Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Temple of Calistria. Problem solved.

Their services aren't free.

"Scumbag for hire," not "scumbag who hires other people."

Step this way and view my very very special caryatid pillars (nb: not a euphemism. This time)

Alternatively, take a level or two in Arcane [redacted]ster and learn the super-duper spell Bigby's Hairy Palm, by my Royal Command!


Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.

Yes, and none of them cover my rent! I expect to get PAID for my ability to murder things in their sleep!


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Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:

raises eyebrow

There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.

Yes, and none of them cover my rent! I expect to get PAID for my ability to murder things in their sleep!

Oh, I'm certain that we can find a position for you... one that satisfies your needs.

smiles chaotic neutrally

You see, what with all the whips and tight corsets, everyone always forgets that Calistria is the goddess of Revenge. And in that business, nobody cares what your face looks like. If you have any past convictions, set them aside - you'll have to be flexible for this position.

So if you'll be my wasp, I'll make sure your hive is paid for... and you'll have plenty of honey as well.

Give it some thought. I can wait.


OK, time out on the field...

Boss, when the heck did this thread become a recruitment forum for sleazy assassins?


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Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:
raises eyebrow There's more methods of payment than mere money, my dear.
Perelir of the Winter Council wrote:

Oh, I'm certain that we can find a position for you... one that satisfies your needs.

smiles chaotic neutrally

{inside of eyeballs steam up} Oh my! {sits in bucket of ice to cool off}


Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire wrote:
I'm always partial to the ol' "wait until it goes to sleep, then slit its throat" approach, myself...
Thats sounds like work.
With my face, it's easier than seduction.
Aww c'mon now, don't be so hard on yourself.
Just sayin'. "Wait, sneak, cut," is a lot less work than "speak, get shot down, try again, get shot down..."

And that is how the engagement bag custom came about. Yes. Consent not necessary.

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

OK, time out on the field...

Boss, when the heck did this thread become a recruitment forum for sleazy assassins?

*shrugs*

They just kinda showed up, but they're such nice fixtures.


Depends on what kind of sleazy doesn't it?

Silver Crusade

*scratches head*

*shrugs*


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*Sneaks silently into thread*
*Vigorously shakes ethereal bosoms in front of Rysky*
*Waggles right eyebrow up and down*
*Awaits instruction*

Silver Crusade

Nice.

Go terrorize Wumpums and Hunt.


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Greetings oh wild and tempting Mistress,

How are you Doing?

Is there any movie, book, music, video game, and RPG book coming out that you are excited about?

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:

Greetings oh wild and tempting Mistress,

How are you Doing?

Is there any movie, book, music, video game, and RPG book coming out that you are excited about?

Okay, you?

Logan and a Cure for Wellness I really want to see.

I'm always excited for my Pathfinder stuff each month, something to look forward to.


Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Greetings oh wild and tempting Mistress,

How are you Doing?

Is there any movie, book, music, video game, and RPG book coming out that you are excited about?

Okay, you?

Logan and a Cure for Wellness I really want to see.

I'm always excited for my Pathfinder stuff each month, something to look forward to.

Doing Okay...my shoulder hurts. I think it is going to be a problem...

Cure of Wellness looks good. Especially since that kind of stuff is something a Order of Hellknight that I created would does trying to 'cure' chaos.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Greetings oh wild and tempting Mistress,

How are you Doing?

Is there any movie, book, music, video game, and RPG book coming out that you are excited about?

Okay, you?

Logan and a Cure for Wellness I really want to see.

I'm always excited for my Pathfinder stuff each month, something to look forward to.

Doing Okay...my shoulder hurts. I think it is going to be a problem...

Cure of Wellness looks good. Especially since that kind of stuff is something a Order of Hellknight that I created would does trying to 'cure' chaos.

*offers hugs*

And heh.


Rysky wrote:

Nice.

Go terrorize Wumpums and Hunt.

The scene: Wumpums and Hunt's delightful Woodland Chums style treetop cottage. After a hard day baking cupcakes and carving artisan contraceptive devices out of giant acorns, H & W are sitting down to relax when, to their surprise, a pair of ectoplasmic bazoomas materialise in space, closely followed by the rest of a svelte, black latex-clad figure, moving with a lithe and deadly grace.

Trying (and failing) to get the 'wampis to look her in the eye, she draws a Tactical Ninja Sword with a palpable air of shamefaced apology, scratches the phrase 'I AM THE GHOST-[REDACTED] KISSER' on the floor in Kanji characters and then disappears in a puff of smoke


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...

Where do I even begin?

*epic facepalm*

Silver Crusade

Master Pugwampi wrote:

...

Where do I even begin?

*epic facepalm*

From the beginning?


Best Ghost Boob Assassin story I ever heard!!!!

Edit: My autocorrect is such a prude it would not let me write Boob...instead it was Book. Sigh.

Silver Crusade

... a Ghost Book Assassin sounds cool.


Yeah! Whenever they actually would take someone out, you could say they threw the book at him!

>:D

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