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Limeylongears wrote:
45 quatloos says that the 'wampi goes down in the fifth. Pugwampi inherently skew the odds. It could be much faster or take centuries. No bet.
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Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
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John Kretzer wrote:
Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Not really, no.
*offers hugs*
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John Kretzer wrote:
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people? Being on fire at the same time?!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people? Being on fire at the same time?! At least you're warm and/or the fire is cuddling you.
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Give a person a cuddle, and they are warmed for the evening.
Teach a person to cuddle fire, and they are warmed for the rest of their life.
>_>
<_<
{when no one is looking, sekritly hugs Master Kretzer (without fire), runs off }
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What was the last, or maybe last 3, musicians/bands you've discovered as personal new ones to listen to?
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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
What was the last, or maybe last 3, musicians/bands you've discovered as personal new ones to listen to? *scratches head*
Um, Rob Bailey and The Hustle Standard, Nonpoint, and Machine Head (good workout music).
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{opens fresh* can of SQUAM , makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman }
(* fresh = less than two decades old.)
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{opens fresh* can of SQUAM , makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman }
(* fresh = less than two decades old.)
Did you bring enough for everyone?
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{opens fresh* can of SQUAM , makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman }
(* fresh = less than two decades old.)
With extra tentacles?
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Limeylongears wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{opens fresh* can of SQUAM , makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman }
(* fresh = less than two decades old.)
With extra tentacles? Yep! Plus ink sacks that have been puréed! :D
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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
{opens fresh* can of SQUAM , makes a pitcher of colortinis, and starts binging on new season of Pugjack Wampman }
(* fresh = less than two decades old.)
With extra tentacles? Yep! Plus ink sacks that have been puréed! :D Extra tentacles are always appreciated.
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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Not really, no.
*offers hugs*
What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O. ?
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Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Not really, no.
*offers hugs*
What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O. ? Make them suffer too!
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Rysky wrote:
Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Not really, no.
*offers hugs*
What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O. ? Make them suffer too! So... Counter B.O. with B.O.?
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Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Lemmy Z wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Hello Mistress Rysky,
Is there anything worse than feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people?
Not really, no.
*offers hugs*
What about feeling completely alone and isolated while being in a group of people... with B.O. ? Make them suffer too! So... Counter B.O. with B.O.? Oh, they're the ones with B.O.?
In that case you have a valid reason for leaving.
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Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?
If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?
If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?
Yes. Usually by running away.
Especially if you aim at the face.
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Maybe use an Axe-fueled flamethrower?
If you spray enough Febreze on a stinky person, will they disappear?
FLAMETHROWER FUELLED AXE.
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Mistress Rysky,
Should there be a pun corruption?
Ooh! Ooh! More like a pun purification!
A Punification , as it were!
After all, it is a kind of Pun ishment! :D
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Mistress Rysky,
Should there be a pun corruption?
It is infectious...
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Tacticslion wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! More like a pun purification!
A Punification , as it were!
After all, it is a kind of Pun ishment! :D
Out.
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Hah! The succubus hates it! The proof is in the pudding! Truly it's hallowed touch is too much for her corrupted flesh!
slipsoutofthreadquickly
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Tacticslion wrote:
Hah! The succubus hates it! The proof is in the pudding! Truly it's hallowed touch is too much for her corrupted flesh!
slipsoutofthreadquickly
No, I just have standards.
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Oh, don't be so pundantic.
...
...
...
...I'll see myself into the flagellation chamber.
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Dragoncat wrote:
Oh, don't be so pundantic.
...
...
...
...I'll see myself into the flagellation chamber.
-_-
You do that.
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Ooof. We're gonna need a bigger wet noodle. [/Brody]
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It's the cream of the crop!
Watch out for the DragonCat o'Nine Tails!
WU -ooomp *WHPSH!* *ow!*
"What's that?"
"A flog-horn ! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Oh no no no no:
"So you're up sh!t creek with a paddle, then?"
"No, I always walk like this"
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I...I... need to just favorite the last 2 pages all together
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I...I... need to just favorite the last 2 pages all together Yyyyyeeeessssss... let the love and magnanimosity and kindness and generous spirit flow through you~! :D
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you know I feel your using some sort of tactic on me If i said i wasn't suspicious id be lion..... <so very sorry move along move along nothing to see here.>
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*head* *desk*
*head* *desk*
*head* *desk*
GOBLINS! I NEED ANOTHER FIRESALE!
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{staggers in, charred and still smoldering } YAYYYYYYYYYY!
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Ummm...Yay?
*sees Hunt*
*sigh*
I'll get the bactine...again....
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*wanders out of the flagellation chamber with fresh scars*
Hey, what's going on now--
*FOOOOM!*
OH GOD OH GOD THE BURNING!
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♫♪ Trogdor was a 'wampi
I mean, he was a balor 'wampi
Or maybe he was just a balor
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!... ♫♪
>_>
<_<
{nibbles on own seared arm } I am delicious!
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OH GOODY!
CRISPY GREMLIN BITES!
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
♫♪ Trogdor was a 'wampi
I mean, he was a balor 'wampi
Or maybe he was just a balor
But he was still Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor!... ♫♪
>_>
<_<
{nibbles on own seared arm } I am delicious!
*wraps Hunt up like a mummy from head to toe*
Stop that! It could get infected! Then you will smell funny and attract more goblins!
...
OK, that might actually be funny. Carry on! :)
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*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*
Ow.
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Dragoncat wrote:
*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*
Ow.
{spritzes with Dr. Bunner's All-One Hair Tonic & Figaro Fertilizer and then waits for results }
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*Prepares more torches so the funny screams and delightful smells need never go away*
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Dragoncat wrote:
*wanders back into the thread, now furless, scarred, burned and really grumpy*
Ow.
{spritzes with Dr. Bunner's All-One Hair Tonic & Figaro Fertilizer and then waits for results } *fur spontaneously regrows and burn scars heal*
Oh, thanks. :)
*fur suddenly blooms into a bunch of daisies*
*sigh* ...you know what? Screw it, I can live with this.
Why? Are you allergic to daisies?