H'mmm... Maybe so, but I have my suspicions...
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Pepe, as promised
Male halfling swashbuckler 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Class Guide 56)
NE Small humanoid (halfling)
Init +5; Senses Perception +7
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Defense
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AC 18, touch 16, flat-footed 13 (+2 armor, +5 Dex, +1 size)
hp 12 (1d10+2)
Fort +3, Ref +8, Will +2; +2 vs. fear
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Offense
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Speed 20 ft.
Melee dagger +7 (1d3+1/19-20) or
rapier +8 (1d4+1/18-20)
Ranged sling +7 (1d3+1)
Special Attacks deeds (derring-do, dodging panache, opportune parry and riposte), panache (2)
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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 20, Con 14, Int 9, Wis 13, Cha 15
Base Atk +1; CMB +1; CMD 16
Feats Weapon Focus (rapier)
Traits criminal, good slip
Skills Acrobatics +11 (+7 to jump), Bluff +7, Climb +3, Perception +7, Sleight of Hand +10; Racial Modifiers +2 Acrobatics, +2 Climb, +2 Perception
Languages Common, Halfling
SQ manifestation points, ability scores, swashbuckler finesse
Other Gear leather armor, buckler, dagger, rapier, sling, sling bullets (10), absinthe (per bottle)[UE], backpack, bedroll, belt pouch, flint and steel, hemp rope (50 ft.), mess kit[UE], pot, soap, torch (10), trail rations (5), waterskin, 98 gp, 9 sp
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Special Abilities
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Deeds
Fearless +2 racial bonus on all saving throws against fear. This bonus stacks with the bonus granted by halfling luck.
Manifestation Points, Ability Scores ([none], 13/psychic duel) Every combatant begins a psychic duel with a pool of MP equal to the combatant’s HD + the average of her Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores. As a free action, a combatant can draw from this pool to generate MP. A combatant who draws any numb
Panache (Ex) Gain a pool of points that are spent to fuel deeds, regained on light/piercing crit/killing blow.
Swashbuckler Finesse At 1st level, a swashbuckler gains the benefits of the Weapon Finesse feat with light or one-handed piercing melee weapons, and she can use her Charisma score in place of Intelligence as a prerequisite for combat feats. This ability counts as having
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There are two thing in life Pepe loves, money and himself.
Pepe was born in Galt, where exactly, doesnt matter, he can never go back. His parents were former slaves that worked tirelessly to win his freedom, which made it doubly disappointing when he came of age and hardly made a profit selling them back into slavery.
Pepe then made his way up to Mivon, where he learned the finer points of swordsmanship from an elderly Swordlord-in-exile, who made an excellent fall guy (and for which Pepe got a substantial reward for bringing to justice, dead, of course) for a series of disappearances.
Pepe then made his way, bored, and in a murderous funk, around the River Knigdoms, a series of murders in Pitax suggest he might’ve ventured there. an unsolved attempt at pollutting Outsea with dead rats is certainly his work.
However, nothing grabbed Pepe, and as he was in an alleyway, coming to grips with a life of forlorn destruction (and drowning an Innkeeper in a bucket) he saw HER, the most beautiful Halfling he had ever seen. Oh, how she casually tripped a ladder, or unsnapped a horse’s buckle, seemingly without even touching it, beautiful tragedy incarnate, that is what Pepe saw when he first laid eyes on Tammerine “Tammy” Dragontoes.
Admittedly, Tammy barely notices Pepe, and finds the odd spring in his step when she’s around annoying.
For Pepe, every moment around Tammy is better then the last (although a good bathhouse or pesh den rank a close second) and there isn’t a single person in the world he wouldn’t mudrer to get sweet, beautifully malicious flower to notice him.
Maybe his parents have value after all…
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Feel free to blame Limeylongears as well. As soon as he said "I could totally see a halfling Swashbuckler" in FaWtL, it was all over. :-)
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Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...
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Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...
Pretty much. Maybe a little less neon.
*sigh*
My mom is going and the person who was originally going with her had to cancel after she had already booked everything so she asked me if I wanted to go so she wouldn't be alone.
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Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...Pretty much. Maybe a little less neon.
*sigh*
My mom is going and the person who was originally going with her had to cancel after she had already booked everything so she asked me if I wanted to go so she wouldn't be alone.
That marks you as a GOOD person. You are so GOOD!
Isn't being GOOD such a wonderful thing? Being GOOD opens up puppies and unicorns and rainbows and sunshine...
>:)
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Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...Pretty much. Maybe a little less neon.
*sigh*
My mom is going and the person who was originally going with her had to cancel after she had already booked everything so she asked me if I wanted to go so she wouldn't be alone.
That marks you as a GOOD person. You are so GOOD!
Isn't being GOOD such a wonderful thing? Being GOOD opens up puppies and unicorns and rainbows and sunshine...
>:)
What about Kitties? Do I get kitties?
Can I trade the sunshine for kitties?
Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...Pretty much. Maybe a little less neon.
*sigh*
My mom is going and the person who was originally going with her had to cancel after she had already booked everything so she asked me if I wanted to go so she wouldn't be alone.
That marks you as a GOOD person. You are so GOOD!
Isn't being GOOD such a wonderful thing? Being GOOD opens up puppies and unicorns and rainbows and sunshine...
>:)
What about Kitties? Do I get kitties?
Can I trade the sunshine for kitties?
It's a possibility I suppose...
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I don't like sunshine... =-_-=
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It's a possibility I suppose...Why for Rysky do you have to go to Las Vegas? I thought the place looked like your rumpus room already...Pretty much. Maybe a little less neon.
*sigh*
My mom is going and the person who was originally going with her had to cancel after she had already booked everything so she asked me if I wanted to go so she wouldn't be alone.
That marks you as a GOOD person. You are so GOOD!
Isn't being GOOD such a wonderful thingyg? Being GOOD opens up puppies and unicorns and rainbows and sunshine...
>:)
What about Kitties? Do I get kitties?
Can I trade the sunshine for kitties?
Then I'll trade it for the kitties.
I don't like sunshine... =-_-=
Funny, my cat likes finding pools of sunshine to curl up in.
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Sunshine Filters Down
Through the Windows to my soul
content kitty purrs
felinerai haiku about window sunshine >^.^<
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I don't like sunshine... =-_-=
I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie.
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What about little red dots?I don't like sunshine... =-_-=I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie.
I was fooled once by the lie that is 'the red dot'. Never Again.
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What about little red dots?
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I don't like sunshine... =-_-=I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie.
I really liked Sunshine, except for the stupid crazy slasher ending part. I didn't even mind the weird premise, involving q-balls converting the solar matter into something exotic or something. I still cry at the end of the "shield repairs" scene.
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I really liked Sunshine, except for the stupid crazy slasher ending part. I didn't even mind the weird premise, involving q-balls converting the solar matter into something exotic or something. I still cry at the end of the "shield repairs" scene.I don't like sunshine... =-_-=I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie.
Never actually seen it.
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Ooo, or you could be an Avenger specialized Vigilante Kitty!What about little red dots?
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Someone once sent me this . . .red dot
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*begins leading laser pointer*I was fooled once by the lie that is 'the red dot'. Never Again.What about little red dots?I don't like sunshine... =-_-=I don't like Sunshine either. We must stop this lie.
*sits there resolutely ignoring The Red Dot*
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Oooo Mistress Rysky...be careful Emperor Floyd has learned to just go for the hand in cases like this.
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I know I know blasted dragons and witches keep distracting me from that ultimate hunt yes yes.
Hmmm....a renegade red dot...this looks like a job for...
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No mere red spot can evade my blade!
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EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!
*Ding dong!*
Morning, luv - Wump Kontrol 'ere. Let's 'ave a look.
Oh, dear, dear dear.
Oh, dear me.
KEITH! KEITH! This is going to be a flamethrower job. {To Rysky} Sorry about yer carpets, missus, but it's the only way to shift 'em.
Well....a trap in a room is shooting nonlethal arrows like a pillbox.
All three full martials are KO....only the two semi casters stand up.
Irony....
What are your plans for the weekend Rysky?
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Well....a trap in a room is shooting nonlethal arrows like a pillbox.
All three full martials are KO....only the two semi casters stand up.
Irony....What are your plans for the weekend Rysky?
And none of the semi-casters have protection from arrows or that other wind spell?
Going to play in in-person Pathfinder game this Saturday.
Then my Mom is gonna drag me away to do some shopping >_<
EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!A Pugwampi Vigilante vs a Goblin Swashbuckler.
I would legitimately pay to see this happen.
How much would you pay?
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But, wait! There's more! If you act right now, we'll throw in a Bare Druid Grappling a Succubus. Now how much would you pay?How much would you pay?EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!A Pugwampi Vigilante vs a Goblin Swashbuckler.
I would legitimately pay to see this happen.
Okay damnit I'm bad at this s+%!. You guys are going to have to set a starting bid or something.
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EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!
You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!
Ho! Ha ha!
Ha!
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I have a bill here for 40 mangy rats at 100 Quatloos a piece delivered to one succubus named Rysky over the Christmas holidays. Would you be the succubus in question?
EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!
Ho! Ha ha!
You left out a 'Ha!' between the 'Spin!' and 'Thrust!'.EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!
Ho! Ha ha!
Ha!
You only THINK I left that out!
...Hey! What's that behind YOU!?!?!?
Look again! :D