Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber
Greetings Paizoians! The time has come to reserve at a bargain some sweet tasty goblin noggin! Unexpected profitable good fortune has struck with the launch of the Giantslayer AP. Apparently goblins heard it would be Goblinslayer are quite irate to be left out (why?... well goblins you know). Due to the rioting, our harvest is both immense and diverse this year, as it seems some orcs of Belkzen were got up in the mix as well. They turned out a touch larger and a bit crunchy, but really quite palatable.
If you are attending PaizoCon 2015 and wish to delight, nay enthrall, your tastebuds and broaden your palette with the delightful candied gray cells of Golarion's meanest minute menaces (or their larger pals), simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.
This can be your real name or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.
The first 60 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed an orc or goblin brain. There are however just a dozen of the orc flavor available!
Don't settle for less than the very best Golarion's Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!
Disclaimers and Acclaimations:
Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.
Kigvan wrote:
Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!
Ryan Costello wrote:
All brains must be eaten.
Whispering Tyrant wrote:
Mmm.
PaizoCon PSA: The Lottery is Here and is running until Monday 4/27 (2pm PST).
*: Please be assured all of our goblin brains are ethically sourced from local Seattle goblin tribes.
Also, is it possible to reserve one for my fiance as well (David Neilson)? If so I think an orc brain, so that we may compare the finer points. :)
Thank you!
Two please! For me and my son! How about one of each flavor?
My badge will say DM Khel, his will say Simeon. And last year you just spotted us in the elevator, recognized our names, and handed us our goodies, so let's just do that again, eh?
Oh, is it to early to put dibs in for next year? If not, I hereby put dibs in for Lisa Stevens to get the first goblin brain reservation for 2016 (why break tradition). ;)
I'm getting in at the wee hours Wednesday night /Thursday morning and zylphryx and I are headed to the emp museum on Thursday so I am not sure where that leaves us other that I will be in line to get my badge first thing Friday.and yes my badge says mine all mine or David lambiase