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Lilith wrote:
Green bean casserole or mac and cheese?

Green bean casserole, because I don't like eating things that taste like Satan's moldy butt.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Not if the offering is a durian fruit, and you dislike moldy onions and sweat sock flavor, but otherwise, yes.

See my above comment about moldy butts.

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WE HAVE THE CORGI. REVEAL DETAILS OF THE AP AFTER STRANGE AEONS OR THE CORGI BUYS IT.


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You foolish bag, that's a Trojan Corgi!


I thought he was a dire corgi...

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Dire werecorgi.


Even better, so who is going to clean up the shreds of Gorbacz after Calamity is done with him?

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GM_Beernorg wrote:
Even better, so who is going to clean up the shreds of Gorbacz after Calamity is done with him?

Calamity's intestines?


I was worried he would be bad for Calamity and cause an obstruction, but maybe dire were-corgi stomach acid is strong enough to handle blackmailing sentient magical bag material.


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Which does raise an interesting rules question. If a dire were-corgi eats a Bag of Devouring, what happens?


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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Lilith wrote:
Green bean casserole or mac and cheese?
Green bean casserole, because I don't like eating things that taste like Satan's moldy butt.

Also, Lissa's green bean casserole is like the platonic ideal of green bean casseroles.

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Gorbacz wrote:
WE HAVE THE CORGI. REVEAL DETAILS OF THE AP AFTER STRANGE AEONS OR THE CORGI BUYS IT.

Fool! Now you are precisely where the corgi wanted you!

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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:


Which does raise an interesting rules question. If a dire were-corgi eats a Bag of Devouring, what happens?

Poo of Annihilation


Crystal Frasier wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
WE HAVE THE CORGI. REVEAL DETAILS OF THE AP AFTER STRANGE AEONS OR THE CORGI BUYS IT.
Fool! Now you are precisely where the corgi wanted you!

"Never go in against a Corgi when death is on the line"?

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GET IT OUT OF ME, GET IT OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


I believe a certain Corgi has the terrifying bag in the bag...seems Gorbacz may be changing careers to dogie poo bag, sorry man, ya mess with the dire Corgi...stuff happens, bad stuff.

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I need to let John Hurt know that having voracious creatures burst out of your chest is indeed crapsticks.

Anybody has a scroll of unmake hole nearby?


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The King in Yellow or The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?

She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel?

Coyote or Iktome?


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Lilith wrote:

The King in Yellow or The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?

She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel?

Coyote or Iktome?

These are important.

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Lilith wrote:
The King in Yellow or The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young?

No! Don't make me choose between my children!

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She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel?

That depends on which version of Ms. Marvel you mean: Carol Danvers or Kamala Khan? Also, Jenn Walters or Lyra of the Sisterhood? I think the order goes Lyra -> Carol -> Jenn -> Kamala

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Coyote or Iktome?

Don't make a mother choose!!!!


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Crystal Frasier wrote:
That depends on which version of Ms. Marvel you mean: Carol Danvers or Kamala Khan? Also, Jenn Walters or Lyra of the Sisterhood? I think the order goes Lyra -> Carol -> Jenn -> Kamala

This made me a little sad, because Kamala is pretty awesome. But everyone on that list is awesome, so I don't know how I'd order them.

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deinol wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
That depends on which version of Ms. Marvel you mean: Carol Danvers or Kamala Khan? Also, Jenn Walters or Lyra of the Sisterhood? I think the order goes Lyra -> Carol -> Jenn -> Kamala
This made me a little sad, because Kamala is pretty awesome. But everyone on that list is awesome, so I don't know how I'd order them.

Right? There's not correct answer to that question

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Would a helmet designed to look like a cerberi, with a dog-like face as a visor in front and two other dog faces emerging from the sides of the head look too tacky or impractical?

Would it be more effective to just have the helmet modeled after a singular dog head, and then make the other two dog heads the pauldrons of the armor?

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Archpaladin Zousha wrote:

Would a helmet designed to look like a cerberi, with a dog-like face as a visor in front and two other dog faces emerging from the sides of the head look too tacky or impractical?

Would it be more effective to just have the helmet modeled after a singular dog head, and then make the other two dog heads the pauldrons of the armor?

Go with the second design, unless you're intentionally trying to look tacky


Crystal knows classy armor when she sees it!

(second one all the way, triple dog head helm is 2 dogs too many on a helm ;) )

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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Archpaladin Zousha wrote:

Would a helmet designed to look like a cerberi, with a dog-like face as a visor in front and two other dog faces emerging from the sides of the head look too tacky or impractical?

Would it be more effective to just have the helmet modeled after a singular dog head, and then make the other two dog heads the pauldrons of the armor?

Go with the second design, unless you're intentionally trying to look tacky

Definitely not. I want my character to look FEARSOME, not FUNNY! Thanks, Crystal!

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I'm about to start GMing Hell's Rebels, and I've also been listening to a LOT of the Hamilton musical. Is there any intentional parallel between the tailor Hetamon Haace and the tailor/revolutionary Hercules Mulligan? (I only have "In Hell's Bright Shadow" so the only connection I'm going off of is that they're both rebels and tailors).

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mechaPoet wrote:
I'm about to start GMing Hell's Rebels, and I've also been listening to a LOT of the Hamilton musical. Is there any intentional parallel between the tailor Hetamon Haace and the tailor/revolutionary Hercules Mulligan? (I only have "In Hell's Bright Shadow" so the only connection I'm going off of is that they're both rebels and tailors).

Sadly, this adventure was written long before Hamilton debuted publicly (or maybe fortunately, since Hell's Bright Shadow probably would've just ended up one long string of Hamilton references).

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Crystal what would be a good ooze to throw at some lv14 PCs?

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Crystal what would be a good ooze to throw at some lv14 PCs?

Ochre jelly is a classic standby, but if you want weird fun I like the slithering tracker or a couple apallie, or apply the giant template to the gelatinous cube.

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Would you say a colossal gelatinous cube would be too much?


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It can never be enough.


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Seems to me a Crystal ooze would be the natural answer here. :)


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::queues up laugh track::

You could almost say the correlation is "crystal" clear.

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Would you say a colossal gelatinous cube would be too much?

There's always room for gelatinous cube.

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GM_Beernorg wrote:

::queues up laugh track::

You could almost say the correlation is "crystal" clear.

Words cannot express how much I hate having a name that is also a common noun in the industry I work in. It's like being a plumber named Wrench MacTagget.


Noted, no more puns using that word, no offense intended of course.


I made Crystal so annoyed she disappeared, I bet she plane shifted. ::hangs head in shame::


Crystal Frasier wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:

::queues up laugh track::

You could almost say the correlation is "crystal" clear.

Words cannot express how much I hate having a name that is also a common noun in the industry I work in. It's like being a plumber named Wrench MacTagget.

Yeah, I get it. For a while I lived in a town called Nottingham. We were all sick to death of Robin Hood jokes!


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Haladir wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:
GM_Beernorg wrote:

::queues up laugh track::

You could almost say the correlation is "crystal" clear.

Words cannot express how much I hate having a name that is also a common noun in the industry I work in. It's like being a plumber named Wrench MacTagget.
Yeah, I get it. For a while I lived in a town called Nottingham. We were all sick to death of Robin Hood jokes!

So you weren't a merry man?

>:)


"Yes we're MEN, we're MEN in TIGHTS! TIGHT TIGHTS!"

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Wes, we need to get this right? Time to go shopping for frames.

Everybody's favourite Attic Whisperer originally posted this on Wes' thread but I thought you might be interested in it as well :3

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Crystal did you enjoyed the Twitch day? Would you consider running/playing a weekly game for us to watch?

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I just saw your writeup of the Scuri, they're friggin awesome! Thankies for making them :3

As for question, where would you most likely find them on Golarion?


I got disconnected at the end of the game yesterday so my curiosity demands: What was written in the pot?

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Crystal did you enjoyed the Twitch day? Would you consider running/playing a weekly game for us to watch?

I loved the Twitch day! It was a lot of fun. While a weekly game might be beyond my current ability to schedule, Wes has been wheedling me for a while to use my setup at home to start doing a vlog.

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Well a vlog would be awesome! What would you vlog about, if you did one?

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Rysky wrote:

I just saw your writeup of the Scuri, they're friggin awesome! Thankies for making them :3

As for question, where would you most likely find them on Golarion?

Canonically, since they're a fan-build, you won't find them in Golarion. But for your home games, scuri don't see the world in terms of nations and borders, and so have dwindled or been run off as Taldor expanded to control more of Avistan, then dissolved into countless smaller nations who DO make a big deal out of borders. In Avistan, those that remain prefer isolated locales, such as deep in the Verduran and Fangwood Forests and the untames corners of the River Kingdoms. A small population lives on the fringes of society in Absalom as something in-between a criminal gang and survivalists. In Tian, small groups likewise populate the towers of Goka, but larger communities can be found in Lingshen and Quain. Xenophobic and deeply spiritual clades also dwell int he Forest of Spirits and northern Minkai, but their coloration and outlook are alien to the other scuri of Tian.

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Rune wrote:
I got disconnected at the end of the game yesterday so my curiosity demands: What was written in the pot?

"Magic's good, but sick is not. Pull it out with the puking pot." It's magic item that casts the least desirable form of dispel magic ever.

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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Rysky wrote:

I just saw your writeup of the Scuri, they're friggin awesome! Thankies for making them :3

As for question, where would you most likely find them on Golarion?

Canonically, since they're a fan-build, you won't find them in Golarion. But for your home games, scuri don't see the world in terms of nations and borders, and so have dwindled or been run off as Taldor expanded to control more of Avistan, then dissolved into countless smaller nations who DO make a big deal out of borders. In Avistan, those that remain prefer isolated locales, such as deep in the Verduran and Fangwood Forests and the untames corners of the River Kingdoms. A small population lives on the fringes of society in Absalom as something in-between a criminal gang and survivalists. In Tian, small groups likewise populate the towers of Goka, but larger communities can be found in Lingshen and Quain. Xenophobic and deeply spiritual clades also dwell int he Forest of Spirits and northern Minkai, but their coloration and outlook are alien to the other scuri of Tian.

True, but They'ze your babies so you'd know best :3 Thankies!

Hmm, what about Nirmanthas?

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