Favorite line in a published module / scenario / AP?


Pathfinder First Edition General Discussion


Any GM who runs any of the published material will inevitably find some line that just strikes them as hilarious. Let's share some favorites. Please share only the author's name, not the module/scenario/AP. Much easier to look for similar work this way.

Jason Buhlman wrote:
"The snakes fill the entire corridor and cannot be bypassed."


The only line written about the Hungry Gar:

Erik Mona wrote:
Guld Tortikan, head chef at the Hungry Gar, claims to serve the finest meal on the Vein. He is mistaken.


Multiclassing calculus, for when you need a little more winter and a lot more witch in your winter witch:

Jim Groves wrote:
Female human (Jadwiga) witch[APG] (winter witch[ISM]) 5/winter witch[POP] 3

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