Reasons why we can't have nice things...

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

357. That's just how life is, so tough cranberries!

[lucky7]

Goth Guru wrote:

356: Because a member of the tea party is running for president, I wish Lucky was running now.

358. Because not only am I not nearly old enough to run, but would most likely be a horrible president.

[Hello? Yes, this is Bard.]

359. I'm sorry, I ate the homework because no one put a bowl out for me after I sang. :(

[Goth Guru]

360: Because someone left the door open, raccoons got in, and destroyed the couch.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

361: Because we keep getting outbid on eBay.

[Sissyl]

362. Because nice things are no longer compliant with Ebay's policy.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

363. Sissyl's hat ate it.

[Sissyl]

Dammit!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

364. People not complying with the rules of this thread.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

365. Bleached Otyugh found it first.

[Bleached Otyugh]

*burps*

[GoatToucher]

366: Powerful men with tiny dingles.

[Goth Guru]

367: Wait,there are rules?

[The CLAW]

368. Because nothing can stop The CLAW.

[Goth Guru]

369. "'Star Wars' fan arrested over threat to student who revealed plot" See, I can just post headlines here. Many headlines belong here.

[Goth Guru]

370. You can no longer get on Facebook with an assumed name. That means some maniac who wants to kill me because I play Farmville can track me down. So can all the terrorists who can easily acquire fake IDs. Now I can't tell people on Facebook how great Pathfinder is.

[TriOmegaZero]

371. Your FACE.

[Molten Dragon]

372. Cheesy popcorn.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

373. Scriptural literalism.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

374. Cancer. RIP, Bowie.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

375. Alzheimer's Disease. RIP, Pratchett.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

376. Necrotizing Fasciitis. RIP, Henson.

[SunstonePhoenix]

377. Konami

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

378. Fried chicken and doughnuts. RIP, Elvis.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

379. Trees. RIP, Sonny Bono.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

380. The Secret Service being trained in the Heimlich maneuver. RIP, pretzel.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

381. The worryingly gloomy outlook of IHIYC.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

382. The point at which even the frikkin' Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is telling you to lighten up.

[GoatToucher]

383. Bees! BEEEEEEEES!!!

[Snow White's Mother]

384. Because someone left my cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to make it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh, no

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

GoatToucher wrote:

383. Bees! BEEEEEEEES!!!

385. Bee-killing pesticides. Bees, after all, are one of the few reasons we CAN have nice things.

[GoatToucher]

385a: BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

386: Fires in crowded theaters.

[mon1496]

387. The pack mule hugging every random creature without rolling to see what it is

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

388. Linda Tripp.

[Shifty]

389 The paladin fell on it.

[GoatToucher]

390. Your old friend Sal Monella.