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This is a thread dedicated to reviews of our new grass overlords. May their photosynthesis grace our lungs with life giving oxygen as we offer our prayers to feed them in kind.

D'ah-Men.

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Pyronous will be so happy.

Grand Lodge

2015 Q1: Better Grass
2015 Q2: New Reputation Level "Andius"
2015 Q3: Zombie Kitten Escalation
2015 Q4: Useless Lore Book "Nihimonicon" Added (Pages to complete, Pi)

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Shhh, you'll summon... him. ;)


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Don't worry, I just invoked his name somewhere else. Hopefully he'll head there and leave these serious threads alone.

*Munchmunch*
Hm. Good grass. Juicy, yet possessing a decent amount of fiber. Filling.
*Swishes in mouth*
Oh! Unfortunately, the aftertaste is jarringly bitter. A pity. Still, not the worst choice you cud make. 6/10.

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The question is ... will it be long enough to lurk and hide in ?

Goblinworks Executive Founder

If you can hide in it, someone will smoke you out before long.


Especially those Halflings, they'll smoke you out very quickly.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

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Halflings, smoke, and grass? Nah, no relation. "Pipeweed" is tobacco, not that other stuff.

(Did they buy it?)

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Don't worry, I just invoked his name somewhere else.

And now I'm thinking you said that just to send me off on a wild goose chase looking for the other mention...

Bad Kobold!


KarlBob wrote:

Halflings, smoke, and grass? Nah, no relation. "Pipeweed" is tobacco, not that other stuff.

(Did they buy it?)

(Absolutely not! I'm not paying this outrageous sum for this lawn grass! 2/10 Would Not Recommend)

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