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I've seen some while browsing the advice or rules.
Crafting special items, social or combat situations and others.

What are some of the silliest or weirdest things or topics you've given or seen advice on?


A thread by a confused DM who had a druid player who wanted to Wildshape, impregnate his Axe Beak companion, and then sell the hatchlings.


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chaoseffect wrote:
A thread by a confused DM who had a druid player who wanted to Wildshape, impregnate his Axe Beak companion, and then sell the hatchlings.

Did someone explain the Birds, and the well, Birds to him to un-confuse him?


chaoseffect wrote:
A thread by a confused DM who had a druid player who wanted to Wildshape, impregnate his Axe Beak companion, and then sell the hatchlings.

I haven't seen that one, but a similar one popped up somewhere, where the profit would come from bred horses i think.

One that pops to mind, a GM asked about advice on crafting rules.
Seems one of the party wanted to craft an object, which was meant as a preventive measure for the party's healer, who was regularly groping the others.


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Chyrone wrote:

One that pops to mind, a GM asked about advice on crafting rules.

Seems one of the party wanted to craft an object, which was meant as a preventive measure for the party's healer, who was regularly groping the others.

Circle of Restraining Order?

The Exchange

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There is the thread on Aldern Foxglove having a John Bobbitt event.

That one is weird and a little creepy.


Had a player want a Rod of Rulership Over Women shaped like a dildo. I didn't let him have it.


Teatime42 wrote:
Circle of Restraining Order?
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Had a player want a Rod of Rulership Over Women shaped like a dildo. I didn't let him have it.

Clarification:

The crafter had the feat CWI, the cleric was of Calistria and enjoyed groping various parts of both men and women. The crafter wanted to make an item to ehm...."occupy", the cleric.

Liberty's Edge

Teatime42 wrote:
chaoseffect wrote:
A thread by a confused DM who had a druid player who wanted to Wildshape, impregnate his Axe Beak companion, and then sell the hatchlings.
Did someone explain the Birds, and the well, Birds to him to un-confuse him?

Don't worry everybody, I've got this.


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Chyrone wrote:

One that pops to mind, a GM asked about advice on crafting rules.

Seems one of the party wanted to craft an object, which was meant as a preventive measure for the party's healer, who was regularly groping the others.

It is a touch spell after all, what else were they supposed to do?

DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Had a player want a Rod of Rulership Over Women shaped like a dildo. I didn't let him have it.

I will let him have it, if you catch my drift.


Calistria wrote:
It is a touch spell after all, what else were they supposed to do?

No your highness-of-revenge-and-pleasure, she'd be groping without the need for healing.


Chyrone wrote:
Calistria wrote:
It is a touch spell after all, what else were they supposed to do?
No your highness-of-revenge-and-pleasure, she'd be groping without the need for healing.

Practice makes perfect.


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Nothing beats the Succubus in a Grapple thread.


I know of that one shadowborn.

But there's a new thing, a thread on getting a dragon's baby.


Succubus in a Grapple still wins.

For non-advice threads...

Here

From a player discussing unsubscribing from Iron Gods to Distant Worlds seducing Mikaze...

Yeah.


One of the weirdest I saw was a druid (who's character had a massive focus on fertility) looking for a way to become hermaphroditic, so they could both father & mother children (they already had several wives & children, wanted to start adding husbands). Dont remember how that ended to be honest.


....weird i reckon.
Perhaps they had a Calistran mediator in their search?


Well, I found the thread:

druid

Another about a druid wanting to mate with a griffon:

druid

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